The Profanisaurus Thread

[TheOrangeCat]

Here I will occasionally post entries and definitions from Viz's classic Roger's Profanisaurus Rex - The King of Swearing Dictionaries.

Let's get started with today's definition.

Stabbing the Cat. n. Wanking. From the motion of knifing an invisible feline on one's lap. Similar to feeding the ducks, but with the emphasis on the downward stroke.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Today's definition.

Cumberland. n. A long turd which forms a spiral in the pan, in the style of a popular helical pub grub sausage.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Today's definition.

Cumberland. n. A long turd which forms a spiral in the pan, in the style of a popular helical pub grub sausage.

There's a kind of sausage called Cumberland? Never heard of it. :dunno:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

There's a kind of sausage called Cumberland? Never heard of it. :dunno:

:hatsoff::hatsoff:

 

[Danglyparts]

aaaaaannnd now i can never eat sausage again.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was hoping to see some velociraptors humping. Thanks for the let down, O.C.

 

[squallumz]

i was hoping for a good old dilophosaurus

*fans out then spits*

 

[Tittyman5000]

:hatsoff::hatsoff:

Ever have a turd come out faster on one side than the other & it makes a curly Q and almost touches the butt cheek?

 

[maildude]

That's Profanishitty!

 

[Danglyparts]

Ever have a turd come out faster on one side than the other & it makes a curly Q and almost touches the butt cheek?

curvy, gravity defying poo? what universe do you live in, because i am intrigued by the laws of physics there. just imagine, never a "too saggy" boob!

 

[Tittyman5000]

curvy, gravity defying poo? what universe do you live in, because i am intrigued by the laws of physics there. just imagine, never a "too saggy" boob!

At first it really boggled the mind but its kinda like that curly thing on top of soft serve ice cream,
with just the right amount of pressure anythings possible :dunno:

 

[Danglyparts]

At first it really boggled the mind but its kinda like that curly thing on top of soft serve ice cream,
with just the right amount of pressure anythings possible :dunno:

but how do we harness this power to help saggy breast? hmmmmm...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Great. I started a poo thread by accident. Ah, shit ...

 

[Danglyparts]

Great. I started a poo thread by accident. Ah, shit ...

we changed it to boobs... kind of... :tongue:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Maybe just maybe in some sort of pressurized atmosphere.......hmmm kinda like unda the sea? The Tits would be compressed and stand firm?

 

[Danglyparts]

Maybe just maybe in some sort of pressurized atmosphere.......hmmm kinda like unda the sea? The Tits would be compressed and stand firm?

oh! i love that idea! let's all move to the bottom of the pacific ocean!!

 

[magicspore]

Great. I started a poo thread by accident. Ah, shit ...

There's nothing like a good ol poo thread.

Ever shat a turd that doesnt end and you need to cut it with a poo knife?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Great. I started a poo thread by accident. Ah, shit ...

Baconsalts? :dunno: Hmmm... :tinhat:

 

[Petra]

Baconsalts? :dunno: Hmmm... :tinhat:

You beat me to it damnit!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Well today's definition was going to be Flying Pastie, but in what I know will be an utterly futile attempt to divert this thread from becoming nothing more than a canvas for flinging poo posts, I am changing today's definition to:

Femtex. n. Hormone-based explosive which becomes dangerously unstable once a month.