Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

GodsEmbryo

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May be it's just me but actually quit a lot turns me off. I hate it when these girls go 'OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH YES! OH MY GOD!' (in a fake way) during the whole action. Even when the guy takes a break to get some coffee and a donut they probably keep jelling 'OH MY GOD!' not realizing there's no dick up there ass anymore. But to much talking in general is a hard dick-killer for me.

Fake boobs? No thanks

And what about shaky camera's... Gosh!
 
well i prefer one on one so i don`t like DP, i prefer see the girls all dressed and then put her clothes off, i hate gays in straight movies
 

JohnRingo

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when the bottom of the girls feet are covered in dirt... wtf?

and shitty compression so that it's all pixelated on these stupid illegal tube sites
 

HeLovesPorn

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First of all big thanks for someone for finding me this site on another thread as I had run across it before. I have a mountain of modern shit that is sadly clogging up the adult entertainment biz for me that I simply CANNOT stand, but I'll have to post on it at another time. Hey, it's Christmas Eve after all! ;)
 
the 'industry' of porn is what turns me off.......there isn't much 'art' or passion or inticement involved. What kills most porn for me is the editing/filming of the performance. Christ, I don't need to open/dload a 45 min clip that starts with 17 minutes of guys bullshitting around telling jokes or trying to make me believe they are pimp. Then, when the fucking starts no matter how gorgeous the woman is and what she is doing, I don't need to see them fucking from the vantage of the cameraman on the floor (providing a great view of the back of the woman's 1 leg and the guys hairy balls and hairy ass legs) or endless cutaways to the guy's face. Not every sex scene has to be oral her-oral him-missionary-cowgirl-reverse cowgirl-doggy-facial formula
 

HeLovesPorn

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the 'industry' of porn is what turns me off.......there isn't much 'art' or passion or inticement involved. What kills most porn for me is the editing/filming of the performance. Christ, I don't need to open/dload a 45 min clip that starts with 17 minutes of guys bullshitting around telling jokes or trying to make me believe they are pimp. Then, when the fucking starts no matter how gorgeous the woman is and what she is doing, I don't need to see them fucking from the vantage of the cameraman on the floor (providing a great view of the back of the woman's 1 leg and the guys hairy balls and hairy ass legs) or endless cutaways to the guy's face. Not every sex scene has to be oral her-oral him-missionary-cowgirl-reverse cowgirl-doggy-facial formula

Fully agree'd with all of the above.
 

HeLovesPorn

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As I said from another very sumular thread, so here is a copy & paste of what I more or less hate a whopping 90% of the time and cannot take too much of:

I've only now just joined up but I've found a simualr thread once many months ago, somethin' called "Things in porn that really turn you off" or somethig like that.

I would say I'll have to post more on this later, but mostly I loathe the following the the adult film industry:

The ice-hearted and sadly very rampid Misogyny that the actresses of course give into in most Gonzo scenes and internet 'reality' sites these days as well as I am disappointed in my fellow males for being such ice-hearted pricks.

for example all of the following: Excess spitting on cocks, being VERY mean & disrespectful to the women, calling them ugly derogetory names such as bitch, cunt, cock whore and whore, forcing them to eat out the man's asshole Rocco Siffredi-style (I hate to say this as I believe in Karma but him and Max Hardcore HAVE to be THE biggest douche bag sons of you-know-what in the industry; and I'm so glad Max is still in jail, isn't he?), ect. Just all plain uncalled for and not sexy or sensual at all.

Immdiately going right into anal with the only lubricant being spit or some smelly finger tips that haven't been trimmed all month long. Slapping the woman's face or forcing her to suck on your toes, ect. Unless it is a whole submissive/BDSM thing, which is also a major turn-off for me, then why make her do those things just because you can for money? Your vid will have no real sensual replay value for many now. Such douches have really run the industry into the ground, which is why now mainly to quickly get off oon myfreecams.com when I have time that is mainly to a chick form Colombia and also form Anya Song aka: Busty Merilyn AKA Merilyn Sakova and also still photo galleries that I get them for free and some of the older vids form the 'silver age' of the adult film industry with my fave chicks like Melissa Hill and Nici Sterling and others with nice accents on the higher quality flashvideo sites (and I know, shame on me, but I don't care).

