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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
- Thread starter digifruitella
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I'll addition:
Small breasts.
Labia that could safely glide down a 747.
Small breasts.
Labia that could safely glide down a 747.
i hate it when girls try to hard and moan or scream!!!!!
BAYAMONXXX
Land Of The Snakes
when the girl starts sucking on the dudes ugly ass feet WTF that shit is fucking nasty.
1. Anal: C'mon that's what the pussy is for, plus pussy gets wet.
2. Feet: Have you seen those foot soakers that when you leave your feet in there for an hour the water turns black? And you wanna put something like that in your mouth?!
3. Bad Plots/Acting: They say those who can't do, teach; and those who can't act, do porn. I have to fast-forward past that shit.
4. Too much cock: If you're gonna waste half the film showing the guy's cock, at least warn people before they buy it.
5. When it's way too obvious the female would only fuck the guy for money: I watch porn with my wife, but I can tell that if she wasn't bi-curious she'd be completely turned off by those prehistoric Ogres that are in half these scenes.
Grand Canyon pussy: When you can tell the guy would have to be ridiculously hung to get the slightest feeling of pleasure, I think it's time that pussy took a vacation or better yet, retire.
6. Cumshot's: Seriously, how many women LIKE getting a face full of cum? And how many guys actually wanna see that, whatever happened to a female swallowing the load? I always skip that part.
7. Golden showers or 2 Girls, 1 Cup-type shit: Never seen it, never will.....
2. Feet: Have you seen those foot soakers that when you leave your feet in there for an hour the water turns black? And you wanna put something like that in your mouth?!
3. Bad Plots/Acting: They say those who can't do, teach; and those who can't act, do porn. I have to fast-forward past that shit.
4. Too much cock: If you're gonna waste half the film showing the guy's cock, at least warn people before they buy it.
5. When it's way too obvious the female would only fuck the guy for money: I watch porn with my wife, but I can tell that if she wasn't bi-curious she'd be completely turned off by those prehistoric Ogres that are in half these scenes.
Grand Canyon pussy: When you can tell the guy would have to be ridiculously hung to get the slightest feeling of pleasure, I think it's time that pussy took a vacation or better yet, retire.
6. Cumshot's: Seriously, how many women LIKE getting a face full of cum? And how many guys actually wanna see that, whatever happened to a female swallowing the load? I always skip that part.
7. Golden showers or 2 Girls, 1 Cup-type shit: Never seen it, never will.....
1) Animals
2) Pee or poo
3) Extreme close ups of a gaping worn out/bloody anus
4) Nasally douche bangs holding the camera who mumble asinine bullcrap (just shut up and fuck)
5) Lingering close ups of the dudes face
6) Bent, twisted, or folded cocks (that one freak from bang bros has like a hinged cock - freaks me the hell out)
7) Overly hairy chicks
8) Abuse or more than just playful S&M
9) Giant fake boobs
10) Women with short hair
It's not so much that - ooh I'm grossed out by these things (I've worked on farms and for hospitals so I'm no stranger to bodily fluids) - it's that they cause absolutely zero sexual arousal. If it's between consenting adults I'm all for whatever but I just can't get my head around being sexually aroused by a woman pissing on me or some such.
2) Pee or poo
3) Extreme close ups of a gaping worn out/bloody anus
4) Nasally douche bangs holding the camera who mumble asinine bullcrap (just shut up and fuck)
5) Lingering close ups of the dudes face
6) Bent, twisted, or folded cocks (that one freak from bang bros has like a hinged cock - freaks me the hell out)
7) Overly hairy chicks
8) Abuse or more than just playful S&M
9) Giant fake boobs
10) Women with short hair
It's not so much that - ooh I'm grossed out by these things (I've worked on farms and for hospitals so I'm no stranger to bodily fluids) - it's that they cause absolutely zero sexual arousal. If it's between consenting adults I'm all for whatever but I just can't get my head around being sexually aroused by a woman pissing on me or some such.
Me too! That's about the worst thing...
GabberMan
Closed Account
Having said all that I recently banged one out to Helen Mattheus in pigtails chalking a black board by a swimming pool, and taking it up the butt.
It wasn't a one-off. Later on I banged out another of Jordan Maze taking it up the rear end, with some wacky guitar music dubbed on top.
:hatsoff:
SMILING AND LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!
I don't want to see a woman smiling- I wanna see her either in the throes of ecstasy or with a twisted pained look on her face produced by some serious pounding!!!
I don't want to see a woman smiling- I wanna see her either in the throes of ecstasy or with a twisted pained look on her face produced by some serious pounding!!!
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
BBWs, I fucking hate them.
Girls with the body of an 11 year old boy are not attractive.
Anything with scat or piss doesn't do a thing for me.
Not a fan of boy, boy, girl threesomes.
Interracial is a big turnoff.
Bestiality is just plain awful.
Implied rape, bondage and S&M.
Geriatric porn
pendulous tits.
Girls with the body of an 11 year old boy are not attractive.
Anything with scat or piss doesn't do a thing for me.
Not a fan of boy, boy, girl threesomes.
Interracial is a big turnoff.
Bestiality is just plain awful.
Implied rape, bondage and S&M.
Geriatric porn
pendulous tits.
big giant dark nipples like on this chick
Couple of examples of the twins thing:
http://photos.freeones.com/a_babes/Apple_Twins_004/html/photo_001.shtml
http://photos.freeones.com/a_babes/Apple_Twins_004/html/photo_008.shtml
Their parents must be so proud. I don't find that a turn on at all, I find it awkward and uncomfortable.
Also, as was recently mentioned in another thread, girls in posing sets giving the finger. What's that all about?
http://photos.freeones.com/a_babes/Apple_Twins_004/html/photo_001.shtml
http://photos.freeones.com/a_babes/Apple_Twins_004/html/photo_008.shtml
Their parents must be so proud. I don't find that a turn on at all, I find it awkward and uncomfortable.
Also, as was recently mentioned in another thread, girls in posing sets giving the finger. What's that all about?
I don't get the "Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah" over and over again. Also, when the woman orgasms, fake or not, I don't know why so many camera men, professional or amateur, still have the camera zoomed into the action between the legs. Its like wtf dude, we understand what caused the orgasm, how about panning out a bit so that we can see the results.
-blowjobs
-anal
-guy cum
-more than one guy
-a fat/ugly guy (no homo, I just find it distracting)
-having the camera zoom in on the guy's ass or face
Nothing about the women could really turn me off. And I actually dig their weird facial expressions and running commentaries, which usually go something like this: "Oh yeah, you're fucking my pussy... Yeah yeah yeah just like that...Unnhh unnhh unnhhhhh fuck!!!"
-anal
-guy cum
-more than one guy
-a fat/ugly guy (no homo, I just find it distracting)
-having the camera zoom in on the guy's ass or face
Nothing about the women could really turn me off. And I actually dig their weird facial expressions and running commentaries, which usually go something like this: "Oh yeah, you're fucking my pussy... Yeah yeah yeah just like that...Unnhh unnhh unnhhhhh fuck!!!"
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