The Member Below Me...

[vodkazvictim]

How did you know?

Wants to have Angelfish.

 

[Member442]

not really I find fish boring and a bit irritating.


will find the gold at the end of the rainbow

 

[bustybbwlover]

will it be a honeypot?

finds it amusing when people tell you a bunch of more info when you said etc to imply you didn't list everything

 

[vodkazvictim]

Actually I find it frustrating.

The member below me snores so loudly cuttlery rattles in it's drawers.

 

[Member442]

nope

is anal about ******** on only one side of the bed.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Actually you're right. I need to sleep on the right side so I have my right arm free of obstruction if the gal doesn't feel like doing her duties.

The member below me deserves a break. Take 5 minutes to yourself to read a book today

 

[Member442]

I read for like 2 hrs already and I plan to read more. I just finished The Time Machine by Wells it was really good

Loves to read.

 

[XfinhoX]

yes, he does. . and time machine is awesome. a great book...


falled in love recently

 

[vodkazvictim]

Wrong. I fell in love a long time ago.

The member below me can fly by flapping his testicles :wtf:

 

[bustybbwlover]

only cuz they're very large

loves to **** in the great outdoors

 

[vodkazvictim]

Should have posted here instead of me.

 

[bustybbwlover]

once jumped off a building hoping to make it to the next one but instead fell to their doom...in a dream

 

[vodkazvictim]

Untrue.
Once made a hash of cooking a meal while *****.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i made hash from a bunch of weed once does that count?

dreams of a permanent state of pleasant inebriation with none of the negatives

 

[vodkazvictim]

Wow. How did he know?

The member below me can claim a free Lamborgini Murcielago from me if they can only turn up at my workplace and request it from my boss

 

[Member442]

I think that would end badly and I would have to say ***** told me to do it and then he would call the cops I'll pass.


wants to do body shots of a hot chick right now.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I didn't know that 'till I read it. My boss doesn't know me by the name of *****. Can you imagine the job interview.
"So Mr... err... ***** Victim. Why do you wish to work for us here at the Tettley brewery in Leeds? Can we trust you not to drink at work?"

 

[Member442]

I didn't think he would and I'm sure he would think I meant a bottle of ***** had told me. I'd be off straight to getting a mental health evaluation lol

wants so swim in a pool of champagne

 

[vodkazvictim]

Correct.
Wants to go swimming with the strawberries in a pool of champagne. Extra points if you get the film referance and call me a girl.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i don't get the film reference but i will call you a girl

is already *****