Modern porn, even some of the hotter women like Sonia Carerre from France on the BangBros, I just know it'll be an instint bonner killer for my hard-on and and my cock will go soft once someone won't stop talking past the opening three minute mark. PLEASE cameramen, shut the fuck up. We are here to see attractive people (mainly the women) fuck, not to hear your voice or to see you try to grab a bit of tits or bush. Keep your hands to yourself, fuckface!

Please also ladies: stop with the attitudes and the tattos and piercings. We're not ALL turned on by them, ya know. Just my own two cents. There are a few more elements as well that TRUELY get to me.

Cannot stomach the whole fake power struggle of BDSM photo shoots and video shoots and I have no idea why the sub-genre is so popular now all over the world but especially in North America. Meh, to each they're own. Just don't get it myself. Whips, chains and mock/faux crucifixions as well (especially since I keep it to myself but I am a person of faith, and that is sacreligious and fucked-up if you ask me)and the like. I'm also mostly bored by most girl on girl vids these days. If I am REALLY INTO both parties like a year old Lisa Sparxxx and Sara Jay double team on a guy then I am okay with it. But yeah I'm also oddly bored now. I prefer heterosexual sex myself since I'm straight, but I'm not close minded or anything.

Food definately should be left in one's mouth and at the dinner table if ya ask me, so Sploshing as it is called in it's native Britain and also over here and shit is a big turn off for me. Especially slapping as I made mention. Nothin' gets me immediately softer then a large, unwelcomed and sudden slap form some douchebag who apparently needs to log some couch therapy time. Totally uncalled for and completely will ruin an other wise good video shoot.

Mostly I am happy to see a nice hardcore fuck session with not too many Gynological style close-ups and a nice cum shot that is quick and hopefully the camera not lingering on hairy man ass and the finale three minutes or so of the guy jackin' it on the girls face. I truely HATE that being left in the final edit; no bullshit at all. I'm not hatefuiled but it is just not my cup of perverted tea at all.

Oh yeah syrup and also baby oil all over the girls big tits & stomach for some reason. I just hate and imagine it and the smell and feeling as I don't personally like baby oil much at all. Such a turn off to see an other wise nice femme as the French say to be all nasty, oily and oddly greasy looking. Definately not a personal turn-on AT ALL. But again to each they're own.

Also anything with these over the hill male stars as--and again nothing against them personally--but I just don't care for they're "fuck styles" of the following:

Ron Jeremy: Ugh, should have retired years ago. just recently watched five or so vids of him and like 19 year old to 21 year old very young ladies in the industry who just entered, and in every vid it just plain looked SO wrong. True age is just a number and it might sound like I am jealous, but he more or less now ruins all of his own photo shoots by playing a game of stinky fingers for WAY too fuckin' long and with holding his cock because of lack of blood-flow or something. Time to retire, Mr. Hedgehog.

By the way: did anyone else like me also never really get the whole Ron Jeremy thing? I mean in a lot of scenes I guess you chould say that he appears to be havin' real fun but man oh man his voice and his body and that troll face and the lovely women he still gets to fuck at his age & shape again just plain ruins it for me. :(

Mark Davis: Again he was tolerable when he was younger but now he is an ice-cold bastard. Can't stomach his scenes. Just plain treats most of the gals like shit, plus I don't like having to look at his disgusting cock goin' in and out of the pussies and asses. Again nothing against him personally.

Rocco Siffredi: Never got why women in the industry dig him so much and why some guys look up his stuff. I'm fairly open-minded but cannot stomach to watch him deep-throat all of the women and force them to almost always lick his asshole. I have a fetish for women's asses but not male ass, so sorry my good man. And I most certainly don't wanna see women toss your salad. That shit is just so plain WRONG and disrespectful towards the women. The French-Canadian girls he fucked all through out the normally wonderful Rocco & Buttman In Montreal from 2000 were almost always ruined because he made all of the femmes toss his salad while he stroked off. Dear heavenly Christ what a bonner killer. :( Diamond Forever and Judy Star still fucked him very good, though, for the final half hour scene. Just a damn shame he made them constantly do that, though.
 
