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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

maredsous

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Interesting you've mentioned this "Chico" 'Wanker Wang' (what a seudo-ism porn name, huh?) guy who've am sadly never heard of. Anyone got any Wikipedia.org links or anything? Anything on this guy's sordid past that would make others wish they were personally glad that he's dead and not on our bickering Earth anymore? Just curious.

this kinda sums up what wanker was all about.
http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/wanker_wang.htm
donny long is probably the most hated guy in the industry. aside from that he was a terrible/limp dicked performer.
as for steve holmes i'm just sick of seeing the creepy fucker in seemingly every scene. but most girls that work with him really like the guy.
 

britlover

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^Steve Holmes is the current euro John Holmes (probably no coincidence on the last name)...long wang, in every euro movie, always in anal or dp scenes, 49 years old, plus he doesn't shut up. I totally agree that I will skip a scene when he's in it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Holmes

Thanks for that Wiki bio on him. For some reason I spend hours every few months reading the better written English language Wikipedia.org biography pages on adult film stars. Just looking over his titles and his style and the like, I can tell I probably wouldn't like his moern Gonzo work. It was alright in the '90s, but modern Gonzo I'm afraid is far too super-raunchy and often regular disgusting for my tastes. So thanks for the heads-up. I love Europe and European women as well as some of the pornography (actually, plenty of it), but indeed that guy's stuff simply wouldn't be up my alley.

As of late I'm mostly a totally retro as well as '90s type of guy with looking up my favorites on certain FlashVideo sites. Thanks again.
 

britlover

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this kinda sums up what wanker was all about.
http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/wanker_wang.htm
donny long is probably the most hated guy in the industry. aside from that he was a terrible/limp dicked performer.
as for steve holmes i'm just sick of seeing the creepy fucker in seemingly every scene. but most girls that work with him really like the guy.

Thanks for another heads up on that Donny Long dude. I've again never heard of him, but then again, I mostly only know about the same two dozen or so male 'talent' in the industry still working who are always fucking on websites and for DVD (and now Blu-Ray) movies the newer women always enterting the industry. And most of them--from Mark Wood to Preston who know is the videographer for BangBros sites on down--I'm afraid I can't stomach. If these lucky assholes didn't have above-average sized cocks when erect most of the time, coupled with the fact that they can kee it up (seemingly most of the time) and no one else in they're family gives a shit that they're in the adult film industry, I somehow doubt VERY seriously that many of these loud-mouths would be getting the much higher level of pussy (or ass; whatever you wanna call it) they are still currently getting on a regular basis.

And aside from Ron Jeremy, whom I've mentioned something like twice now I believe, if I had to ick one more infamous male actor/director/producer in the adult film world who's work I genuineally avoid to this day, then it would have to be Rocco Siffredi. Sorry ladies (as well as any guys into him for whatever the hell reasons), but he get's on my last nerve and has a hyper-annoying accent. Plus he's FAR too raunchy for my tastes and degradeful now over the last six or so years of watching him fuck. And in interviews he gives away FAR too much then we ever wanted to know about the fantasy products they create (always saying something to the effect of: "It's true, in this industry, none of us are truely clean. Many of us get STDs on a regular basis. We've all had them", ect). Sorry but I just don't get his appeal (if ever there was any). He's always far too rough with the women for me. Especially the two breif "trainer" vids from him I've seen. Urgh. What an asshole.
 
When fellatio is being performed and your just thinking wow, I've never seen such skill......and boom! Cut straight to the guy's face in a sweaty grimace. I also don't get the current trend of standing on a girls head, perhaps they'd prefer a cage fight to sex.
 

ApolloBalboa

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Too many tattoos that look like they had no point to getting them and guys who won't shut the fuck up. Manuel Ferrara comes to mind regarding the latter.

Also that Spanish sounding guy who does some filming for some of the internet sites, I think he works for Bangbros now. I don't know his name.
 

britlover

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bad theeth
dark brown black eyecolour
hairy like an werewolf
cheep looking tattoos

Intersting about the eye color. I have dark brown eyes myself. Guess in some people's eyes I shouldn't even bother/condsider that career in the adult film industry, huh? :1orglaugh :confused: Anyway just kidding. Just had no idea anyone would dislike my eye color as I do have brown eyes. **shrugs** Personally dark, piercing Blue and then Green are my favorite. Especially on natural Redheaded women. ;)

Too many tattoos that look like they had no point to getting them and guys who won't shut the fuck up.

Same here to ApolloBalboa. I'm a fairly open-midned guy I believe, but in this day & age, tattoos & piercings no long carry they're ancient tribal meanings. And I personally see very little reason any any fellow western, rather it's North America or mainland European or a Briton in Europe, Australia, New Zealand, Republic of Ireland, the Scandanavian isles or anywhere (ect) basically getting trashy looking tats & piercings. I'm sorry but I agree with many here: I just plain don't like how perminant ink looks on human skin.

