The Same Old Song and Dance
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Maildude's Unofficial Guide For Newbie Posting
1. Always post small, innocuous posts in general categories. Such as "What's Your Favorite Movie?" and "Actresses With Great Boobies" typed threads.
2. After about 500 or so such posts, you will be considered experienced on the boards--unless you do it in a week.
3. Finally, ease into the more volatile and confrontational threads slowly at first, using lots of harmless-sounding phrases like, "In my opinion(IMO)" or "Good point. Another way to look at it might be..."
4. Begin new threads carefully...but don't use polls until you've started at least ten threads. Good ideas for noob threads are "Dangerous Pets We Own" or "Sexual Positions I'd Like To Try."
5. READ AND FOLLOW THE BOARD RULES.
1. Always post small, innocuous posts in general categories. Such as "What's Your Favorite Movie?" and "Actresses With Great Boobies" typed threads.
2. After about 500 or so such posts, you will be considered experienced on the boards--unless you do it in a week.
3. Finally, ease into the more volatile and confrontational threads slowly at first, using lots of harmless-sounding phrases like, "In my opinion(IMO)" or "Good point. Another way to look at it might be..."
4. Begin new threads carefully...but don't use polls until you've started at least ten threads. Good ideas for noob threads are "Dangerous Pets We Own" or "Sexual Positions I'd Like To Try."
5. READ AND FOLLOW THE BOARD RULES.
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