The Schadenfreude thread

[Vlad The Impaler]

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Lohan just hired Robert Shapiro to be her lawyer (or he hired himself, I guess :dunno--I was going to add that little tidbit to this thread :hatsoff:

A trial lawyer for a 90 day stint. If she somehow gets out of this there better be a federal investigation.

 

[titsrock]

I guess this is part of the marketing/promo plan for Season 2

Snooki Released From Jail

Snooki spent time behind bars Friday afternoon.

An officer at the Seaside Heights, New Jersey police department confirms to UsMagazine.com that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, 22, was arrested and released the same day.

PHOTOS: Stars with Snooki's pouf

"On Friday at approximately 15:23 hours, Nicole Polizzi was acting in a disorderly matter while on the beach... Miss Polizzi was escorted from the beach by patrolmen and placed under arrest for disorderly conduct ...near the boardwalk. She was transported to police headquarters and later released on a summons," Chief of Police Thomas J. Boyd tells Us in a statement.

A spokesperson at the police department explains, "A summons means she'll get a court date, but doesn't have to pay bail to get out of jail. She'll pay a fine when assessed [by a judge]."

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/snooki-released-from-jail/44824

 

[titsrock]

Disturbing Text Messages From Jeremy London -- In Rehab For The Money And Wants His Brother Dead

Jeremy London is in the middle of filming Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew but RadarOnline.com has discovered he’s just there for the money and wishes his twin brother, Jason, dead.

“I’m doing it for $$ and clearing my name,” Jeremy texted Thursday night to a family friend of his.

“I didn’t come in addicted to a damn thing,” Jeremy continued. “I’m making $$$ and getting past the PTSD [post-traumatic stress disorder] and staying sober through it.”

Jeremy’s friend responds by saying, “Whew...ok. Well I was just really worried about u so I am glad u are ok. Are u going to see your mom and Jason on the show?”



“HELL NO!! They’re dead to me,” Jeremy responds. “F**k him. I hope he dies.”

Jeremy goes on to tell his friend he’s done with his wife Melissa Cunningham. “And I’m done with Melissa for good! I found out she sold me out…two years ago.”

PHOTOS: Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew Begins Filming

As RadarOnline.com first reported, the Mallrats star claimed three men abducted and robbed him in Palm Springs, California, on June 10 – forcing him at gunpoint to smoke drugs.

London has a history of prescription drug abuse and before entering rehab was ordered to undergo random drug testing in connection with a custody issue involving his three-year-old son, Lyrik.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusiv...sages-jeremy-london-rehab-money-and-wants-his

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

I guess this is part of the marketing/promo plan for Season 2

Snooki Released From Jail

Snooki spent time behind bars Friday afternoon.

An officer at the Seaside Heights, New Jersey police department confirms to UsMagazine.com that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, 22, was arrested and released the same day.

PHOTOS: Stars with Snooki's pouf

"On Friday at approximately 15:23 hours, Nicole Polizzi was acting in a disorderly matter while on the beach... Miss Polizzi was escorted from the beach by patrolmen and placed under arrest for disorderly conduct ...near the boardwalk. She was transported to police headquarters and later released on a summons," Chief of Police Thomas J. Boyd tells Us in a statement.

A spokesperson at the police department explains, "A summons means she'll get a court date, but doesn't have to pay bail to get out of jail. She'll pay a fine when assessed [by a judge]."

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/snooki-released-from-jail/44824

No wonder the rest of the world hates us. This is the only kind of shit they get to see and hear about.

This is also the reason we've never been contacted by aliens.

 

[titsrock]

We might as well rename this thread "That's Soooo Palin"...

EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin "Heartbroken" Over Levi’s Girlfriend's Pregnancy



Bristol Palin’s friends admit she is “heartbroken” after learning that her fiancé and baby daddy, Levi Johnston, may have gotten his ex-girlfriend pregnant, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The bombshell news broke this week after the National Enquirer reported that Levi’s old girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, was pregnant.

Garcia and Levi reunited briefly last year during his break-up from Bristol and it was during that time that Garcia learned she was pregnant.

“Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows for sure,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

“Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception.”

According to friends, Bristol, 19, is devastated by the news and is thinking twice about moving forward with the engagement.

((Gee, Bristol...YA THINK it's a good idea to marry that douchebag:1orglaugh:surprise: I know you come from dumb genes...but seriously!))

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusiv...heartbroken-over-levi’s-girlfriends-pregnancy

 

[Supafly]

Re: Knöllchen-Horst faces judge himself

This is one of these guys I think you find in pretty much any town:

'Knöllchen-Horst' (Knöllchen are colloquial german for parking tickets), a retired guy who has found his destiny years ago in walking the streets of his hometown and making photos of cars parking wrong and a lot of other 'Lawbreakers'. At some point, there was one guy in the town hall just working on all the tickets he sent in there.

Now he has broken the law himself, speeding, 10 km/h faster than allowed, being caught on a police camera.

