The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

[Moonchild22]

I'm going to the hardware store to buy some shims. Can you recommend the best kind?

 

[shimmy2]

did you ever want to be a ninja as a child? do you consider yourself to be a good shimmying up things like trees and telephone poles? do you like hot stuff...i mean like habanero salsa hot?

i wanted to be an astronaut until i saw the challenger shuttle blow up. i can't climb trees or poles and hot spicy food is good. very random questions there

 

[shimmy2]

I see now why you wanted out of the state.

anyone that voluntarily residess anywhere in california, when they have $99 in their pocket for a one-way greyhound bus ticket up out of there deserves what they get :thumbsup:

 

[shimmy2]

I'm going to the hardware store to buy some shims. Can you recommend the best kind?

the ones in the clearance aisle

 

[Moonchild22]

the ones in the clearance aisle

Ah, I see. So don't buy into the whole buy more/get more song n dance. I gotcha. :thumbsup:

 

[STDiva]

What the hell is so bad about California?? I know I'm just a naive, Canadian white boy, but I have family there and they love it. I've visited and I loved it. Lots to do. This is all speaking as a tourist though. What's the deal shimmy?

 

[alexpnz]

Will you please play this song during one of your next scenes and shout me out? :1orglaugh

 

[shimmy2]

What the hell is so bad about California?? I know I'm just a naive, Canadian white boy

repeat that 3 times :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


living there and visiting there are 2 very different things. i blogged about this last year before i left: http://www.shimmysbookmarks.com/?p=365

 

[jjo_is4]

Which countries outside of North America have you been to or would like to visit?

 

[shayd]

anyone that voluntarily residess anywhere in california, when they have $99 in their pocket for a one-way greyhound bus ticket up out of there deserves what they get :thumbsup:

I'd certainly understand that in the Oakland area, but where I'm at in San Francisco isn't bad at all.

What the hell is so bad about California?? I know I'm just a naive, Canadian white boy, but I have family there and they love it. I've visited and I loved it. Lots to do. This is all speaking as a tourist though. What's the deal shimmy?

Honestly, I wonder that every time I hear someone rag on the state. I mean I suppose they could be reacting to how the state government has acted the past few years, but I've lived here my entire life and love it. It kills me every time I hear someone talk about how terrible California is, because it's so much different than what I've experienced.

 

[shimmy2]

Which countries outside of North America have you been to or would like to visit?

been to singapore and Japan so far, brazil next on the list

 

[jjo_is4]

been to singapore and japan so far, brazil next on the list

If my experience is anything to go by you are going to have an amazing time in Brazil.

What would you do if this happened to you?

 

[shimmy2]

I'd certainly understand that in the Oakland area, but where I'm at in San Francisco isn't bad at all.

theres a good dave chapelle joke about that on 'killing me softly'...

san francisco = birkenstocks are on sale
oakland = lock up yo car doors bitch


glad to hear you have a good experience in the golden state. i just don't fit in there. i can deal with folks there and do biz there for a limited time, but living there stresses me beyond belief

 

[shimmy2]

What would you do if this happened to you?

if i had a white baby? lol well my kids are "biracial" but if you ask me or anyone else in public they're black

 

[vodkazvictim]

Will you shake your shimmy for me?

 

[shimmy2]

Will you shake your shimmy for me?

thats the girls job, i just hold the camera steady :thumbsup:

 

[LukeEl]

Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?

 

[jjo_is4]

Who would you rather have hot sex with Glenn Close or Whoopi Goldberg?

I'm sure you'd enjoy all their experience.

 

[shimmy2]

Whoopi Goldberg all the way

 

[jjo_is4]

What are you not willing to do on a porn set? Dp, gangbang etc.