The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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I hate lube, having to stop the action to reach for some lube, pausing to open it and apply it is kind of a mood killer for me. I really like to be totally invested in the action that taking even a moment to break for something is a pain in the ass to me. I prefer using spit.

Hmm... then maybe you need to chew more gum then to make sure you have ample spit? Or just have lube applied all the time, just in case.

I'm still somewhat flabbergasted D) that you knew perineum. You frequently impress me. I like that.

 

[Harley Spencer]

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Hmm... then maybe you need to chew more gum then to make sure you have ample spit? Or just have lube applied all the time, just in case.

I'm still somewhat flabbergasted D) that you knew perineum. You frequently impress me. I like that.

I might not know a lot, but I do know a little bit about a lot of things.

I do chew lots of gum, sometimes too much. There have been a number of times when I was going down on my boyfriend and having been chewing gum for a while, the gum starts to fall apart in my mouth and little pieces start to fall out mid-blowjob :o So I try to remember to spit my gum out before sex.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7634027, member: 579739"]I might not know a lot, but I do know a little bit about a lot of things.

Well, you certainly seem to know a lot. Methinks you know more than you give yourself credit for.

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7634027, member: 579739"]I do chew lots of gum, sometimes too much. There have been a number of times when I was going down on my boyfriend and having been chewing gum for a while, the gum starts to fall apart in my mouth and little pieces start to fall out mid-blowjob :o So I try to remember to spit my gum out before sex.

:1orglaugh ... that's kind of hilariously adorable.

 

[Harley Spencer]

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Well, you certainly seem to know a lot. Methinks you know more than you give yourself credit for.



:1orglaugh ... that's kind of hilariously adorable.

I like to have nice breath.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

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Yup, perineum. You read enough about sex in magazines (especially the girls magazines that used to litter my office) you pick up on perineum. And yeah, if the area comes up in conversation most of my friends refer to it as the gooch. Although one or two of the rougher types call it the "barse" as it's between your balls and your arse. Well, those of us with balls.

Take it easy and heal up Miss Harley. I know the fear of something not quite being right south of the navel and not really knowing what's wrong. Depending on how well you know your doctor, it's not fun.

On a lighter note :

So I try to remember to spit my gum out before sex.

I swallow.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7634081, member: 579739"]I like to have nice breath.

Maybe you should look into mints? That would avoid all the cute yet messy gum issues. :dunno:

 

[Harley Spencer]

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Yup, perineum. You read enough about sex in magazines (especially the girls magazines that used to litter my office) you pick up on perineum. And yeah, if the area comes up in conversation most of my friends refer to it as the gooch. Although one or two of the rougher types call it the "barse" as it's between your balls and your arse. Well, those of us with balls.

Take it easy and heal up Miss Harley. I know the fear of something not quite being right south of the navel and not really knowing what's wrong. Depending on how well you know your doctor, it's not fun.

On a lighter note :

I swallow.

Swallowing your gum isn't good for your intestines. It can get stuck in there.

As you might imagine, I'm not shy about my body, so having a doctor checking out all my intimate areas is like nothing to me. Practically the entire world sees my vag, ass, and boobs, and sees me doing some pretty erotic things, so you think having an actual professional is going to sway me? Pffft. That kind of stuff has always been second nature to me, whether it's meant to be sexual or not.

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Maybe you should look into mints? That would avoid all the cute yet messy gum issues. :dunno:

Eh. I prefer gum. Mints don't give the same lasting freshness that gum does, imo.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

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Practically the entire world sees my vag, ass, and boobs, and sees me doing some pretty erotic things, so you think having an actual professional is going to sway me? Pffft. That kind of stuff has always been second nature to me, whether it's meant to be sexual or not.

Sorry, I guess I forgot who I was talking to for a second.

The idea of me dropping my undercrackers for my GP who is in his 70s and I've known since I was tiny filled me with cold dread!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7634094, member: 579739"]Practically the entire world sees my vag, ass, and boobs, and sees me doing some pretty erotic things...