I remember a few years ago on some talk show, there was a very (and I do mean very) breif thing about disciplinary actions in school, and a mother kept sending her daughter to school with some type of notes to a smart ass grade school teacher, and she wrote back on a little girl's face "Stop Sending Notes" in perminant ink. I would have either sued her ass or at least pushed her down and wrote "Low-Life Loser Cunt" on her face for writing on my child's cheeks like that. What a mean-spirited bitch. But I'm fine if others want tats. I still don't get the reasons why, but hey it is your body, so ...

Chicks with hairy armpits and legs are just plain gross.

I agree. However, I've honestly rarely seen with hairy armpits in the adult film industry. Mostly you have to do certain video searches for that type of stuff. Guess it's only such a nitch market of course.
 

britlover

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Also this may seem a tad bit odd here, but is anyone else more then a bit off-put by another guy in the scene (and this is no matter which decade it was from and shot and which country or attractive actress or anything, ect) grabbing the larger breasted girl's tits, and sucking on them for dear life and truely "poppin" those nipples? I don't know why, but the late/great George Carlin is right: It's almost like the actress in the scene is your current girlfriend, and once the lucky big-dick'd bastard steps into the room and starts messin' around with her, even though you'll eventually cum of course, it is a bit hard indeed to not be more then a little put-off by it.:(

And the funny thing is of course we ALL wanna suck on those nice, big natural cow tits many actresses in the industry have, but if really wish in good taste they'd leave it out. Again I know it maybe a bit silly, but I just plain don't like tit-sucking in my pornos. There, I've said it the silly fuck that I am. *lmao*
 

britlover

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pissing and shitting. it's discusting and i can't understand why anyone would be turned on by it

I agree. While thats been brought up quite a lot of times over the course of this now legendary thread, I must say that anyone personally turned-on by the thoughts of urination as well as defication onto another human's flesh & mouth should either do they're best to try to keep it to themselves for the rest of they're lives forever, or try to get some counsaling or therapy for it fairly soon (or immdiately). I've noticed the raise of that side of the industry over the years, and I wonder what Psychatrists have to say about all of that once the day is over? :confused:
 
Awful lines. I was once watching a squirting movie and the girl said "that was splashtastic!". Yeah, I finished there.

I hate really corporate, boring porn too, like all the Naughty America stuff. It just seems to me that they always do the same positions in the same angles, and there's just something really clinical and unsexy about it.
 
When fellatio is being performed and your just thinking wow, I've never seen such skill......and boom! Cut straight to the guy's face in a sweaty grimace. I also don't get the current trend of standing on a girls head, perhaps they'd prefer a cage fight to sex.

Yeah, I hate when that happens. Same goes for when the camera cuts to the guy and he starts talking.
 
I haven't read the replies yet, because I want to get these out before I forget.
In no particular order:

1. Talking cameramen. Especially in POV vids (which, otherwise, I love). No one watches these things so we can hear the cameraman's self-indulgent tripe or to hear some dude moan so loudly and often that it becomes center of attention, ruining the whole thing.

2. When guys hold the chick's head when she's sucking him. I know, sometimes it's just to guide her rhythm, but more often than not, it just throws everything off. I hate it when I'm watching this beautiful woman and suddenly some dude's hand is holding her head like a bowling ball.

3. Women in porn who can't take a cumshot. Be they cum-dodgers (who have no business doing porn), or the instant-spitters (why take the shot in the mouth if you aren't gonna swallow it?). No matter how great the rest of the scene was, that little move tends to ruin it for me.

4. Violence. Slapping, hair pulling, clawing. Not my thing at all. Total turnoff. This aggression will not stand, man. It's a violent world. I don't need it in sex.

5. Tattoos - Not ALL tatts, but most of them. Not just what the tattoo is of, but the locations and number of them on a woman. They look ridiculous to me. There are only some exceptions, like Mason Moore.
But what I'm noticing more and more are the STAR tattoos! I swear, half of the porn population has to get star tattoos. Often, more than one and in very awkward places.
Then there are the chest tattoos. All of them are awful. I have found no exception there. Way too many beautiful women ruined by tattoos.
It seems that most tattoo artists are as evil and greedy as plastic surgeons, lawyers and heroin dealers. They're getting the money so they don't care.

6. Really short hair on women. I mean, I can't stand it when it seems like I'm looking at a boy. Or when the guy's hair is longer than hers. Seems so trivial but it just doesn't do it for me.

7. (This should've followed #1) Most MMF/MMMF/Gangbangs. I don't like the men outnumbering the women onscreen. I don't like watching DP, least of all in the same hole. Instant turnoff if 2 dicks get too close.
I've seen 3 dicks go into a chick before, and I was horrified. Thinking "Jeezuss, all the dude in the middle can probably feel is cock!"

Sorry for the long rant...
 
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