The most irritating voices in porn

[DOA82]

Anything other than a vowel being uttered or moaned pisses me off. Im reminded of Robert Patrick when he said "I go to see a fuck movie for the fuckin' ", I wanna know I can watch a porno with the volume down and know I'm not missing important plot points!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Jenna Haze

-cs™

 

[JustAGuy85]

Priya Rai. Smokin hot body, but annoying as shit.

 

[obiwan]

Another that used to really annoy the shit out of me was the late great Angela Devi. Not her voice as such but the fact that she constantly blah blahed on while she was posing about anything other than what she was doing. Example "So I went to the supermarket today [jiggles tits]. Then I came home and sorted out my laundry [spreads pussy] then I tried to set the VCR. Those things are so complicated >giggle< [inserts two fingers in ass]."
Oh shut up already.

 

[mongo18]

Jenna Haze is really the only one whose voice I can't stand, but also anyone who won't stfu. I've never actually experienced a real girl who yells "yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck me, yeah yeah yeah" from start to finish.

 

[dick van cock]

The voices that tell Jenna Jameson to go on and on and on...

 

[ballzano]

teri weigel's (groan that turns into a howl/scream) always bummed me out a little

 

[ArabJames]

Cherokee
such a high pitched voice

 

[anomaly]

Anyone behind the camera(producers,directors) has an irritating voice. If your not in the the scene please be quiet.:2 cents:

 

[thapie]

after reading this i have to admit that i don't listen to sound very often when viewing porn!i love brianna banks but had no idea her voice was raspy.what i dislike is when girls over do it and are barking like a dog or something being "erotic".

 

[Facetious]

The voices that tell Jenna Jameson to go on and on and on...

I just heard a news clip (radio news) where JenJam was talking about being in some movie . . I don't know what she said as I was taking in her voice.

Sounds like a late fiftysomething. :dunno:

 

[Bigoldowls]

Rocco.

 

[rmagedon]

Rocco.

Dude, u definitely got something against Rocco. On another thread u had him under "Things that instantly turn you off about Porn".

The man is a legend and for all the good reasons. Why do you think there were so many "So-and-So Loves Rocco". They were the top women in porn (American & European) who wanted to take on Rocco.

 

[Tballlz63]

^ ehh my favorite rocco title will forever be "never say never... to rocco siffredi" and i'd love to see a "bree loves rocco" movie soon thats just gonna have a lot of over the top dialogue.

 

[Mind's Eye]

Every fucking dude. I've never heard a dude say anything the wasn't horribly stupid and annoying.

They should duct tape all the dudes' mouths shut. As a matter of fact, they should just chop off their heads and make 'em fuck. I hear a rattlesnake can live up to an hour after its head is chopped off. I wonder if that works for your every day, garden variety pornjerk?

Quoted for truth! And why is it the camera guy feels inclined to swing the camera away from the action to focus on those other clowns who are on the set? No one wants to see a woman's eyes flicker with pleasure one moment, then see some half-stoned jackass frat-boy-trapped-in-a-30-year-old's-body (who won't shut up) the next.

And while we're at it, why is it every 40-minute scene is actually only about 25 minutes or so of action? Do we really need to see a bunch of guys wandering about in public making asses of themselves before the girl makes her intro?

Dear pro-am and gonzo filmmakers...The people having sex are the stars, not you. Please STFU and let them work. Signed, porn lovers worldwide

 

[Smithers Kimp]

The whole Bangbros Crew Especially dude name Preston guy on bangbus It's like dude stfu and stop growling an laughing!

 

[METAL HEAD]

bree olsons moan's can get a little high at times too

 

[Magnet]

Cheeroke.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Kitty. Not to mention she's built like a 12 year old boy with a vagina.

Also, Allie Sin's monotone moans.

 

[piter_m]

Briana Banks :thumbsup: