Jenna Haze - no doubt.
The most irritating voices in porn
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I'll go with:
Jeanna Fine
Jenna Jameson
Kagney Linn Karter
Teri Weigel
Krystal Steal
Jewel DeNyle
Now for the ones who really fuckin' piss me off:
The CONSTANT banter between the male performer and the cameraman on milfhunter.com
John Strong- small ding dong, always looks like he's "hulking out" when he's fuckin', going "Hoo...Hoo...Hoo...Hoo..." Shit man, get some more cardio in your routine!
Mark Wood ( I saved the best For last)- I refuse to watch ANY scene with him in it, I don't give a shit WHO he's fucking. The mother fucker will not shut up.....ever. Always moaning and yelping and gurgling and cooing as if to say "Oh I'm in constant sexual nirvana every nanosecond of every day". Same thing always happens....every time he first stick s his tallywacker in a pussy in any scene, he goes, "OOOOOOhhhhh my God....." Aside from that, if he's not the ugliest fucker to ever be in a porno, he's in the top two. The only time he's ever even SEEN a gym is when he's driven past one. The industry will only benefit from his immediate departure.
Hey, Mark, here ya go, buddy!:thefinger
Jeanna Fine
Jenna Jameson
Kagney Linn Karter
Teri Weigel
Krystal Steal
Jewel DeNyle
Now for the ones who really fuckin' piss me off:
The CONSTANT banter between the male performer and the cameraman on milfhunter.com
John Strong- small ding dong, always looks like he's "hulking out" when he's fuckin', going "Hoo...Hoo...Hoo...Hoo..." Shit man, get some more cardio in your routine!
Mark Wood ( I saved the best For last)- I refuse to watch ANY scene with him in it, I don't give a shit WHO he's fucking. The mother fucker will not shut up.....ever. Always moaning and yelping and gurgling and cooing as if to say "Oh I'm in constant sexual nirvana every nanosecond of every day". Same thing always happens....every time he first stick s his tallywacker in a pussy in any scene, he goes, "OOOOOOhhhhh my God....." Aside from that, if he's not the ugliest fucker to ever be in a porno, he's in the top two. The only time he's ever even SEEN a gym is when he's driven past one. The industry will only benefit from his immediate departure.
Hey, Mark, here ya go, buddy!:thefinger
Lungzyn
Die For Me
hk727
Banned
Puma Swede, i used to be able to bear it, but now it annoys the shit out of me!!!
Chandler Steele especially when she was getting fucked, her voice was like a subsonic screech that could shatter diamonds. Also another actress was Lacey Rose she would make these spastic sounds that sounded like she had downs syndrome whilst getting fucked.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Kagney Linn Karter. She wails and moans for the entire scene. Ugh, fix yourself a big bowl of shut up stew!
For hardcore ACOs: they should really take note of the opinions in this thread.
Strange how unanimous people turned out to be here. I didn't think I would end up agreeing with everyone about the males and the persistent horrible ear rape they produce in porn movies. It really destroys a lot of scenes and they should just shut up hard (especially those bangbros guys, as has been said numerous times). Can't they say, you know, something nice to the woman while fucking? Well, it's not like the scenes are very nice most of the time, either. That would just probably throw things off too much. :dunno:
Other than that, anything that is dubbed, sounds fake, overly "teen" and monotonous is a turn-off in varying degrees. For example, the woman can only say "fuck me, yeah, yeah, yeah" only so many times before there's an explosion in my head screaming "YEAH, FUCK YOU INDEED!!!!" and not in a good way. Constant screaming is really off-putting and if there's nothing even a bit original to say, better to say nothing at all and keep to subtle sighing and moaning.
Adding to the list of vexing female voices: Sophie Dee. Didn't see her being mentioned here earlier. Incredibly irritating laugh and whiny, high-pitched voice! Almost the same as Cherokee mentioned earlier. I find it somewhat difficult to believe that these women really have voices like that. Maybe the directors force them to do that (though most likely not).
Somebody mentioned the germans and referred to the horrors of their voice acting in porn earlier. Here's something awful for you that I happened to run into while searching for mature galleries:
http://tgp.pornaccess.com/galleries/wildamateurfantasies/010/
http://tgp.pornaccess.com/galleries/wildamateurfantasies/011/
:wtf:
However there's an element of morbid hilarity in these videos if you listen to them while extremely tired (as I am right now). Well, maybe that's the case even when not so tired. I'm really just too jaded already. Seen too much bad porn..
Well, I've blown a lot of loads to some GOOD material that I've found here in freeones before I noticed this thread. Now I got to blow off some steam as well. But really, finding good hardcore material shouldn't be as difficult as it currently is since there is such an insane supply of it, but with all these factors getting in the way... yeah. The bottom line is that the men should shut up if they really can't do any better. That's the single worst boner-killer.
