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The Tightest Pants You Have Ever Seen.

It kind of reminds me of a gas station I once went to, somewhere in central Russia. All the attendees were young women, none of them bad looking. They didnt have pants as tight as these, though. I don't even know if I remembered to put gas in my tank.




Indeed.
 
Ho. Ly. Shit.
 
Suckers. That was ME!

I didn't see any balls at all in those tight pants. So yes, that could totally be you.

Ha ha! Did you guys see what I did there? I took Johnny's joke, and turned it around right at him.

I am still trying to finish this post without using a single smiley.

Edit. And it still did not come out that funny. Hmmm.
 
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