The Member Below Me...

[KalasHusband]

likes ladies with black hair

 

[member006]

Will is a lady with black hair work?

Is watching Nemo.

 

[D-rock]

A cat has got his tongue. He shouldn't mess with cats.

 

[hedgehog]

Damn cat bit his finger, now is going to shave the Kitty. (BTW it must be a persian Kitty)

 

[member006]

Her

Wants to use septic pencil on my cut.

 

[D-rock]

Knows to let people put antiseptic on themselves otherwise people get mad when it burns.

 

[hedgehog]

Likes the burn in that sick sado-masochistic way

 

[coolbeers]

cuts themselves just to feel alive

 

[Phaeton]

needs to be careful not to get an infection...

 

[HeartBroker]

...is a survivor.

 

[Montrealman]

....has the eye of the tiger.

 

[HeartBroker]

...is into the more massive Liger!

 

[-KING-]

....travels to work in a glider

 

[Smittmaestro]

...has a secret crush on Betty White.

-cs™

 

[Montrealman]

....Knows it's really Betty Crocker I'm interested in.

 

[Smittmaestro]

...lusts after Bettie Page, as she looks now, not the way she looked in the 50s!

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

He's got Bettie Davis eyes.

 

[jibbijib]

Eats tossed salad in their sleep

 

[HeartBroker]

...gets their salad tossed in their sleep!

 

[Smittmaestro]

...bought a Presto Salad Shooter