The pandering whore I am.

Mr. Daystar

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Okay, so, everyone, well most of you know, what, and who, Will E Worm is.

That aside, he is also my most serious threat, to becoming this years beloved asshat of the year, so....


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And here is the reason you should consider voting for me............


TheWhiteDevil said:
If elected, I will gladly, and proudly wear Ace's sig...which I would have done anyway, but if he provides me with an avatar of above pictured pimp, I will adopt that as well and request a user name change to "Hatin' Ass Spurrier", for the duration of my reign, plus I will wear the sig if changed to former winner at the end of my reign, and just to sweeten the pot, any post I see Will
Okay, I'm not seein any votes for me, so................
make, that only includes a face palm smiley, and any brought to my attention, I will reply as a quote that says.


Hatin ass loser, you've been SPURRED!:die:
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Thank you in advance for your consideration.
 
I regret I have but one vote to give, and this year, I finally voted for te guy who so consistently pictures himsef as Tom Selleck.

If he wouldn't e in the competition, you were my choice!
 
assari said:
Would you say those words to Will face to face?

*666*
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Are you fuckin kiddin me?!?! I would say it to his face, while slapping around his dog.
 
If we could get an outsider elected; a maverick, if you will; someone not a part of the old boy network, we could make freeones great again. Hatin' Ass White Devil 2016!

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He'll make everything asshatty, of this I'm assured. And I don't picture myself as Tom Selleck. I picture myself as Magnum PI.

Plus, he's promised to adopt any shitty AHOTY Award signature I design. The balls on that man.
 
I swear I made it 575x100 as per the rules but some asshat adopted the full sized image I posted in the epic AHOTY voting thread, conveniently located beneath my own awesome siggy.
 
Ace Boobtoucher said:
If we could get an outsider elected; a maverick, if you will; someone not a part of the old boy network, we could make freeones great again. Hatin' Ass White Devil 2016!

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He'll make everything asshatty, of this I'm assured. And I don't picture myself as Tom Selleck. I picture myself as Magnum PI.

Plus, he's promised to adopt any shitty AHOTY Award signature I design. The balls on that man.
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Good point, sir. Enough with these establishment AINOs (Asshat In Name Only) making all these big promises, proclamations and predictions. We vote them in and they sell out to the other side kicking the can down the road leaving future generations of sweaty perverts to pay for their mistakes. I say throw the bums out! What do we have to lose?

LET'S MAKE FREEONES GREAT AGAIN!
 
Ace Boobtoucher said:
I swear I made it 575x100 as per the rules but some asshat adopted the full sized image I posted in the epic AHOTY voting thread, conveniently located beneath my own awesome siggy.
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Yeah, that thing was giving our users diarrhea so I had to get rid of it. Make that boy put up one that isn't 50,000 pixels. Fucking asshats.
 
FreeOnes_Adam said:
Yeah, that thing was giving our users diarrhea so I had to get rid of it. Make that boy put up one that isn't 50,000 pixels. Fucking asshats.
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???? I got a yard full of dick, a bucket full of balls, and enough hair on my ass to weave an Indian blanket. I don't see no boy HERE!
 
TheWhiteDevil said:
???? I got a yard full of dick, a bucket full of balls, and enough hair on my ass to weave an Indian blanket. I don't see no boy HERE!
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All this talk of dick, balls and body hair.... you do realise freeones is a close knit ****** and has a duty of care for one and all. In your case we can make an exception. You carry on **** stabbing mate, leave us real men out of it.
 
If you win I will modify it accordingly. T̶h̶e̶W̶h̶i̶t̶e̶D̶e̶v̶i̶l̶ Hatin' Ass Spurrier 2016!
 
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