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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

ass to mouth is number one turn off for me.

And also when the camera cuts away from the girl and shows the guy.. :(
 
Anyone seen when Ava Devine has that anal prolapse? Fucking disgusting. THAT's what turns me off in porn.

Also...

-Spitting of any kind
-Long ass close-ups
-A tiny/lame dick fucking an amazing girl
-Horrible editing, especially when it repeats the scene or you can hear the moans and the girls mouth isn't even moving
-Anything anal
-Swallowing/cumming in the mouth period. A lot of you guys like that shit, it's pretty sick to me. I do like seeing facials tho
 
To be completely honest, any porn with a guy in it is an instant turn off for me. I'm not homophobic, I really just don't find it attractive at all.

The only porn I watch is solo masturbation, usually with toys. Stripping videos are a big turn on also, especially if they are wearing thigh highs and/or teddies/corsets.:thumbsup:

I'm in agreement with you here. :thumbsup:
 
Piercings and tatoos, especially when overdone/ too many.

Assfucking

Obvious fake performances

Bad camera work and bad looking actors.

It they don't enjoy it - sceens, where you know they seem to be bored or do other things, like unrelated talk.
 
My manifesto:

1. Fanny batter
2. Loads on tits
3. cum dodging
4. Over-acting: oooh baby, fuck that pussy, oooh yeah oooh yeah (repeat ad nauseum)
5. Constantly staring at the camera even if it isn't a POV (are you listening, Eve Lawrence? Your scenes will be infinitely hotter if you just let US do the watching instead of you watching us.)
6. Slapping the girl
7. Trying to look so horny and nasty that you end up looking angry.
8. Avoiding smiles or laughter of any kind
9. Fat ugly guys like Ron Jeremy getting disproportionately hot babes to suck him off.
 
I'm pretty easygoing, though I draw the line at a few things:

Since I'm not gay, guy-guy sex of course is not my thing, so no bisexual films. I even get antsy with DP scenes.
Any sexual activity that is preceded by the words "golden", "yellow", "brown" or "red". I'm generally only interested in seeing things going INTO the body.
Excessive piercings and tattoos can be a turn-off especially if they render the woman unattractive. I can also be turned off a scene if the guy has same on his dick. I'll never forget the guy who often appeared in Rocki Roads videos who had his glans tattooed. Yeech!
Actresses who clearly don't want to be doing the scene, or are otherwise stoned or drunk (in reality, not acting).
Bukkake doesn't do anything for me.
And while I confess there is the occasional "big woman" I find really hot (usually because her face compensates for any extra baggage), I do tend to draw the line at about 250 lbs...
 
Re: Individual v. team sport attitudes perhaps?

I was never one for individual sports. I loved team sports. And the last thing I cared about were my stats, but how my team did as a whole.

Especially in American football. It was cool to flatten someone on a block. But it was even cooler pulling a trap or other combinational block with multiple people and multiple deceptions. And I'd love it when my teammate made that key block, or the tailback would make a key cut, right in perfect motion with my block or lead. Or even if the whole line held the defense for the QB, with the tailback and/or fullback adding blocks.

So maybe the whole multiple men/women is about whether you like individual v. team sports? Do you like achievement and enjoyment atop of your game as an individual? Or do you not mind sharing it all with one or more people?

To me, "banging the shit out of a woman" (figuratively, not physically) is best accomplished with more than one man. Tag team or simultaneous, I love the concept. The more pleasure I enjoy with another man, the better, bothers me none. Especially if we're enjoying the same thing, or in this case, the same woman.

I have no problem viewing a penis, seeing it spew its thick load or even dripping on my member as a result if we're in close proximity. I'm not going out of my way for it to happen. But I'd find it no different in person than in porn. It's the experience. Seeing a penis spear a woman, ejaculating, etc... is just as hot as when I do it.

Especially a very large, full-figured woman that can easily take 2-3 male lovers. But that's just me I guess.

There's just so much wrong with this post.

Can I be the 1st to say...WHAT-IN-THE-FUCK-ARE-YOU-TALKING-ABOUT?!?

Second, are you a dude or a chick? I thought one way at the beginning of ur post, but somewhere in the middle...u just fucking lost me.

Third, can you include a "CliffsNotes" to your posts in the future? Thanks.
 
WOW... ok... the whole team sport thing... anyway back on point i'm not a fan of bukkake that shit makes me wanna gag everytime i see it. now i can watch a gang bang scene (its not something i look to rent or download) but i can watch it, but when it comes to the money shots... GAG:throwup: watching porn should not have that effect on you.
 
Re: Individual v. team sport attitudes perhaps?

There's just so much wrong with this post.
Most people find countless faults in my posts.

Can I be the 1st to say... WHAT-IN-THE-FUCK-ARE-YOU-TALKING-ABOUT?!?
Nope, because several people say such regularly about my posts.

Second, are you a dude or a chick? I thought one way at the beginning of ur post, but somewhere in the middle...u just fucking lost me.
I'm a dude (male), with a wife (female).

I have only 1 woman I need, that's my wife.
But if she needs more than myself to satisfy her, I'm game.
So far, she only wants me, which I also enjoy.
I find monogamy an aphrodisiac.

But should that ever change, I can deal with it.
But I have no interest in reciprocating (I just like focusing on one woman).

Third, can you include a "CliffsNotes" to your posts in the future? Thanks.
It's difficult to get the point across sometimes without going into detail. Especially when I find myself trying to head off assumptions of others. I'll often post something, and people will read it a different way, based on what most other people say or think.

Not much I can do about that except keep posting in the hope people see my deeper points that are not very common.
 
two guys (or more :), that's killing me instantly
close ups on anus, like the camera is going to fall inside de black hole ;)

and before, fisfucking, but i'm kind now of liking that

:rolleyes:
 
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