The WTF? - Files..

[tunsty]

Seen a weird story?
Read something that makes you scratch your head and say WTF?

If so, the F.I.B. (Freeones Investigation Bureau) presents....

Case No: 15052006/01 -
Wife 'didn't realise husband was a woman'

Best quote "He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex."




------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BTW - If you need to report some weirdness - look for the link under my sig!

 

[member2686]

"The :wtf: Files" is a great idea!!! :nanner: :thumbsup: :bowdown:

 

[tunsty]

OOPS - Made a rocks-up of the link.


Here it is again...

Case No: 15052006/01 - Wife 'didn't realise husband was a woman'


Best quote "He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex."

 

[Frame313]

Case No: 15052006/01 - Wife 'didn't realise husband was a woman'

Best quote "He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex."

Interestingly, not the first time it happened : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Tipton

 

[Barry1980]

This stuff is like Jerry Springer. V funny, good post.

 

[tunsty]

Case No: 15052006/02 - Man Bites Off Own Tongue


Case note: Did he have the right to remain silent?

 

[tunsty]

Case No: 16052006/01 - 'Bush speak' a sophisticated 'deception'

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060515-040024-3645r

Best quote: 'The analysis says - Bush administration statements often conflict with reality'.




Case Conclusion: Pull the other one!

 

[pen15]

Lol

 

[tunsty]

Case No: 17052006/01 - Woman rips-off husbands bollocks


Case Note: They live in a place called 'Nicetown'...WTF?

 

[tunsty]

Case No: 26052006/01 'Alien' face found in duck's stomach

Story and pic http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/05/26/DUCK.TMP

Bigger pic http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2006/05/26/DUCK.TMP&o=0

A clear case of Ab'duck'tion?

 

[tunsty]

Case No: 290506/01 - Giant Worms found in Washington State.


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/6420AP_WST_Giant_Worm.html?source=mypi


Case note: You can either panic, or call Kevin Bacon to deal with them!

 

[jdb67]

Case No:290506/2 - Nepalese Sherpa bares all atop Everest.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=103745

Case Note: Shrinkage was inevitable!!...

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

With Compliments to the Birthday Boy.

 

[thesafestplace]

Sorry to hi-jack your thread tunsty, but this was too good to omit:

Case No. 310506/01 - Three Armed Baby may have surgery!

Case Notes: Necessary action?
Now not to make light of this poor boy's disability, but surgery?? Is that really the best option?
Think of the benefits of having an extra arm, aside from the fact it'd make you a social outcast, it would be dead useful. In 15 years time, consider how much easier it would be for him to get off to internet porn: he'd have one hand for the mouse, one for the tissue, and another for the masturbation.

 

[tunsty]

Case no: 02062006/01 - Taxi crashes into hearse, corpse falls off and gets run over.

http://www.gulfnews.com/world/Philippines/10044159.html

Best quote: 'investigators cannot decide whether they should file homicide charges against the taxi driver'


Case note: I think they're dead'ly serious

 

[jdb67]

Case No 06062006/01 - Brangelina baby to be gifted $22,700 pacifier.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=104908

Case note: $22,700 could go along way to feeding a few of the orphans that live in the same town the baby was born in....

 

[tunsty]

Case no: 07062006/01

Police try to remove rooftop protestor - excessive use of cigarettes and KFC authorised.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260255,00.html

F*****g Scandalous!...they should have let the bastard starve.

 

[thesafestplace]

Haha tunsty I like it.
Chavs are fantastic, I mean it's one thing to rob a car, but then when you're demanding food to demand not only a KFC, but a Bargain Bucket! Why not demand the full fucking works!!
And good job to him, being subtle about stealing that car!! What a moron, as if any innocent person is gonna stand on a roof hurling bricks if they didn't steal it.

 

[DrMotorcity]

JUST RELEASED!

Here's proof that the "Freedom of Information Act" really means something, as we have this once-dusty and dormant entry from archives once forbidden to light:

Case no. 02121972/52 Public servant spares no humility

Ralph Joseph Perk (January 19, 1914–April 21, 1999), 52nd mayor of the city of Cleveland, Ohio (1972-77).

Being mayor of a city that is neatly bisected in to two distince sections by the only river in the world that burns is daunting enough of a task as it is, and with great zeal and hometown-pride Republican Mayor Ralph J. Perk took matters one step further by setting his own hair on fire while using a welding torch that was intended to be utilized to cut the metal ribbon at the opening ceremonies of an industrial trade-show.

In the interest of maintaining the moral standards of the community of which he represented, Mayor Perk ordered his sanitation workers to distribute literature to residents regarding the evils of pornorgaphy (of which he used in a sentence).

In December 1972, Perk’s wife Lucille declined an invitation to an event at the White House from then First Lady Pat Nixon, on grounds that it would interfere with her bowling night.

In 1973, Mayor Perk appointed one Richard Eberling to chair a committee to redecorate the Mayor’s office at City Hall which was found to be unpopular with various parties.

Ralph J. Perk was succeeded in office by the vainglorious Dennis Kucinich in 1977.



http://anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=1620
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_J._Perk

Case note: stand-up comedians of the day profited sumptuously from the activities of this mayoral administratation that was a perfect fit for the community it served.

 

[tunsty]

Case No: 13062006/01

Pentagon once had plans for a 'Gay-Bomb'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4174519.stm?alt




Conclusion: MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!