The Palestinians Are Claiming Jesus Was A Palestinian

Ace Boobtoucher

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Broadcast on December 7 on the official Palestinian TV station, the District Governor of Ramallah and El-Bireh, Dr. Laila Ghannam, told viewers to enjoy the Christmas holiday:

We are standing here, Muslims and Christians, in Yasser Arafat Square, [named after] the symbol of our cause, to celebrate Christmas. So too we will stand united to celebrate victory, far off as it may be. Merry Christmas, let's celebrate and be merry; Jesus the Messiah is Palestinian, and we are Palestinians and will continue to hold our heads high.

A December 17 report in the official Palestinian Authority Newspaper, Al-Hayat Al-Jadida, covered the Christmas tree lighting in Jericho:

Fatah Central Committee member Dr. Saeb Erekat and District Governor of Jericho and the Jordan Valley Majed Al-Fatiani, lit up the Christmas tree in central Jericho on Monday [Dec. 15, 2014] evening... Erekat said that several days ago, Fatah Revolutionary Council member Ziyad Abu Ein had lit up an olive tree with his pure *****, thereby joining the procession of [Palestinian] Martyrs (Shahids), and added: 'Shouldn't it be so, since the first Martyr, the first Palestinian, Jesus, peace be upon him, was from among us?

This stupidity is on a par with their "the Na'vi from 'Avatar' represent the 'Palestinian' struggle."

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This is dumber than claiming MLK was a democrat.

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This is dumber than "We have to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it."

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This is dumber than Ma donna saying she is bigger than the Beatles.

I guess this is nothing new to a group of people who deceive the world on a daily basis, i.e. the "Palestinians," and their alleged persecution. But this really is the dumbest thing I have ever read.

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