The secret to getting women to have sex with you

[Buzzboy]

I came across this on Facebook. This guy claims to know the secrets to getting women to fall in love with you.

Enjoy.
http://www.thetaoofbadass.com/special/goldfish/

 

[kelleycabbana]

really...i will have to read this link

 

[PirateKing]

 

[lurkingdirk]

I let this run in the background for about 20 minutes, and then I just couldn't stand the sound of his voice anymore. I'm willing to bet that women don't like the sound of his voice, either.


Also, he's a big fat liar.

 

[SabrinaDeep]

Tell women a secret. That helps to break the ice...we love gossips.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

For 99% of women: Pop your collar and act like a complete A-hole.
For 1% of women: Be a gentleman.

 

[John_8581]

Say you're not Revamp.

 

[feller469]

alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol usually worked for me.

I rarely get naked, unless I am drunk, and that includes showering

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Have game. Know how to use it.

 

[jod0565]

Money.

 

[Deepcover]

alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol usually worked for me.

I rarely get naked, unless I am drunk, and that includes showering

You know to be honest, that quote you've said actually works. I went to a bar and I was shy as fuck, had a few drinks and all, then all of a sudden I couldn't stop talking like an idiot and the bartender chick started to be quickly interested. It was weird but my goodness...

 

[Hondatard]

Gotta make them laugh, thats the best way to get your foot in the door. After just be yourself.

Its always worked for me anyways.

 

[Galactic]

For 99% of women: Pop your collar and act like a complete A-hole.
For 1% of women: Be a gentleman.

Couldn't fucking agree with this post any more. So fucking true.

 

[BCT]

This is an even better book

 

[squallumz]

if he's so cool, why is he on fagbook instead of fucking countless arrays of women?

 

[Red XXX]

You have a profile on facebook

 

[STDiva]

Is this serious?

Here's what you need to go to get them home.

But first

Yadda yadda yadda

But let me tell you this...

 

[squallumz]

You have a profile on facebook

who does? that guy?

 

[bookbuster]

i am pretty sure you can find chicks to band on facebook

 

[LukeEl]

If it doesn't require a big floppy Dr. Seuess Hat and goggles and isn't endorsed by Mystery it sure as hell has nothing to do with picking up chicks!