dvc...if his wit were a a soap dispenser, I'd pump him in the bathroom.
minid...if cuteness were vienna sausages I'd eat her in the can.
pitino...if talent were a cheese log I'd pick at his nuts.
ZiiLak...if coolness were Domino's Pizza I'd wait 30 minutes for him to come.
lg...if guile were a Jolly Rancher I'd pop him in my mouth and suck on it.
icerfan...if brains were a Cremesicle I'd suck and lick for the creamy goodness.
StormRuller...if kindness were a Twinkie I'd eat his spongy exterior to get at the tasty cream!
-cs™