The official "Tom Cruise Creeps Me Out Thread"

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stranger

Is it just me or does this guy just say and do things just to keep his name in the news.

He just said in a magazine artical that he could cure a heroin addict of his addiction in just three days. Wow, if he is that powerful I think all of us should start worshiping our ***** overlords.

On Brangelina's impending (and competing) arrival: "Playdates! I've gotta give him a ring. I'm really happy for them. I am really happy for them. He's a good guy, Brad." (Said the still in-utero Jolie-Pitt offspring of the playdate invitation, "Thanks, but no thanks.")

On explaining the history of psychiatry to Matt Lauer: "I thought I was pretty restrained. I've been pissed off about things, believe me. I thought it was a terrific interview. I wasn't pissed; I just was intense on wanting to communicate."

On Katie's cravings: "She loves cupcakes, okay? I mean, the girl loves cupcakes."

On his hands-on approach to detox: "I have to say, I've always found the 'if it makes me feel better, it's okay' rationale a little suspect. I think it's appalling that people have to live a life of **** addiction when I have personally helped people get off *****." Cruise claims he can get a person off heroin in three days.

On whether he told ex-wife Nicole Kidman, with whom he has two ********, about the pregnancy: "It's not like anything I had to or didn't have to do. I wish her well."

On Katie's at-home pregnancy test: "Yeah, she did the whole stick test; I think she just touched the box and they all turned blue."

On commitment: "I'm the relationship guy. I'm not the dating, partying guy. It's not me, you know what I mean? I'm too serious. And I'm too intense. It means something to me."

On questions about the galactic overlord Xenu, a central figure in his religion: "You say this stuff to me and it's insulting. That's why I'm not even going to dignify what you're saying. There's always a lot of misinformation out there. I'm doing pretty good. Look at the things that have helped me in my life. You hear this other stuff -- come on, it's crap!"

What a flake! :rolleyes:

Post any other stuff this guy has said or just your thoughts.
 
Just my thoughts... okay, this song comes to mind when I hear news about Tom Cruise:

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny ****
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny ****
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny ****
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
 
I just remember when Tom Cruise and Micheal Jackson were the coolest men alive, George Bush was Vice President. Now Cruise and Jacko are crazy and Bush is the President of Vice.
 
Religious freaks in general creeps me out.
 
I just said in another thread that I miss the old "Top ***" times, before Cruise was the brainwashed guy that he is now. He is far away from being the idol that he was to me then.

:hatsoff: Jackson
 
Scientology and the Church of Scientology ...

Most people confuse the spiritual nature of Scientology with the Church of Scientology. The two are very different, just like the spirituality behind Christianity, Islam or even Budda, and the Churches and Institutions of their respective religions.

Scientology has a good foundation in addressing the intellectual and emotional aspects of human beings. Humans can and are "programmed" by events in their lives, with reactions to past events affecting how they handle future situations. Scientology is largely about getting at those events, addressing the underlying emotions of them and getting past them, freeing someone from a logic they never understood was explained before.

The Church of Scientology is an organized religion. Like most borderline cults, including some Christian Churches (among select churches in other religions), it uses the appreciation of a subject for "freeing them from their 'sin'" (the 'sin' being their self-programming), as leverage to help the Church. The Church of Scientology is kinda like a pyramid scheme of money-focused televangelists, only they don't use TV as an entry point and their methods are far more subtle. E.g., if you are stopped by someone taking a survey in a mall, there's a chance they are with the Church of Scientology.

The Church charges money to pay for sessions, which is where they get most of their funding. I've had several colleagues go through these sessions, and they very much wish they could do them more, except for the costs involved. This is why some wealthy individuals like the Church, because they can afford to go through the entire program far quicker than most. In fact, one of the major problems for the common person is that the Church often finds itself in a conflict-of-interest between money and the actual wanting to help them long-term (especially if they believe they'll never afford the entire program).

