Tonight's the night. Get your shots in while you can.
Here's mine: sanjay has greater grammar skills than Andy Ry.
You all know it's true.
Here's mine: sanjay has greater grammar skills than Andy Ry.
You all know it's true.
The official "Talk shit to Andronicus Ry night" thread
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Andronicus holds his grammar/writing skills up to the level of a third grader. In fact, had this skill level not been that of a third grader, Andronicus never would have found out about cursive handwriting.
Also Andronicus has no idea what cursive handwriting means. He only knows it as squiggly line writing.
Also Andronicus has no idea what cursive handwriting means. He only knows it as squiggly line writing.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Remember, banned members aren't gone because they violated the board rules. They're gone because I killed them and buried them in my backyard...
OMG! I'm reporting this! That is a direct threat! Reported!
I am also reporting you on the fact that you don't watch The OC with me. But that is a totally different issue... :shy:
I'm reporting you for not joining USMC. :nono:
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
Andronicus is so...... awh hell I just can't do it. If it weren't for ARy there'd be noobs running around doin whatever the hell they felt like doin. You go girl!
Andronicus is King Noob.
roronoa3000
Banned
Ry is as qualified to be a teacher as pedobear is to be a daycare owner.
I have never in my life seen anyone disrespect the flag like Andro has done folks. He has a sig where it appears he wants to bed down and commit manlove under Old Glory with Clint Dempsey :eek: :shocked: :nono: My gawd, Dempsey looks like he's ready to give Andro the shocker too! HE SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON GHANA 
:ban:
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PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
He likes the Cubs.
*snicker*
*snicker*
roronoa3000
Banned
He is more full of shit than a middle schools septic tank on sloopy joe and baked beans day at the cafeteria.
I'm reporting you for blackmail, fraud, and not enough rough sex.
PirateKing
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I can't hate on Andronicus. The man taught me how to objectify women.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
You were clearly dropped on your head as a child. If you're an educator, at some point you have to get your Master's degree. Not only is it required, but it gives you a bump in pay. It would have been silly not to get it. :dunno: Every high school teacher you had probably had their Master's degree as well. Usually most teachers on staff have their Master's; it's not that uncommon.
If you're going to argue about something you should at least be reasonably informed on the subject. All of your posts just make you look like an idiot. I never thought someone would try and argue grammar rules with me, let alone someone who thinks that their usage is arbitrary. I don't need to insult you. No one could possibly make you look like a bigger dumbass than you do on your own.
Why don't you go play with some legos or something and let the grownups post here...
You know what Andronicus Ry ? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people Andronicus Ry. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil?
You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Andronicus Ry, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
queers are doing to our soil?"
Now Andronicus Ry, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Andronicus Ry. You can't build on it, you
can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Andronicus Ry. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.
By the way is it your birthday, aside from that thanks for giving me to incorporate you into some Dead Milkman lyrics, have a good weekend snapperhead
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people Andronicus Ry. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil?
You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Andronicus Ry, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
queers are doing to our soil?"
Now Andronicus Ry, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Andronicus Ry. You can't build on it, you
can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Andronicus Ry. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.
By the way is it your birthday, aside from that thanks for giving me to incorporate you into some Dead Milkman lyrics, have a good weekend snapperhead
Big Poppa Pump
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Yes, someone else agrees with me. :hatsoff:
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