Thanks by the way! :thumbsup:

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7634094, member: 579739"]Eh. I prefer gum. Mints don't give the same lasting freshness that gum does, imo.

Yeah, there is that. Though these days I find gum is pretty questionable there. Seems they all lose their flavor in about fifteen seconds.

The idea of me dropping my undercrackers for my GP who is in his 70s and I've known since I was tiny filled me with cold dread!

Hey, it's only awkward if you get an erection. Or depending on what you're into, then it's potentially fun!

 

[Harley Spencer]

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Sorry, I guess I forgot who I was talking to for a second.

The idea of me dropping my undercrackers for my GP who is in his 70s and I've known since I was tiny filled me with cold dread!

It's ok. Girls in the adult business aren't normal

Thanks by the way! :thumbsup:



Yeah, there is that. Though these days I find gum is pretty questionable there. Seems they all lose their flavor in about fifteen seconds.



Hey, it's only awkward if you get an erection. Or depending on what you're into, then it's potentially fun!

Nah, I was chewing a piece of gum last night when I went to sleep, woke up with it lodged between my cheek and gums and it was still super minty. Glad it was even in my mouth and didn't fall out in my hair or something.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7634358, member: 579739"]It's ok. Girls in the adult business aren't normal

Hey, we have something in common!

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7634358, member: 579739"]Nah, I was chewing a piece of gum last night when I went to sleep, woke up with it lodged between my cheek and gums and it was still super minty. Glad it was even in my mouth and didn't fall out in my hair or something.

Woah... what kind of gum are you chewing, because I totally never have that experience. Also, isn't that kind of a choking hazard?

 

[jitna]

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Yup. Me too. Though in the States wasn't it mostly relegated to HBO? I think that would explain why it never really hit it big. In the late '80s-early '90s I don't really think HBO was reaching an incredibly wide audience.

that might be true, but i think in the late 90s it was on comedy central. i believe thats where i saw a lot of it.

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7633901, member: 579739"] My 3,000th post!

congratulations, Harley! 4000 by august or maybe 5000. gotta reach that 200 page mark!

 

[Harley Spencer]

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I usually get the 5 gum. You know, the kind they have those cool commercials for that are like, "New 5 gum. Stimulate your senses." But the gum I was chewing in this case was peppermint Orbit- a good clean feeling!

 

[alkidder]

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Ah 5 gum. It does for your mouth what Herbal Essences does for your hair..

I presume

Hope you feel better soon Harley!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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I usually get the 5 gum. You know, the kind they have those cool commercials for that are like, "New 5 gum. Stimulate your senses." But the gum I was chewing in this case was peppermint Orbit- a good clean feeling!

Huh, I've had both of those gums and that has so not been my experience.

See, now I'm wondering if we get different versions of those products thanks to some kind of differing regulations and whatnot. Like how in the States if you get a Mike's Hard Lemonade it has a crappy malt liquor base (like most mixed drinks and coolers do), while in Canada it's made with actual vodka (in fact, the tag line for the product here is, "Mike's Hard Lemonade: An Excellent Source of Vodka").

 

[jitna]

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7635588, member: 579739"]I usually get the 5 gum. You know, the kind they have those cool commercials for that are like, "New 5 gum. Stimulate your senses." But the gum I was chewing in this case was peppermint Orbit- a good clean feeling!

so no bubble yum?

 

[lurkingdirk]

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I hate gum. I don't like chewing that much for no reason. Also, the sound of people chewing with their mouths open makes me want to destroy humanity.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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I don't like chewing that much for no reason.

What about the flavor and breath freshening aspect?

 

[vodkazvictim]

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I hate gum. I don't like chewing that much for no reason. Also, the sound of people chewing with their mouths open makes me want to destroy humanity.

Oh the humanity!

 

[lurkingdirk]

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What about the flavor and breath freshening aspect?

Have a mint, and regularly brush your teeth. Honestly, who has halitosis so badly that they need to chew gum all day in order to freshen their breath to a point where they're fit to have a conversation?