Doggy filmed where the camera basically gets a shot of the guy's ass and her thighs.
Doggy where her head is buried in a cushion.
The lack of attention to eating/fingering a pussy.
When the girl is trying a little too hard to be 18 or less than 18.
The belief that a porn star chick isn't a real porn star unless she does: Anal, IR, DP, etc.
The negative view toward breast implants by "fans." Fuck off.
I like hair color changes and glasses, but I'm reaching overload with tats. Don't need to see tats anywhere near breasts.
The lack of short hair on chicks. Not buzzed short, but a nice short hairstyle would be cool to see sometime.
 

feller469

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more than one dick per chick in a scene, I'd rather not see any dicks, but no more than one please
 

HeLovesPorn

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The negative view toward breast implants by "fans." Fuck off.
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Oh all the things that you said, I felt this is most important. I've recently made seveal posts that you can read. Personally I'm an open-minded lad and I'm all for breast implants when done with the right doctor and right attention to ddetail, I feel they can cosmetically enhance a woman's natural beautiful, well over 100%. And oddly enough I'm much more of a creamy ass 'n thigh creamy combo man then I really am a tit-man I would say. But to each they're own.

Also dude I LOVE short hair on a woman, like a nice French-style "bob" on a chick. Seriously someone posative rep this nice young man. :)

Also as I've noted: I agree that asorted gang bangs with multiple cocks, even though I am an open-minded lad, simply isn't my thing. And even though I dispise regular cum dodgers as I don't understand it in the industry for several reasons, I find Bukkake mostly absoultely revolting and never got while it kinda cought on. Meh to each his own.
 

HeLovesPorn

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Oh concerning gang bangs I wanted to say that a bit more in detail, that yeah:

I've seen the entire Jasmin St. Claire AKA Jasmine St. Claire one and it was mostly the fucking Hedgehog (Ron Jeremy, ugh) doing stand-up comedy for close to 100 minutes of screen time. None of it was real sensual and the interview bits really interrupted the over all "flow" of things. I'm very attracted to Jasmine personally as I love her bolt-on tits and the olive skin and blowjob skills, but her legendary among the industry psychotic and bipolar acting attitude during interviews and shoots as well as her most infamous film TRUELY grates on my last nerve.

Believe me even if your a big time fanatic of Jasmine as I am, your all not missing much by not viewing it.

I also watched some of Houston's gang bang and a few clips from Annabelle Chong's (by the way: Why is it so hard to look up her stuff online? Weird) and none of it did much for me. Too many penises, as well as just plain imagining what that room (no matter how large) would smell like after so many fellow dudes have came and with her pussy & asshole taking multiple cocks. I know it's raunchy to say such and I'm sorry, but it's the truth none the less. Plus the "service industry" style mentality of the Fluffer girls who suck on the cocks in order to keep'em erect only is all such a turn-off for me. Visually very much so. It's al so mechanical and nasty lookin'. Jasmine was the whole reason I even watched all of her's online.

So I more or less do not watch modern gang bangs any ore. All I can think about is the ladies in the scene dreaming about they're paycheck at the end of the day. So "blah" to it all. Anybody else with me on the whole Gang Bangs thing?

By the way: Why the fuck is most of my fellow Westerner's just plain SO mean spirited and douche baggy acting on the comment board sections of the FlashVideo tube sites? Somethin' tells me you all know what I mean. Here we all are, enjoying our favorite stars sucking & sucking and tasting cum and fulfilling our darkest Goatboy (thank you to Bill Hicks and may he RIP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox09BOz7b4U ) fantasies, and so many douche bags on them shout out racial epathets and such. Especially I've noticed if it a Developing Nations or a Thrid World country such as India or Thailand with the whole Creampie Thais vids that he leaked (no pun intended) or the Slavic lands of Eastern Europe or a big asses vid form Brazil, there is almost alway this pig-ignorant shit the following:

"Whoa, dude fucked a Thai chick bareback without a condom huh? Enjoy your AIDS, fuckwad" or "Enjoy your STDs!" or "Wonder who much he paid he before she sucked him off?", "In mother Russia, AIDS comes to you!" and the like. Please fellas: they are us like me & you; your fellow human beings. Stop treating them like TRASH just because they were born inthe wrong country. After all I've traveled and the far West isn't some island paradise, though. Just sayin'. If you believe in Karma they many need to stop typing that hatefull shit. Pisses me off a lot actually.
 

bahodeme

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Whatever floats one's boat but for me its the cuckold genre. :eeew:
 
Porn that tries to be artsy. This isn't the Sundance Film Festival and you're not Ingmar Bergman, just show some people fucking hard and shut the hell up.
 
when a girl doesnt even flinch when a cock goes up her ass. a little pain is always very hot...
watersports, and most things that were already mentioned above.
not the "to much cocks" tho...i kinda like that...
 
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