No one will be the first, because they were into the millions before we even got here so if any of the cunts on that list get to that hallowed figure they will be nothing more than specks in the collective shadow of old FreeOnes.
What great men they must have been back then (and my beloved Lisa), these great pioneers of the rep. What they must have seen and posted was surely far greater than you and I can even imagine with our puny modern minds. I would even go as far as to say that these great men, these men of the cloth as it were were the modern day Plato, Diogenes and Aristotle to our very own slightly more modern day Jesus and his apostles of which I am one and you are another - let us not waste time bickering over who's who in such a place, just accept your fate as one of these men and consider yourselves lucky to be in such a position. We are airs to the throne of such greatness. No we shall never pass the great heights of which they achieved in their short times here on this hallowed board of lost dreams and souls, but we were here dammit and we matter just as much if not infinitely less than they do.
I would advise you all to take to heart this solemn oath that was passed down by each and every generation that have come before us: "All of this has happened before, and it will happen again."