The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

[PlumpRump]

I think he tried to quote The Big Lebowski, but he fucked it up. And that's not a meme anyway. He probably doesn't understand the meaning of the word. Perhaps we should use monosyllabic words that are easier for him to comprehend. He might have an easier time navigating conversations around here if we dumbed them down to his level. Just a thought...

Haven't seen a meme of it, but still a good quote. Not sure if its relevant, exactly, but nonetheless:

Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny?
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: What?
Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story?
Donny: I was bowling.
Walter Sobchak: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
The Dude: (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man?
Walter Sobchak: There's no reason - here's my point, dude, there's no fucking reason why these two...
Donny: Yeah, Walter, what's your point?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Goddamit! I go around sniping the occasional thread and really get under the skin of some of you fuckers and I still get no recognition. I mastered the troll aspect of porn forum surfing and have successfully gotten banned a few times for "flaming an OCSM" (beautifully, I might add); telling a dude from a banana republic to go fuck himself in his own language; and serial thread derailing. You fuckers wouldn't know troll talent if it slapped its greasy dick on your forehead. Twice.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Goddamit! I go around sniping the occasional thread and really get under the skin of some of you fuckers and I still get no recognition. I mastered the troll aspect of porn forum surfing and have successfully gotten banned a few times for "flaming an OCSM" (beautifully, I might add); telling a dude from a banana republic to go fuck himself in his own language; and serial thread derailing. You fuckers wouldn't know troll talent if it slapped its greasy dick on your forehead. Twice.

Shut the fuck up, troll. Go, grow some balls.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Direct, and to the point. I like it.

Take your pick.

 

[PirateKing]

^ You rim anyone who validates your nonsense. Shut up.

 

[joilover]

As entertaining as it is to follow this thread developing, a handful of guys trying hard to roll virtual muscles, laying down imaginary punches on 'douches', 'trolls', and every other name in the book...

If you can step back a bit, you must acknowledge how silly this is.

Yet, everyone is sitting back, eating snacks and laughing their asses off about this business.

Carry on, wayward sons

And I'm sitting back laughing at the laziness and ineptitude of the mods here. Rather than enforce the posting rules, you've changed them to avoid having to do your jobs. So enjoy your snacks and laughter, that just makes you look even more lazy and inept.

 

[Ace Bandage]

And I'm sitting back laughing at the laziness and ineptitude of the mods here. Rather than enforce the posting rules, you've changed them to avoid having to do your jobs. So enjoy your snacks and laughter, that just makes you look even more lazy and inept.

They changed the rules before you joined here, they just didn't update the FAQ or the board rules. This has already been explained to you before you fucking dumbass. If you don't like it here, then fucking leave. Quit your whining, bitching, and moaning, you fucking cunt.

 

[joilover]

They changed the rules before you joined here, they just didn't update the FAQ or the board rules. This has already been explained to you before you fucking dumbass. If you don't like it here, then fucking leave. Quit your whining, bitching, and moaning, you fucking cunt.

And now we've heard from the peanut gallery. If I wanted you mod knob polishing opinion, I would have said "Hey suckup! What do you think about this?" But alas I didn't. P.S. Your sister's cunt.

 

[L3ggy]

Shouldn't it be 'your sister's a cunt'?

 

[Ace Bandage]

And now we've heard from the peanut gallery. If I wanted you mod knob polishing opinion, I would have said "Hey suckup! What do you think about this?" But alas I didn't. P.S. Your sister's cunt.

1. That's not sucking up to the mods, that's stating a fact.
2. I don't have a sister.
3. Don't get all butt hurt because you can't handle the heat here.

 

[joilover]

1. That's not sucking up to the mods, that's stating a fact.
2. I don't have a sister.
3. Don't get all butt hurt because you can't handle the heat here.

