Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

Of course the most obvious thing that Im sure many have already said is when the camera man decides that maybe he's going to try and capture the mans emotion and does a 30+sec close up on his grunting sweaty face. The worst is when they do it right as he's about to cum. That's not the last thing I wanna see before it all ends. I don't need to see his O-Face.

Next is in group shots when there are a number of guys crowded around a girl all about to get off. If one of those guys misses his target and hits one of the other guys I'm done. Time to find another money shot to watch.

Someone metioned earlier in this thread about the proximity of one mans junk to another's when there's one woman and multiple guys. First problem is when she decides to put two in her mouth at once. Yes sweetheart, my cock is in your mouth but it is also touching another man's genetalia. I have a hard enough time pullin my junk out at a baseball game when there's too many people and I have no choice but to choose the urinal right next to someone. Next is the usual double penetration if she's a trooper but that in its self is a whole level of contact with a man I will never know.

This is all pretty commmon place stuff now and it's sad to say but I think I'm actually getting use to seeing it. Dont get me wrong I love a good group session as much as the next guy but I never expected nor wanted to say the words "I'm use to seeing guys rub their packages up against eachother sll the time"
 
Dubbed moaning! :mad:

Was just watching a movie with the amazing Dru Berrymore. It was shot in (I think) Italy. And they didn't only dub their dialogues, but also the moaning! :mad: :crash: Annoying! And pretty much a boner shrinker, since I can't :rubbel: on that!

Right on! I'd rather hear the girls yammerin on in German. I make my own dialogue sometimes and I'll be damned if it doesnt make things that much better. This way she's only saying what I want her to say and I can just tune him out.

Your post made me think of cheesy pornos in general and I def have to say that when there's some lame soundtrack playing in the background the entire time I more often then not will turn it off. I dont know about you but I don't turn on funky elevator music when me and my girl get frisky. The sounds comming out of the girl are better than anything you can manufacture and that ends up getting drowned out.
 
The over-use of showing the woman's ass. I mean..seriously, every time the girl removes her pants she shows her ass to the camera..that's a buzz kill. I want to see the woman's vag before her ass.

Not every man is an ass man.
 
What else turns me off instantly for porn...

Scripted porn turns me off instantly. This probably eliminates 90% of porn for me, but scripted porn is so boring and it seems so mechanical and predictable. That's why I mostly watch recordings of webcam conversations, or watch Howard Stern videos...it's unscripted and more random and more 'real'.
 

Aria_DeLaunay

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Really bad porn music, violence against women, when the guys direct them from behind the carvers = ARRRRRGGGGG!!!
 
I feel you girl :)
 

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Of course the most obvious thing that Im sure many have already said is when the camera man decides that maybe he's going to try and capture the mans emotion and does a 30+sec close up on his grunting sweaty face. The worst is when they do it right as he's about to cum. That's not the last thing I wanna see before it all ends. I don't need to see his O-Face.

Next is in group shots when there are a number of guys crowded around a girl all about to get off. If one of those guys misses his target and hits one of the other guys I'm done. Time to find another money shot to watch.

Someone metioned earlier in this thread about the proximity of one mans junk to another's when there's one woman and multiple guys. First problem is when she decides to put two in her mouth at once. Yes sweetheart, my cock is in your mouth but it is also touching another man's genetalia. I have a hard enough time pullin my junk out at a baseball game when there's too many people and I have no choice but to choose the urinal right next to someone. Next is the usual double penetration if she's a trooper but that in its self is a whole level of contact with a man I will never know.

This is all pretty commmon place stuff now and it's sad to say but I think I'm actually getting use to seeing it. Dont get me wrong I love a good group session as much as the next guy but I never expected nor wanted to say the words "I'm use to seeing guys rub their packages up against eachother sll the time"

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Anything urine related, and I detest interracial (errr, black man on white woman, specifically, otherwise I don't mind it) as well. Weird anal fetish crap is a huge no-no as well!

...and I hate hate HATE panty stuffing... Buhhhuhhhuhhhhuhhhh.
 
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Anything urine related, and I detest interracial (errr, black man on white woman, specifically, otherwise I don't mind it) as well. Weird anal fetish crap is a huge no-no as well!

...and I hate hate HATE panty stuffing... Buhhhuhhhuhhhhuhhhh.
That is what is interesting about people. One person's hate is another's love.
 
after watching some X-ART films, almost everything about "standard" porn turns me off. X-art seems to capture the way sex really happens, to a certain degree that is. but you gotta roll with the punches... until all my favorite girls do an x-art scene i'll be stuck with the gonzo/pov/un-reality of porn.
 
-When the actors talk 'dirty', like "fuck my fucking pussy dirty cunt aw shit yeah" or "suck on it bitch". It sounds lame, fake, and is the BIGGEST TURNOFF for me. That's another reason why I don't like Sasha Grey because she did that a lot.

-I don't like watching anal sex or cum facials.

-Hairy guys

-Bad boob jobs

-Background music

I hate 98% of mainstream porn to be honest.
 
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