Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Not jealous. I've got so many drawhearts already. Jizzna just didn't deserve anything! He just jumped on my back!
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Not jealous. I've got so many drawhearts already. Jizzna just didn't deserve anything! He just jumped on my back!
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Double post just underlines my point! 
GodsEmbryo
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I'll give you a hint. It's from a scene from Blackadder where the Prince dictates a poem to him and asks for his opinion:
- "Well, what do you think?"
- "It's very moving sir. Would you mind if I just changed one tiny aspect of it?"
- "Which one?"
- "The words?"
Something like:
I despare not this cold dungeon
Nor the bestowed scars upon my life
For in my darkest hour
I know she is the sun to me
Sounds better than:
She brings light and happiness into my dark day and all my world is moving around her. No?
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
But it makes more sense when you look at my life! :tongue: Plus English is not my first längwitch. I can only say it with my own words. :o
GodsEmbryo
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So? English isn't my native tongue either and I was able to come up with that little poem based on your line. Come on man, I challenge you. Write a poem for Bri and earn that drawheart with style!
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
all words are ugly and drab in comparison to you
So? English isn't my native tongue either and I was able to come up with that little poem based on your line. Come on man, I challenge you. Write a poem for Bri and earn that drawheart with style!
LOOOL... I'd love to read that one...
Must be something like
"Dear Briana,
While you're my sun
Roses remain red
Violets are still blue
But Faily still lovez you"
GodsEmbryo
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:1orglaugh
Or something like:
"Dear Briana,
I've got a hairy ass
And my feet they smell like ***
But at least my tits are big
And so are those of you"
So? English isn't my native tongue either and I was able to come up with that little poem based on your line. Come on man, I challenge you. Write a poem for Bri and earn that drawheart with style!
This may be sacrilegious and probably against my religion but with that being said..
Or better yet I'll let Shaquille O'Neal explain it..In this case GE is Paul Pierce
I still have much respect for Maley though, if anyone could/should win Briana over I say it is you.
Briana Lee
Verified Performer
I show you lovin all the time silly.
So? English isn't my native tongue either and I was able to come up with that little poem based on your line. Come on man, I challenge you. Write a poem for Bri and earn that drawheart with style!
I would actually like that....
:1orglaugh
Or something like:
"Dear Briana,
I've got a hairy ass
And my feet they smell like ***
But at least my tits are big
And so are those of you"
Stop being mean you meanies!
Really? What makes you say that....
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Hey, that must have been your funniest post ever! You should stop posting now! Can only get worse!
I know, B.
*****.
Just a thought. I assure you it is one that had no **** use involved at all. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart..or hopeless and romantic..one or the other.
Dude, seriously...
Have you ever read your own comments (the hell you all put us all through on daily basis)?
You should. There's a good change you'd stop posting because you would be too ashamed of what you would be reading.
And funny you're posts are. You have no idea. Every day if have pain in my stomach from laughing with your posts... Seriously
:1orglaugh
Or something like:
"Dear Briana,
I've got a hairy ass
And my feet they smell like ***
But at least my tits are big
And so are those of you"
Not bad at all
:1orglaugh
That's mean? That's not mean at all... That's ze German way of humor.
Just one problem: ze German doesn't understand it. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Briana Lee
Verified Performer
What?! Haha!
:1orglaugh Awww, every girl needs abit of romance in her life.....
That's mean? That's not mean at all... That's ze German way of humor.
Just one problem: ze German doesn't understand it. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Oh I see....must be a European thing....
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
That's mean? That's not mean at all... That's ze German way of humor.
Just one problem: ze German doesn't understand it. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I did understand it. That's why I applaud your post. It was funny. Your funniest ever. All your other posts duck sonkey balls. So better stop at your best now. :thumbsup:
GodsEmbryo
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Well, I gave him a little push. I already wrote three self written poems. And I think MailOneTwo will mail it on... three.
Wut? :dunno: They were the first to cross the (front)line?
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
I only write poems for girls who deserve it. I wrote one for Nikki.
GodsEmbryo
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Ouch...
Every day we log on, we feast our eyes on new pictures and videos Bri posts. And every day we post our comments and remarks to find her reaction on it later on. Sometimes we decide to write crap and annoy the heck out of each other for fun. But she bears with our crap with a wink and a smile. Everyone of us has his own preferences and wishes. But she doesn't complain and makes everyone happy. We might not log in for a while. But once we do we have a warm welcome from her every time. What do you mean "only girls who deserve it"? i couldn't care less if you wrote a poem or not, the fact that you are insinuating that she's actually not worthy of it makes me ******* mad and makes you a ungrateful fucking little hairy shithead with saliva like dog ***! What the heck have you to complain about?
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