1.No, you're defending the mods who are so lazy that they waited until they were asked to enforce the rules to update the rules to avoid responsibility. Maybe you don't see that as sucking up, but of course you would be in denial over it.
2.You don't have a sister after she disowned you for fingering her when she was 5.
3. I can handle the heat. It's not the heat, it's the stupidity. You're a key member of the mouth breathing troglodyte club. Why don't you stay in Wrigleyville with your failed sports teams, and date rape some more drunk chicks, you fucking degenerate. You're sadder than they are.

 

[joilover]

Shouldn't it be 'your sister's a cunt'?

No. I was talking about his sister's cunt. I like to mention it as a sort of curse word. It certainly is vile.

 

[alexpnz]

And now we've heard from the peanut gallery. If I wanted you mod knob polishing opinion, I would have said "Hey suckup! What do you think about this?" But alas I didn't. P.S. Your sister's cunt.

Again....your father should have shot you down the tub drain.

 

[joilover]

Again....your father should have shot you down the tub drain.

Your mother really should have insisted the client wear a condom. Oh well, nobody ever accused a Jersey Turnpike whore of being smart or thinking things through. I'm proud of you, though. Your mere existence proves that white trash is stronger than coat hangers.

 

[alexpnz]

Your mother really should have insisted the client wear a condom. Oh well, nobody ever accused a Jersey Turnpike whore of being smart or thinking things through. I'm proud of you, though. Your mere existence proves that white trash is stronger than coat hangers.

Guess I'm not on ignore anymore huh?

Maybe if your mother would have put that last beer down, she would have madeit to her appointment @ the Abortion Clinic and you would just have been residue at the bottom of a plastic bag and not a worthless porn board troll.

I hope you take matters in your own hands and do what your momma couldn't....make her proud. :clap:

 

[joilover]

Guess I'm not on ignore anymore huh?

Maybe if your mother would have put hat last beer down, she would have made her appointment @ the Abortion Clinic and you would just have been residue at the bottom of a plastic bag and not a worthless porn board troll.

I hope you take matters in your own hands and do what your momma couldn't....make her proud. :clap:

On your birthday, do you celebrate the guido stain by the dumpster your crackwhore mother conceived you next to? Or does she bake you a sheetcake and leave it outside your bedroom door while she goes back to servicing Johnny Pants out in his bondo covered Camaro?

 

[alexpnz]

On your birthday, do you celebrate the guido stain by the dumpster your crackwhore mother conceived you next to? Or does she bake you a sheetcake and leave it outside your bedroom door while she goes back to servicing Johnny Pants out in his bondo covered Camaro?

Much like your momma @ a gangbang, your material is getting weak, repetitive and smells like shit.

 

[joilover]

Much like your momma @ a gangbang, your material is getting weak, repetitive and smells like shit.

Says the guy whose posts are so repetitive that he has to preface them with "Again".... I guess the New Jersey school systems are as shitty as the people who live there. No child left behind.....except for alexpnz, who was left behind in a toilet on prom night.

 

[alexpnz]

Says the guy whose posts are so repetitive that he has to preface them with "Again".... I guess the New Jersey school systems are as shitty as the people who live there. No child left behind.....except for alexpnz, who was left behind in a toilet on prom night.

Like I said......repetitive.

My work is done here.

I hope you murder yourself.

 

[Ace Bandage]

1.No, you're defending the mods who are so lazy that they waited until they were asked to enforce the rules to update the rules to avoid responsibility. Maybe you don't see that as sucking up, but of course you would be in denial over it.
2.You don't have a sister after she disowned you for fingering her when she was 5.
3. I can handle the heat. It's not the heat, it's the stupidity. You're a key member of the mouth breathing troglodyte club. Why don't you stay in Wrigleyville with your failed sports teams, and date rape some more drunk chicks, you fucking degenerate. You're sadder than they are.

Good troll, Sam. When you have no valid points to make insult my favorite baseball team. I guess there's logic there somewhere...

I don't live in Illinois, douche.