E.g., the Church might say that people have to undergo previous sessions because they've "lapsed" in study since the last time they could afford it, etc... Hence why the worst thing you can probably do is give the Church little money if you can't afford it. You should only consider joining if you are wealthy, of which as everyone knows, they have hit a major and indirect marketing scheme in catering to ***********. Just ignore ***********, most aren't "in touch" with the "real world" anyway -- especially not actors and actresses that grow up in one of the most sexist/racist industries in the US.

The reality is that Scientology can be practiced without joining the Church of Scientology. The concepts of spiritual well-being and getting over past events is within the power of every human being. Yes, it helps to have those more experienced and knowledgeable about the subject involved. But the problem with the Church is that they are far more into a money pyramid of the common man than actually helping them. And probably more scary is the fact that they cause problems for people who speak out against their institution.

So far, I've been lucky. Of course, I've never been involved with Scientology, only known a few people who have been. I think they stalk and intimidate largely only past members, which is part of the reason why they are considered a "dangerous cult" by many watchdogs.

More relevant to this board, understand yourself. Don't feel bad when you masterbate -- especially not afterwards. Enjoy yourself and appreciate that God gave you the ability to feel pleasure -- with yourself or another. Don't feel alone if you don't have a significant other, or wish you had a partner. Enjoy what you have and the experiences you've had -- not everyone is getting as much as they say they are.

These are just some foundations that are common to any spiritual views. You don't need an organized religion to understand such -- in fact, individual enlightement is its own regard. Even if people look at you like you're "too different" -- like most do with regards of myself. ;)
 
Hey was it just me or did I read that tom and katie were buying Wacko Jacko's neverland?

There should be a law that says one ********* cant buy that dungeon of sin from another! ROFLMAO
 
I think the spaceship needs to come and take him away already. I think somebody would be saner on heroin than on Tom Cruise. He needs to invent a Tom Cruise cure that he can apply within three days then use it on himself.
 
stranger said:
On his hands-on approach to detox: "I have to say, I've always found the 'if it makes me feel better, it's okay' rationale a little suspect. I think it's appalling that people have to live a life of **** addiction when I have personally helped people get off *****." Cruise claims he can get a person off heroin in three days.
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This is an example of what annoys me about this tool.It's not so much what he says,it's what he doesn't say.Sorry,Mr Spews,but I could get someone off heroin in three days.All I would have to do is keep them away from it for 72 hours,and let them detox:

"You sweat.....you scream........you hallucinate,I can remember being sure that behind the wallpaper was a needle and some smack,if only I could get to it."

"In 72 hours,if you can get through it,you're clean.But that's never the problem.The problem is when you go back to your social circle-......In five minutes you can be on the stuff again."-Keith Richards

If anyone would know about the horrors of heroin addiction,I think it would be Keith.

Tommy-boy might've helped someone detox for three days,but what happened after that?

I wish he would just go away.:mad:
 
If you've ever seen someone come off heroin you'd know that Tom Cruise has his head up his ass. It's an ugly, scary, horrendous, and dangerous thing to do (without medical supervision), and him sitting there talking Scientology to a junkie coming down isn't going to "cure" them.

Pretentious religious people who're out of touch with real-life issues **** me off. :thefinger

I like Tom Cruise as an actor, but as a private person he belongs in a RELIGIOUS REHAB center. lol I could get him off Scientology in 3 days. :D :ban:
 
Dianetics is a stupid sci-fi book to base a religion on anyway. Now if there was a religion based on Star Trek that would be much better.
 
I could care less the guy has been in some of the most popular movies ever. He has great timing in the way he explains his theories about Scientology, and its the perfect way to sell his movies.

Even though WOTW was mediocre(cause it a rush job mainly), but Mission Impossible 3 looks awesome and even better than the first 2. Tom Cruise can say or believe whatever he wants, but I'll support his movies anyday.
 
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