Damn, this turned out to be a rather vitriolic post.
Strange how unanimous people turned out to be here. I didn't think I would end up agreeing with everyone about the males and the persistent horrible ear rape they produce in porn movies. It really destroys a lot of scenes and they should just shut up hard (especially those bangbros guys, as has been said numerous times). Can't they say, you know, something nice to the woman while fucking? Well, it's not like the scenes are very nice most of the time, either. That would just probably throw things off too much. :dunno:
Other than that, anything that is dubbed, sounds fake, overly "teen" and monotonous is a turn-off in varying degrees. For example, the woman can only say "fuck me, yeah, yeah, yeah" only so many times before there's an explosion in my head screaming "YEAH, FUCK YOU INDEED!!!!" and not in a good way. Constant screaming is really off-putting and if there's nothing even a bit original to say, better to say nothing at all and keep to subtle sighing and moaning.
Adding to the list of vexing female voices: Sophie Dee. Didn't see her being mentioned here earlier. Incredibly irritating laugh and whiny, high-pitched voice! Almost the same as Cherokee mentioned earlier. I find it somewhat difficult to believe that these women really have voices like that. Maybe the directors force them to do that (though most likely not).
Somebody mentioned the germans and referred to the horrors of their voice acting in porn earlier. Here's something awful for you that I happened to run into while searching for mature galleries:
http://tgp.pornaccess.com/galleries/wildamateurfantasies/010/
http://tgp.pornaccess.com/galleries/wildamateurfantasies/011/
:wtf:
However there's an element of morbid hilarity in these videos if you listen to them while extremely tired (as I am right now). Well, maybe that's the case even when not so tired. I'm really just too jaded already. Seen too much bad porn..
Well, I've blown a lot of loads to some GOOD material that I've found here in freeones before I noticed this thread. Now I got to blow off some steam as well. But really, finding good hardcore material shouldn't be as difficult as it currently is since there is such an insane supply of it, but with all these factors getting in the way... yeah. The bottom line is that the men should shut up if they really can't do any better. That's the single worst boner-killer.
Damn, this turned out to be a rather vitriolic post.
Hillary Scott is horny as hell, but I've had with her whiny voice.
And by the way, she's 27 now, does she still have to scream "fuck my tiny little asshole" and "yeah, you like that teen pussy don't ya"?
Chris Hansen should really have a word with her.
And by the way, she's 27 now, does she still have to scream "fuck my tiny little asshole" and "yeah, you like that teen pussy don't ya"?
Chris Hansen should really have a word with her.
Personally I think, regardless of the girls age, as soon as you get fake tits you forfeit the right to refer to yourself as a teen.
As far as females go, I would have to say Nadia Styles is up there...
'I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it...' is quite over the top and rather annoying.
Otherwise, most annoying voices in porn belong to male performers.
Wesley Pipes: Everything about him is detestable.
Preston Parker: The worst offender of talking too damn much in porn today.
Brian Pumper: You're not a rapper, nor are you gangsta... stop.
Mark Wood: I think it's his douche face combined with his lame-ass voice.
Shorty Mac: Who continually allows his retarded ass to talk?
OG Mudbone: Any man who fucks chicks with a strap-on shouldn't be allowed to talk.
'I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it...' is quite over the top and rather annoying.
Otherwise, most annoying voices in porn belong to male performers.
Wesley Pipes: Everything about him is detestable.
Preston Parker: The worst offender of talking too damn much in porn today.
Brian Pumper: You're not a rapper, nor are you gangsta... stop.
Mark Wood: I think it's his douche face combined with his lame-ass voice.
Shorty Mac: Who continually allows his retarded ass to talk?
OG Mudbone: Any man who fucks chicks with a strap-on shouldn't be allowed to talk.
guys are irritating grunting and groaning the entire scene they need to shut up no one pays to see or hear them there just being used for there dicks
i hear the same thing about myself from members... can't help it though. you cant be quiet when theres a tight bodied hottie in front you sucking you off or looking back at you while you pound her. sorry but i got a pulse and cant help myself
:dunno:
I don't get it, how can people find Jenna Haze's voice irritating!? She's fucking great, and nothing wrong with that voice at all!
One of my oldest favourites Briana Banks, though... Sounds almost like Fran the Nanny sometimes, though it doesn't really irritate me, it most likely makes me laugh at some times!
And then there's a whole bunch of guys (somewhere around 95% of them I guess) I wish would just shut the fuck up at all times!
One of my oldest favourites Briana Banks, though... Sounds almost like Fran the Nanny sometimes, though it doesn't really irritate me, it most likely makes me laugh at some times!
And then there's a whole bunch of guys (somewhere around 95% of them I guess) I wish would just shut the fuck up at all times!
Sophie Dee, even though she always makes me hard.
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