Did I ever tell you about the time STDiva took me out to go get a ***** with him? Anyways, we go off lookin' for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, STDiva takes me into a vacant lot and says, "Here we are!" Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. STDiva yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them
Did I ever tell you about the time I had breakfast with STDiva? Anyways, STDiva drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he ***** for eight months straight. When he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin!"