Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[AFA]

Oh I see. I love that twisted genious freak of Freud. You see my id controls most of my sexual fantasies........er off topic ain't I. :fight:

I understand you are off topic? Just relax and try to tell me more. :computer:

I could make a pun on that. But I'm afraid I will be scolded for it, because it's no proper English...

(hello C_A :wave: )

Oh well. Life is hard.

 

[britlover]

I personally don't like Anerexic/super skinnny chicks. As a thicker, full figured and sometimes (well part time) BBW bodytype lover, and also of Hourglass figures, I just can't stomach super skinny women. I'm sorry if they look like 14 year olds (especially resemble boys) then it is not sexy in any way.

As I said before fake tits is okay with me, cause not ever women is blessed with big tits just as every dude isn't bless with a huge cock, ect. But visable scaring ruins her chest for me, and the overall look of her. Sorry sweetie, you should have spent more or went to a better surgeon in The Valley. Bad tit-jobs suck.

Also *WAY TOO BIG* fake tits. It speaks volumes about the chicks self-esteem that she wanted to get them to stay in the business, or to do something sexually, ect. Not to mention it's just disgusting.

Also, now that I'm older, I'm a lot more cooler with more Romantic porn. For example, there doesn't have to be a lot of disgusting cum-play afterwards, with the blowing of cum bubbles, ect. "If your gonna swallow that nasty ****, baby, then do it now" is what I wanna yell at the screen. Blowing the wad on her stomach and tits, like in the old days, is fair enough. She can rub it in all she wants to.

But blowing the wad in her hair, eyes and mouth, especially since most girls by nature are cum-dodgers, also ruins it for me. Especially a scene killer is when the female performer is naturally disgusting by it, and spits it out ...

 

[kide83]

adding:
sex with a*imals, sick and disgusting
everything related to sc*t, spit*ing, etc... just thinking about that makes me :throwup:

 

[Calm]

Naked girls turn me off.

 

[spiderprint]

- Excessive fake "oh god oh god" screams.

-Long camera shots on the guys face when he's dropping the load. Eww, GAY.

-When the girls holes seem loose and floppy making it look like the guys cock is humping thin air inside there.

-Cum dodging!!!

-ANY porno with a "plot" or "dialog" that doesn't involve S-E-X if i wanna see a real movie i'll watch one.

- Softcore porn, SUCKS!!!!! Know why it's called Softcore? Because it doesn't make ya hard!!

-Easteuropean girls trying to talk dirty in english "YA FACK MI FACK MI" ...

Floppy Tits.

MANHANDS-Girls with big thick fingers,uuugh.

Annoying Pornomusic,or music in pornos at all. The moaning will do thank you.


Ron Jeremy. Anytime anywhere.

Girls licking man-ass. Fucking awful.

 

[Lexx7]

Naked girls turn me off.

yeah dude, every porn flick i've watched has been spoiled by that

-ANY porno with a "plot" or "dialog" that doesn't involve S-E-X if i wanna see a real movie i'll watch one.

Amen to that:glugglug:

 

[spiderprint]

Hehe.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Wow, porn must get really boring for ya. I especially liked the racism part. :violent:

Who WOULDN'T like the racism? Everyone's doing it, duuuuh.

:coolman:

 

[don_equis]

I understand you are off topic? Just relax and try to tell me more. :computer:

Do you have a leather sofa? Freud planned it all.



I also don't like to see guys spitting on the chicks mouth

 

[Sutekh35]

Gagging either by object or by cock. Horrible

 

[TonyBro]

The biggest turn off for me is the woman loooking in pain or just plain bored.
Sex should be a highly enjoyable thing for those involved.

I do not like extensive tatts on any body or lots of metal stuck in places I would rather put my tongue. After all most of the bodies involved in porn are plenty good without having to add extraneous stuff.

