The Most Embarrassing Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl?
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Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Nothing. You are all suckers. 
:tongue:
If you have to jump through hoops for a female they are not worth it.
:tongue:If you have to jump through hoops for a female they are not worth it.
Nothing. You are all suckers.
If you have to jump through hoops for a female they are not worth it.
Apparently, you and I feel the same. I will give you REsPek now. :thumbsup:
Not all women hates geeks. Just be yourself and do what you like and a woman will come along and like you for you. Not you being a geek trying to be cool and do something outside of your comfort zone and fail. :hatsoff:
I'm a huge video game geek, I love anime/manga, comics, video game soundtracks, and so much other things that would be considered "geek" or whatever.
I don't care. You don't like my form of entertainment obviously there is no commonground and I am not going to drop what I like to be with you!
My stories was in high school where I was thinking high school is the opening for getting a girlfriend. I was a bit gung ho about it, sure. Whatever. Live and learn.
Be a geek, jock, band member, who cares. Just be yourself, be nice, and treat others well and you will make it fine! Not to mention if you don't betray who you are you will find another that will accept you for just you! And hopefully you will accept them for who they are!
Well, time to step off my Ann Landers Soapbox...
:hatsoff:
I'm a huge video game geek, I love anime/manga, comics, video game soundtracks, and so much other things that would be considered "geek" or whatever.
I don't care. You don't like my form of entertainment obviously there is no commonground and I am not going to drop what I like to be with you!
My stories was in high school where I was thinking high school is the opening for getting a girlfriend. I was a bit gung ho about it, sure. Whatever. Live and learn.
Be a geek, jock, band member, who cares. Just be yourself, be nice, and treat others well and you will make it fine! Not to mention if you don't betray who you are you will find another that will accept you for just you! And hopefully you will accept them for who they are!
Well, time to step off my Ann Landers Soapbox...
:hatsoff:
Not all women hates geeks. Just be yourself and do what you like and a woman will come along and like you for you. Not you being a geek trying to be cool and do something outside of your comfort zone and fail. :hatsoff:
I'm a huge video game geek, I love anime/manga, comics, video game soundtracks, and so much other things that would be considered "geek" or whatever.
I don't care. You don't like my form of entertainment obviously there is no commonground and I am not going to drop what I like to be with you!
My stories was in high school where I was thinking high school is the opening for getting a girlfriend. I was a bit gung ho about it, sure. Whatever. Live and learn.
Be a geek, jock, band member, who cares. Just be yourself, be nice, and treat others well and you will make it fine! Not to mention if you don't betray who you are you will find another that will accept you for just you! And hopefully you will accept them for who they are!
Well, time to step off my Ann Landers Soapbox...
:hatsoff:
Very well put.
I never did anything embarrassing to impress the girls. I have however done tons of stupid ass shit to impress my buddies. If it was probably painful and possibly life threatening I did it. As far as the ladies go I was usually chatting up some girl trying to get one of my boys a hook up. The problem was that the girl would leave with me most of the time. The down side for me was that while I was spending time with girls with questionable morals there where a few good girls that would have have done anything for me. It took me years to realize that most of the choices I made where the wrong ones.
There was this girl that went to a different High School that was just built for fun. Every day I would go and pick her and her friend up to take them home. By the time I realized that I should have got with the friend who was a real sweetheart, she was getting ready to move to her Dad's out of state.
There was this girl that went to a different High School that was just built for fun. Every day I would go and pick her and her friend up to take them home. By the time I realized that I should have got with the friend who was a real sweetheart, she was getting ready to move to her Dad's out of state.
What? this one gets you a lot of pussy. not fair lumping in with geek.
...go on
most embarrassing thing I did was pretend to like the spice girls. But I learnt my lesson and haven't really done anything embarrassing since, plus I was young, but didn't matter cos I ended hooking up with another girl who was waaay hotter. Most girls are just not worth it.
Haha, I did something similar in HS to get this girl to go out with me... I pretended to actually like Bon Jovi.
We did end up dating for like 6 months, I had to listen to that damn band daily because she lubbed them ever so much, and to this day I cannot hear that short motherfucker sing without getting the heebee jeebies. :eek:
Moral of the story: Be careful what you wish for... you just might get it.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Showed her my cock :o
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
dancing with her aunts
Nothing. You are all suckers.
If you have to jump through hoops for a female they are not worth it.
Yup, some of us learn a bit too late. Haven't done anything like that ever since.
I tried to lay the loudest fart I could muster but I sharted instead :embarassing:
There were only two women I ever tried to impress, and I didn't marry either of them. the first one, I was 14. Found out she was religious and did a lot of charity work/volunteering. So I volunteered as much as possible through the message board at her church. After three months of busting my ass, she shot me down.
The second was a somewhat crazy girl. She was always spontaneous, had a list of fetishes a mile long, and the hottest 5'2" body you've ever seen. So to win her affection, I turned lacto-omo vegetarian (no meat, but still eating eggs/dairy/etc.), and threw out all my leather/suede (by which I mean donated to the salvation army) products (I still miss both my leather and suede jackets that I owned previous to dating her). We lasted for six moths, then she dumped me for my best friend.
The second was a somewhat crazy girl. She was always spontaneous, had a list of fetishes a mile long, and the hottest 5'2" body you've ever seen. So to win her affection, I turned lacto-omo vegetarian (no meat, but still eating eggs/dairy/etc.), and threw out all my leather/suede (by which I mean donated to the salvation army) products (I still miss both my leather and suede jackets that I owned previous to dating her). We lasted for six moths, then she dumped me for my best friend.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Good, don't do it again.
Rumour has it, Will E Worm once claimed to be an athiest to impress a woman.
Myself, I became a vegetarian to impress some girl I used to work with.
Nope. :tongue:
A vegetarian? :1orglaugh I bet you had a Big Mac attack and dumped her.
Lies! It was to impress a man.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Are you new here? :tongue:
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