Sarah P@lin would probably call me a RINO. And now I hear that this fat dude would probably call me a loser. Somehow, I'm perfectly OK with both cases.
Although, after 10 years of having the same "dumb" flip phone, I'm probably going to move to the next iPhone (5S or 6?) when it comes out. But that's just because this phone has seen better days... not so I can be socially acceptable/cool in fat boy's eyes.