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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

ratbastid

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Lol, I can understand the other stuff, but it's funny you would mention the most natural thing in sex. You realize that's where it's supposed to go? that's the whole purpose of the sex act?

I second that- :confused:
 
Feet... Anything to do with feet/toes. Licking feet, sucking toes, footjobs, footjobs with heels... NO!!! That's NOT hot. It's just disgusting and stupid.
 
Hahahahahaha best quote in the history of the intrawebz.

The sad part is if he is on steriods his look is pretty bad and he doesn't know how to use them or build his body. He always has that watery, bloated, soft look where his skin doesn't look right. :1orglaugh
 

Kil4Thril

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The sad part is if he is on steriods his look is pretty bad and he doesn't know how to use them or build his body. He always has that watery, bloated, soft look where his skin doesn't look right. :1orglaugh


Steroids do that (well, the highly androgenic ones, mainly anything taken orally). Also, insulin use (also big in bodybuilding) will make you look like a water balloon.
 
Steroids do that (well, the highly androgenic ones, mainly anything taken orally). Also, insulin use (also big in bodybuilding) will make you look like a water balloon.

Most bodybuilders I have known that know what are doing don't have that problem. It's usually the people that just inject things in themselves without the knowledge to do it right and limit any side effects. Of course sooner or later if you push enough your body will fight back against you. Then again some people's genetics just suck. Still you would think they would just not go that route rather than look like crap.
 

Kil4Thril

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Most bodybuilders I have known that know what are doing don't have that problem. It's usually the people that just inject things in themselves without the knowledge to do it right and limit any side effects. Of course sooner or later if you push enough your body will fight back against you. Then again some people's genetics just suck. Still you would think they would just not go that route rather than look like crap.

Ok, you do know enough without a huge scientific dissertation. I agree with you.:glugglug:
 
Excess drool during cocksucking
All that damn spanking that leaves all the red marks on girls' asses
When the guy is yelping more than the girl is. that absolutely sucks
 

ratbastid

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Scat porn= YUCK

Also, I hate it when an extremely hot chick does a scene with a guy that barely blows a load. You'd think he'd save up, knowing he's got a scene to shoot(haha)- its always been dissappointing to me :mad: ---- I know I would do sooo much better, lol
 
I could draw up a long list, in no particular order.

01. Spitting. I know sometimes you have to use some saliva for the sake of lubricant, but when a guy (or girl) just drops a huge glob of spit on the goods, that's just kind of nasty.

02. Whenever a guy does something with a girl's feet. Okay, this one isn't all that bad, just because there are some cute girls out there with nice looking clean feet, but I hate it when a guy will put some girl's toes in his mouth without a second thought.

03. Human excrement. I don't even need to explain this one.

04. Guys slapping buttocks (though not as bad), and slapping breasts. A light pat on the bottom can be sexy, but it looks horrible when a guy does a loud smack on a girl's ass or her chest. Some women have sensitive nipples you know.

05. When women are treated like garbage. Putting aside norms of the adult industry, it looks retarded when a guy is treating a girl like trash and just straight up abusing her. (Seriously, I would kill to see one video where some guy takes time out to make the girl really horny and spends more than three seconds licking her pussy.)

06. Rediculously huge breasts, especially fake ones. There's just a point where no amount of breast augmentation will make a girl look any hotter than she does already.

07. Ugly or fat girls. Just because you have a D cup doesn't mean you are a huge turn on. For me at least.

08. Putting objects in orifices that aren't dildos. I'm not a big fan of dildos to being with, but putting apples, eggs, grapefruit, or guys heads in places where they shouldn't go just irks me.

09. Trashy outfits. This would probably go at the bottom of my list, but I have never been a fan of fishnet stockings, ripped up shirts, dominatrix stuff, or what have you. What ever happened to lacy bras and panties, or some silk lingerie?
 

satrap

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when you see someone walk in the background
when they don't get straight to the sex
and screaming and moaning.
 
French pedicures. Urgh! Anal, DP. Oh, and Sean Michaels.
 
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