The United States of America is the best country in the known universe

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
This is a joke, right? It doesn't matter where any of us shop. All of our shelves are loaded with cheap, dangerous shit from The People's Republic. Wal*Mart is so in the hock to China that your money turns red the second it leaves your hand inside that store. You could shop elsewhere and atleast delay the wealth transfer.



Why would God think a country that didn't exist when she/he thundered from down above to Moses is better than any other country? Aren't we ALL God's creatures?

God wasn't on Tim Tebow's side tonight.:dunno: He must hate crying and public displays of scripture?

I see you are not going to let that down ;)
 
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HELL NO ;) I am stunned by seeing that...it's scarred me! And if I'm scarred then what must Gator Nation be feeling, seeing their hero turn into a waterworks...;)
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Doesn't China own Amercia or soon will if you can't make your debt repayments?

Once we put President Palin in office (for life), the world will know that we're in full Fuck It! mode... and we ain't payin' nobody nuthin' from that point on!

What, we owe you a trillion $??? Well... :thefinger
 
Nice try, but as we all know, you have mistaken USA with Finland (once again), and so I declare Finland as the best country in the universe. :thumbsup:

Well, they did give us Nightwish. :bowdown:
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
Remember kids drugs aren't the option. This is one of those neocon/con terrorism super countries.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Where else can you get a double Whopper AND a supreme pan pizza AND your shoes shined before you even leave the terminal????:thumbsup:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
They don't own it, they are going to destroy it. For many years now they have been secretly tunnelling under it & when the time is right will burst through the surface while simultaneously opening up the myriad tunnels beneath the seabed to allow water in which will sink the hole cockamamie country!

And you forgot to mention them yelling "SUPPLIES!" when they do it.


But I digress. I've been around and I've got to say that every time I've returned to the States I feel a profound sense of.................................relief. From not having to worry about drinking water; not having to worry about suicide bombers (not yet, anyway); health and sanitation standards (not yet, anyway) and a myriad of other things that in general make me proud to have grown up here. I don't like much about what's happening politically here, but at least we have the freedom to choose our government (for the time being, anyway) and not worry about someone busting down our doors after midnight and carting us away for political reeducation because we voted the wrong way (not yet, anyway).
 
The United States of America is the best country in the world, but that's just indicative of how bad the entire world is not how good the we are.
 
True. Now we just need to untangle public policy from encroachments on individual choice and we really would have "..land of the free.."
 
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