The member above be should be a pornstar because...

[julialee89]

he moans for Alisa!

he/she(?) has an exotic accent.

I'll quote Burt Reinolds on this one; "She's a he".

 

[rizwano]

the industry needs him

 

[GodsEmbryo]

he will revolutionise the meaning of sex!

 

[julialee89]

will revolutionise the porn industry with muppet sex! (even though Jeff Dunham have put his hand up the arse of muppets...)

 

[mrtrebus]

Has a penis growing out of each armpit. . .

 

[Member442]

has new ideas to intro to the industry.

 

[bustybbwlover]

all the cool kids are doing it

 

[Lungzyn]

90.3% of all US porn is made in California so its convenient.

 

[julialee89]

will add more naugthy looks while saying "What the fuck are you looking at?"

 

[Member442]

he could mount me anyday!

 

[julialee89]

se likes mounting.

 

[XfinhoX]

that would be a way for getting in contact with jenna

 

[GodsEmbryo]

he wants to be a stunt cock

 

[bustybbwlover]

he's watched orgazmo

 

[GodsEmbryo]

there's too little solo stuff on the net

 

[Shifty]

... because 'jayhellcat' is a studly name.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

there aren't enough good lookin' guys in porn.

 

[julialee89]

he has worked as a moderator at freeones.com

 

[GodsEmbryo]

at least he can drive to the different locations where they will be shooting the vids

 

[bustybbwlover]

...the bible tells me so