Jack Davenport
Banned
... with a particular woman for the first time are the inevitable farts that I have when I **** up. I think it is because I may ***** a little more than normal the night before.
Now if I have known the woman for more than a week I really don't care, but if I like her, I at least want to wait a few days or weeks before I subject her to this gastric phenomenon.
I also think that when you are knocking the back out of a chick that it loosens up a few extra methane molecules during the process which makes for very intense morning farts.
Quite frankly, I am tired of being a gentleman and running outside to let one loose or going to another room. Maybe next time, I'll just give her the Dutch Oven and get it over with.
That is all.
Now if I have known the woman for more than a week I really don't care, but if I like her, I at least want to wait a few days or weeks before I subject her to this gastric phenomenon.
I also think that when you are knocking the back out of a chick that it loosens up a few extra methane molecules during the process which makes for very intense morning farts.
Quite frankly, I am tired of being a gentleman and running outside to let one loose or going to another room. Maybe next time, I'll just give her the Dutch Oven and get it over with.
That is all.
