The greatest lie ever told in human history:

[mrtrebus]

The Bible, the Qu'Ran or any religious book are just LIES from A to Z.

Apart from Tijuana bible. :hatsoff:

 

[terino00]

I always thought the biggest lies in the English language were
"I will not come in your mouth"
"The cheque is in the post."
and that old chestnut
"I love you."

Oh and of course you can always tell if a politician is lying.....his lips are moving

 

[Ace Bandage]

So this thread isn't about Jesus? :dunno:

 

[roronoa3000]

The Bible, the Qu'Ran or any religious book are just LIES from A to Z.

That bit is the greatest truth ever told in human history!

I hope you two have fun together in Hell.

 

[mrtrebus]

I hope you two have fun together in Hell.

 

[Ulysses31]

Women accused of witchcraft at the Salem Witch Trials

http://www.paralumun.com/witchsalem.htm

 

[lurkingdirk]

Freeones T-shirt at 5k posts.

 

[larss]

"I do know how to run the economy in good times and in bad" - Gordon Brown (29th April 2010).

 

[CadillacD]

"To honor and obey, in sickness and in health, til death do us part...I do!"

 

[JayJohn85]

I am going to really wing it and say something no one had never thought of before in regards to this question.


Religion

 

[MrZiggles]

Democrats are liberal.

 

[pete rose]

I'm conservative, but only when it comes to my toast.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Freeones T-shirt at 5k posts.

They told me mine got lost in the mail...

 

[celebrian]

Once, after having dropped a crap I told one of my friends he could go in, there was no danger.

 

[Neutron66]

"It's not gay as long as we don't kiss."

If I had a dime for every time I fell for that one.

 

[mickeit]

I boo anti-americans.

Boooo!!:tongue:

Nothing against american people, but I boo republicans and fanatical religious:crash:

 

[Johan]

I hope you two have fun together in Hell.

Off course we will !
Where do you think all the pornstars thaty passed away went ?

:thefinger

 

[lurkingdirk]

BlueBalls will be gentle.

 

[Trident1]

Obama's Hope and Change crap.

 

[roronoa3000]

Obama's Hope and Change crap.

Somebody telling Palin she was smart enough to be Vice President and someone convincing McCain that he was actually still alive.

....The man is a walking corpse.