The "You Might Be a Pervert If..." Thread

In the tradition of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck If..." act, I thought I'd start a thread and see what makes all of us here pervs. lol :D :) :nanner:

Here we go: :hatsoff:

You might be a pervert if:

You think "money shots" are how sex USUALLY ends and guys can shoot cum 3 feet/one meter across the room. :rubbel:
 

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