 

[hedonis]

Oh yeah- forgot this one. SLOW MOTION. Especially when it's of someone tossing their hair back in orgasmic joy for 30 seconds. Camera work where we have to look at anyone's face while we should be looking at action is annoying too.

And of course, any time that some dude is standing there, sitting there, etc. getting blown and has to remind the chick to "Suck it"- no ****, dumb ass. Thanks for the mood killer!

H

 

[The Freeman]

u never go ass to mouth

dante finds out that this isn't always the case (if yer quoting clerks 2 my friend)

oh to join in, she didn't use to, but anything belladonna does turns me off now lol (sorry bella)

 

[Clarkie25]

Anal and vaginal creampies. I don't need to see the girl squeeze it out onto the floor so the camera can zoom in either. Can we just call Peter North in to give her the big facial and call it a day?

 

[ThomasJenkins]

This was probably mentioned already, but I **** the macro-close-up shots of the dick in the pussy. I don't need to see every hair follicle on the guys nuts for christ's sake! When the woman has a hot body, then zoom the friggin camera out so we can see her in all her glory while she is getting drilled.

I also **** it when a guy slaps the woman's breasts.

Last, remove the panties entirely... don't pull em over to the side for fucking.

 

[Manny460]

Double penetrations.
Gagging/******* as part of the blowjob.
The guy slapping the woman's face.
The guy using his dick to slap the woman's face.

 

[britlover]

dante finds out that this isn't always the case (if yer quoting clerks 2 my friend)

oh to join in, she didn't use to, but anything belladonna does turns me off now lol (sorry bella)

Whoa, Freeman:

Who is the woman with the fabulous tits in your avatar ? :eek: :bowdown: An awesome fellow Brunette. Gotta love it.

Yup, poor Bella Donna does a lot of really disgusting/degradeful ****. I also love Scottish tart Alexis May, as many know, but I'll also never look at her the same way again, since seeing the ****-******** captions and the **** ****-playing captions in her thread that people found. Seeing a chick your really into do the ultra-shameful/degrading stuff ***** her more regular and often times romantic work when looking back on it now. Such a shame.

I was really, really disappointed in her. And I don't buy the guy who defended her's come back of "I know her personally, and she was trying to make enough money to leave the U.S. to get back to Scotland". Whoa, really ? Well she chould have gotten a work VISA here and got a regular job and lived with a room mate, and also just did regular porn or stripped insteed of ******** **** or playing with her own ****. Did ya ever think about that ? Probably not. Just my :2 cents:.

Us Americans aren't all "evil pornographers" ya know. Not everyone in the adult business is a more croocked website owner who ****** women, and we're not all jerks. The same thing--not offence as I love allies and the people I've met--chould have happened back in my ancestors home of the UK (I'm of Scottish descent with some Welsh ***** ties), Australia, Canada, ect. I'm glad she came here but she didn't *have to* do those things if she didn't want to. It also shows she has something wrong with her mentally.

Also someone said:

Ron Jeremy. Anytime anywhere

Amen to that. I would also add these ass holes totally ruin the scene for me and I avoid they're work with ladies altogether no matter *how* hot the chicks they're doing are:

Ron Jeremy (as noted)

Mark Davis (has a **** gut now and hardly any white hair, yet still gets to fuck many hot chicks in his work and has become a cold, ******* them, degrading bastard).

Max Hardcore ("legendary" filth maker. He's vile trash and shouldn't be supported, but that's just me) ...

 

[Jonny82]

I understand you are off topic? Just relax and try to tell me more. :computer:

Did...you just reference Eliza? Because that's frighteningly awesome if you did.

 

[The Freeman]

Whoa, Freeman:

Who is the woman with the fabulous tits in your avatar ? :eek: :bowdown: An awesome fellow Brunette. Gotta love it.

Sophie Howard my friend, gorgeous brit Page 3 girl, glamour model and sex puss

 

[Lexx7]

oh yeah, I forgot very hairy pussys. not my cup of tea