He refuses to pay and even sued the state of Lower Saxony because he says they were hurting his rights as they took that photo without his permit.

http://www.neues-deutschland.de/artikel/176572.knoellchen-horst-vor-gericht.html

 

[titsrock]

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Oh gawd that is perfecto :bowdown:

(I will have to take your word though--the story's in German :crying

 

[Supafly]

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Oh gawd that is perfecto :bowdown:

(I will have to take your word though--the story's in German :crying

I forgot his masterpiece, last year, that brought him to attention over all of Germany:

He wrote to the city and reported the whole flying crew of an emergency helicopter who were landing - and consequentially then parking - in a no-parking zone in that city to take a guy with a heart attack to hospital.

CAN'T HAVE THAT, EH, HORST???

:dunno:

 

[titsrock]

We might as well rename this thread the "As Bristol Palin's World Crumbles.." thread...:surprise: Poor girl keeps getting snooki'ed by that loser Levi...:rofl:

EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin Admits She Was "Naïve" To Take Levi Back

When Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announced they were reuniting, the world- including her mother Sarah Palin- was skeptical. Now, following their second breakup, Bristol admits in an exclusive statement to RadarOnline.com that she made a mistake in giving the father of her son another chance.

“Perhaps I was naive but I really thought Levi was ready," Bristol explained. []

Hours after their broken second engagement made news, Bristol is already feeling the sting.

"I see that Levi's people equate me with a Bridezilla. This is not about me,” she added. “This was about doing what was best for Tripp and making us a family. [ sidenote: how does that douche Levi have 'people' :dunno:]

As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported, the couple has been on thin ice since the news of their reunion broke.

Most recently, Bristol was “heartbroken” about the possibility that Levi fathered a child with another former girlfriend Lanesia Garcia. [:eek:]

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusiv...tol-palin-admits-she-was-naïve-take-levi-back

 

[Supafly]

Can't wait to see that crew in the white house. That would be beyond awesome :elaugh:

 

[titsrock]

So now we know why Alicia Keys is getting married. This dude is a fortune hunter...

I give this marriage...hmmm, 2 months to last, if that long.:rofl:


Alicia Keys' Husband Owes Millions To Tax Authorities

Alicia Keys’ new husband, hip-hop producer Swizz Beatz, owes millions in taxes, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Superstar songbird Keys – who just married Beatz in Corsica before celebrities like Bono and Queen Latifah – is expecting their first child in November.

RadarOnline.com has discovered that Beatz (real name Kasseem Dean) has run up a whopping 35 tax liens [:shocked:] in the past seven years alone []. Beatz, 33, racked up over $4 million in unpaid taxes in three different states between 2003 and 2010 and still owes around $2.4 million to the tax authorities[:eeew:]. RadarOnline.com contacted the various authorities in each state Beatz has outstanding accounts with and they confirmed that the money is still owed.

Keys and Beatz have had to endure nasty comments from hiss ex-wife Mashonda Dean, who blasted the singer via Twitter. While Dean claims she was still married to Beatz when he started dating Keys, the truth is that their relationship was over and they were legally separated.

Beatz and Mashonda (who took him to Manhattan Supreme Court over $334,000 in unpaid child support payments for their son Kasseem Dean Jnr, 4) divorced in May 2009.

Recently, Mashonda and her ex-husband seem to have called a truce after she told VIBE magazine last month that he was up to date with his alimony and child support payments.

She also revealed that she had met with Keys to discuss how they should co-parent her son Kasseem and that she regretted sending her original Twitter message blasting the famous singer.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusiv...ia-keys-husband-owes-millions-tax-authorities

 

[titsrock]

There's nothing like two lovers starting off a wonderful life together under the auspices of good ol' baby entrapment :nanner:

Does anyone think for a minute that Kelsey Grammer would be marrying this chick if she didn't have a bun in the oven? :1orglaugh:

On the other hand...is there any dumber celeb in America at the moment other than Kelsey Grammer (Mel Gibsonstalker excepted)...

Kelsey Grammer: I'll Marry My Pregnant GF, But First ...:eek:

Moments after Kelsey Grammer confirmed that his new GF Kayte Walsh is pregnant with his child, dude told photogs he's down to marry his future baby mama ... as soon as he clears up some "other stuff."

The "other stuff" is Grammer's wife --Camille Donatacci Grammer-- who just filed for divorce from the actor last month after 13 years of marriage.

But today, Grammer -- who was super chatty with photogs -- said he's "very happy" with the situation and joked, "we wanna keep the baby."

BTW -- the couple was on their way over to super-fancy jeweler Harry Winston's ... BLING!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/13/kelsey-grammer-kayte-walsh-camille-grammer-pregnant-girlfriend-video/

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Is he doing drugs again. BTW some nudes of Camille would have been nice.

 

[titsrock]

Paris Hilton Boyfriend Cy Waits Fired From Job At Wynn
:rofl:

He looks like a stalwart employee too!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/09/paris-hiltons-boyfriend-cy-waits-fired-job-wynn

 

[titsrock]

I'm bumping this thread because Schadenfreude is AWESOME, and I led off this thread with a story about Tiki Barber and today is the day that Tiki decided to try his comeback to the NFL. :rofl:

Does anyone think THAT will turn out well?

If Tiki needs money--maybe it's time to head to the Valley and become a pornstar. If he can't land a decent paying broadcast journalist job or if he thinks he's being paid too little in his current capacity..well Tiki...prepare for a giant dose of REALITY, dude..:rofl: