The official Kevin Malone fan thread.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Kevin_Malone

Kevin Malone is an accountant at the fictitious paper distributor Dunder Mifflin. Kevin is bald, overweight, and seems to have just three facial expressions: a slack-jawed gaze, a scowl and an impish grin. He speaks in a slow, monotone voice, rarely expressing any emotion, although he is often prone to giggle at things that would typically amuse a child. Much of Kevin's humor derives from the incongruity between his deadpan personality and his juvenile sense of humor.

I think he's the most underrated character on the show and I just heard probably the funniest exchange in the history of the show when they were trying to determine how to delay the delivery of Jim and Pam's baby.

Erin: Okay number 3. Eat spicy foods.
Michael: Okay, the opposite of that.
Kevin: Stick spicy food up her butt!

I sharted a little after that.



That, and the fact that Michael's girlfriend, Holly, went through her entire run on the series believing Kevin is retarded endear him to me.

All hail Kevin!


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[StanScratch]

Kevin is second for me, only after Creed.

Jim: So, what are you going to do with all of this extra time (Kevin will gain by eliminating "unnecessary" words from his speech)
Kevin: C world.
Jim: Are you saying "See the world", or that you are going to SeaWorld?
Kevin: C world. Ocean. Fish. China.
Jim: See, I still don't know which one you are talking about.

 

[Shifty]

This: :rofl2:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[Ace Boobtoucher]

Me too, Kev. Me too.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I got your creepy, old Creed right here, Stan.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Red Spyder]

I always thought that I was going to look like that at age 40, thankfully, I think I got Dick Clark Syndrome.

 

[PirateKing]

He probably gets mad pussy.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

:funnyshit:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[Mowc0w]

Kevin himself approves of this thread!

 

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[Ace Boobtoucher]

A couple of my favorite Kev moments.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was just thinking that if they did a "This ain't the Office" parody, she could be Kev. The big one in the back, I mean. Sooooooooooooo fucking gross.