The WTF? - Files..

[icerfan]

Swedish couple wants to name ******** "Metallica" :banger:

Didn't want to start another thread for this, so I figured, "why not here?".

 

[tunsty]

Swedish couple wants to name ******** "Metallica" :banger:

Didn't want to start another thread for this, so I figured, "why not here?".

When she grows up, she'll be an Iron Maiden!...har har har..:*****:

 

[rand21althor]

Ah, here's one I found on Digg a week ago.

Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude

Source: DailyGaming

Twenty year old college sophomore John Harrison suffered a terrible shock over the weekend when he discovered that his long-time cyber girlfriend was actually a male in disguise. His girlfriend, who plays under the guise of Chelxai a night elf priest on the Emerald ***** roleplaying-PvP server in World of Warcraft, couldn't be reached for comment.

 

[D-rock]

Exercise, balanced diet etc = bad
Boobies etc = good

One of those two are right. Considering that I do both I sould be in good shape for a long time to come. :1orglaugh

I also like the title at the top of the webpage. It seems like something Iamforever would say.

 

[tunsty]

five legged frogs..
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1259113,00.html

four legged ducks..
http://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,91059-1258812,00.html

Three legged pornstars..
No, not really..

 

[blindswordsman]

Exercise, balanced diet etc = bad
Boobies etc = good

http://news.rgj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070330/COL06/703300476/1109


Did they really need 5 years to conduct that study? lol, and im sure the participants got a good sum of money to look at boobs all day.

Ah, here's one I found on Digg a week ago.

Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude

Source: DailyGaming

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This is the total opposite, a girl didnt realize her boyfriend was a 40 year old woman!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070405/ap_on_re_us/fake_boyfriend;_ylt=Ao5QVC_TQkxRLqTb9vm3o9_MWM0F

 

[D-rock]

five legged frogs..
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1259113,00.html

I would **** for people that eat frog legs to get a hold of them.

 

[tunsty]

Cockatoo tries to hatch creme eggs..
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1260143,00.html




Labrador sniffer dogs used to sniff out fake DVDs..
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1259980,00.html

Apparently they can sniff out Kevin Costner movies with no trouble...well they are mostly stinkers.

 

[jdb67]

War is pop art.....

http://news.uk.msn.com/iraq_a_different_view.aspx

 

[tunsty]

Porn is Ok - Shell Oil Co.
http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55248

Apparently top-shelf magazines like Penthouse and Playboy are no longer considered porn...they should be know as 'Adult Sophisticates'.

"Yeah thats fuel on pump No5, a newspaper...and I'd like that adult sophisticate magazine from the top shelf...yeah the one with the girl fingering her twat"




Sex Theme-Park
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007170706,00.html


You can have a go on the 'Spankometer', 'The Orgasm Tunnel' or 'The Wall of Willies'


No news yet on when the cum-shooting gallery will be operational..:1orglaugh

 

[jdb67]

"Yeah thats fuel on pump No5, a newspaper...and I'd like that adult sophisticate magazine from the top shelf...yeah the one with the girl fingering her twat"

Hahahahaha!!!:thumbsup:

 

[tunsty]

If you thought your arse was hot from that curry you had last night...think again.
http://www.canada.com/topics/news/o...=69625295-1e07-4ae0-b70b-90d8270df8b2&k=17922

 

[tunsty]

A comic character dies, do you:

A) Shrug your shoulders and carry on reading

B) Hold a mass fake funeral at which thousands turn up and actually mourn and cry?


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article1674440.ece

Best quote: “He was like a ****** figure to me,” Makoto Sounodai, a 21-year old Tokyo student, said. “I feel about him the way Westerners feel about Elvis.”



Give yourself a pat on the back if you picked B - Bonus points if you guessed that it could only have happened in Japan.

 

[tunsty]

I swear I didn't know about this story before I posted this comment:

I didn't get to where I am today...
By Masturbating in the 'Economics and Finance' section of my local library.

Man caught whacking-off in Library
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/04/17/national/a140459D11.DTL&type=bondage


and NO..it's not me their writing about!:1orglaugh

 

[D-rock]

Best quote: “He was like a ****** figure to me,” Makoto Sounodai, a 21-year old Tokyo student, said. “I feel about him the way Westerners feel about Elvis.”

That's the funniest thing I have read all week. :rofl:

 

[tunsty]

Kryptonite is real!

You're not so brave now, Superman...hahahahaha!


Man cuts of his willy in pizza restaurant

Maybe the service was slow and he needed a snack..


******* man rides ***** into Bank.

The man left no deposit...but the ***** did.
(Amusing pic of ***** waiting for some goddam service)

 

[icerfan]

Captain America wannabe poorly attempts to seduce women with a burrito :eek:

There's even a link to video of his booking.

 

[tunsty]

Captain America wannabe poorly attempts to seduce women with a burrito :eek:

There's even a link to video of his booking.

You know, I've tried various foodstuffs down my trousers to impress the girls..

No luck so far, but there again maybe a meat pie and peas isn't the answer.

 

[tunsty]

Japanese get wool pulled over their eyes.
It was 50/50 whether this one went in to the 'Funny' section.

 

[tunsty]

A bizarre death...
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/n...bjectid=18976099&siteid=109975-name_page.html