The WTF? - Files..

[DerSchadel]

Hahahaha!!!!... We are 15-16 hrs ahead of you in ole Blighty!!...

So you are talking to us from future, huh?

That's cool and all but don't tell me what's gonna happen.

 

[tunsty]

Space shuttle grounded by giant spider...
OMG...IT'S BITING THE SHUTTLE!


Man asked to go fart outside - in writing!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316005,00.html

Only in England, could we be so polite and not raise a stink..

 

[D-rock]

Space shuttle grounded by giant spider...
OMG...IT'S BITING THE SHUTTLE!

All those bites must be what were wrong with the exterior foam on the tanks before.

 

[tunsty]

Not news: Man steals car.

News: Owner was standing just a few feet away.

WTF: She was talking to a police officer at the time.

Bonus: News camera crew catch the whole thing on film.

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=5827536

 

[hedonis]

What a riot!

And hey, I can think of no better place to put up my 5,000th post than in Tunsty's thread.

:gluglgug:

H

 

[tunsty]

What a riot!

And hey, I can think of no better place to put up my 5,000th post than in Tunsty's thread.

:gluglgug:

H

You need to get out more...

 

[hedonis]

You need to get out more...

Yeah, I know I'm a sick bastard and all that, but tonight, anyway, I *WAS* a sick bastard. So when you're not feeling well, and you're up all night, what do you do? You post on Freeones, and wish you could get out more.

The world around here is covered with ice. It seems like it's been that way all winter, so far.

And that is definitely a WTF file for me. :helpme:

H

 

[tunsty]

Yeah, I know I'm a sick bastard and all that, but tonight, anyway, I *WAS* a sick bastard. So when you're not feeling well, and you're up all night, what do you do? You post on Freeones, and wish you could get out more.

The world around here is covered with ice. It seems like it's been that way all winter, so far.

And that is definitely a WTF file for me. :helpme:

H

Winter...well, why didn't ya say...all makes sense now:hatsoff:

 

[tunsty]

Man likes to go driving...in his fish!
http://www.countytimes.co.uk/news/I-like-driving-in-my.3584691.jp

 

[AFA]

Roofing Billionaire Dies in Fall Through Roof

BELOIT, Wis. -- The 91st richest man in the U.S., a roofing company billionaire, has died after falling through his home garage's roof, local authorities said Friday.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=4040228&page=1

 

[BlueBalls]

Roofing Billionaire Dies in Fall Through Roof

BELOIT, Wis. -- The 91st richest man in the U.S., a roofing company billionaire, has died after falling through his home garage's roof, local authorities said Friday.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=4040228&page=1

OMG!!! Thats fucking hilarious, sad for the guy, but the irony is so juicy you have to laugh

 

[tunsty]

Hmmm..I wonder if it was one of his own roofs?

Time for his widow to call the lawyers..

 

[tunsty]

German Boss fires employees...for NOT smoking.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080109/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_odd_smoking



Man cuts off his own hand....with a circular saw....then microwaves it!
You gotta hand it to the guy..http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hI4uzKna5CnDROQw8LGZbqq0RpZgD8U2EGA00


Men push man's corpse around in chair..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2675527.html

 

[tunsty]

Good: Police dredge canal

Bad: They find 114 cars

WTF: One of them still has the driver in it!

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-flpcars0104pnjan04,0,6532109,full.story

 

[tunsty]

Bad: Phone company cuts off phone-line for non-payment..

Worse: It was an F.B.I. phone-line..

WTF?: They were doing a phone-tap at the time!

Frank Drebin nods in approval




Good: man pledges $1.5 million to hospital..

Bad: Man dies before he can make good on the pledge..

Worse: The hospital sues the man's family, for the money..

WTF?: He died from cancer that the same hospital failed to diagnose!

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/750763,CST-NWS-rush21.article

 

[tunsty]

There IS life on Mars - Link has pic!
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1301940,00.html


The 'TwoDaLoo'
http://www.wiserep.com/productDetails.php?id=5769

Twice the stink, in half the time..

 

[slowhand]

Hospital serves up mouse head on plate


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080126...nland_mouse;_ylt=AvOLVRQ5b4iILE_CKpezKNPtiBIF


Man rides lawn mower to liquor store

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080129/ap_on_fe_st/odd_drunken_mowing;_ylt=AjK4P2ojgEe_B.Bbo88xbZ7tiBIF

 

[member006]

LOL @ the mower one. I saw this on the news today. It really hit home with me because in my development a few old guys ride around here on old mowers. Mostly to go further to the back to watch some new construction going on I thought. ummm Now I'm not so sure. lol

LL

 

[D-rock]

Man rides lawn mower to liquor store

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080129/ap_on_fe_st/odd_drunken_mowing;_ylt=AjK4P2ojgEe_B.Bbo88xbZ7tiBIF

Something like that is actually believable. There are a lot of people out there that would almost think about it if they had to get there.

 

[tunsty]

Good News: Boffins invent 'Anti-Shark' device to repel sharks..

Bad News: Aforementioned device is promptly eaten...by a shark

http://gizmodo.com/363620/anti+shark-device-eaten-by-irony+loving-great-white



Woman jailed for tea-pot worshipping
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2753499.html?menu=news.quirkies

Where do I join..?



Aussie Techheads invent 5 (yes that's five) wheeled bicycle.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2752020.html?menu=news.quirkies

The Fosters was flowing freely that day..