The just say what you want thread

[sean miguel]

my nuke Austin post brought this idea on. Can we have a thread where we can say whatever and not face any repercussions but limit it to here? And what's said here stays here? (within legality of course).

I don't really want to nuke Austin btw (but Kim Jong Un does, apparently), but that's just one example.

If this is unacceptable to the powers that be here, then please delete this thread and forget I mentioned it.

 

[Supafly]

It's not possible to create an area that still is in this forum (under the freeones website domain and its legal family).

And it would be not acceptable regarding the forum rules to point out external forum urls, I believe.

I don't know if any of you have your own webspace where they can set up a forum or blog. I do and I would never risk set up a pratically lawless forum that would be 100% sure to rise serious legal problems up to prison sentences.

 

[sean miguel]

It's not possible to create an area that still is in this forum (under the freeones website domain and its legal family).

And it would be not acceptable regarding the forum rules to point out external forum urls, I believe.

I don't know if any of you have your own webspace where they can set up a forum or blog. I do and I would never risk set up a pratically lawless forum that would be 100% sure to rise serious legal problems up to prison sentences.

I did say within "legality."

But more to the point, can we have a drunken rant thread? Which is what I was getting at.

Nevermind.

 

[Supafly]

I don't drink anymore.

 

[sean miguel]

Me neither. As of right now. I'm just gonna start smoking weed.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hey Animus, have you tried Red Horse Beer from The Philippines? It's brewed by the nice people at San Miguel, is 8% alcohol, and most importantly, sure is good. You can get it at Filipino stores and I also buy mine at my local Ralph's.

 

[sean miguel]

Hey Animus, have you tried Red Horse Beer from The Philippines? It's brewed by the nice people at San Miguel, is 8% alcohol, and most importantly, sure is good. You can get it at Filipino stores and I also buy mine at my local Ralph's.

Nuh uh but I saw your post about it. I'm familiar with San Miguel though. I'll have to check it out.

 

[meesterperfect]

You know at those Southern Baptist Churches when the musics playing loud, the Preacher is on a roll, the people have their arms up in the air and are screaming amen and halejuila and stuff......there is always that one guy on the floor writhing, shaking and convulsing ?
That always cracked me up.

 

[dp93]

warriors got it

 

[Jagger69]

People who don't use their turns signals really piss me off.

 

[The Yak]

I think the greatest feeling of panic that the human mind is capable of arises when one absentmindedly puts their wallet, keys or cellphone in a different pocket than the one in which it is usually kept and then feels the usual pocket moments later looking for the desired item and finding the pocket empty. Parents who lose sight of their children in a crowded amusement park can not begin to approach the existential terror that such an occurrence produces.

 

[sean miguel]

Where did the phrase "I don't give a rat's ass" come from anyways? Was there a time when people exchanged rats' asses with each other to show they cared?

"Hey Bob, how's the family? Listen, just a heads-up, I've fed-exed over that rat's ass I've been meaning to give you. Is everything ok?"

 

[Supafly]

If you want to prank your mother real good, you need a pair of cheap wedding rings, a bottle of rosé and rohypnol.

Visit her on march, 31th, and share the bottle of rosé with her. on the last glass, drop her some rohypnolin it.

Slip the ring on her finger, replacing the old wedding ring. A fake marriage certificate with your and her name on it adds a lot.

Tell her you both had such a great time last night,. you went and found this great priest who married you both

 

[sean miguel]

If you want to prank your mother real good, you need a pair of cheap wedding rings, a bottle of rosé and rohypnol.

Visit her on march, 31th, and share the bottle of rosé with her. on the last glass, drop her some rohypnolin it.

Slip the ring on her finger, replacing the old wedding ring. A fake marriage certificate with your and her name on it adds a lot.

Tell her you both had such a great time last night,. you went and found this great priest who married you both

I would've read your post but I can't see. (get it? Oedipus?)


this all stays here right? including these lame jokes?

 

[Supafly]

sure, sure

 

[The Yak]

Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies.