I hope this isn't anyone's life goal... because that would be so sad it would make Jesus cry.
If the net and Freeones was around at the same time as Jesus he would have been on the Freeones site all day and not bothering with all the preaching stuff. After amassing 999,999 rep points, he would still be betrayed by Judas (in 2nd place with 998,000 rep points and desperate to get Jesus away from the PC) who tells the Romans that Jesus has been downloading Roman porn and given it to the poor people free of charge leading to him still being crucified, forever stuck on 999,999 rep points.
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