The furthest you've ever blew your load?

[TheGreatSatan]

My wife was blowing me and it seemed like my load went about 2 feet in the air! What's your furthest spunk?

 

[busenbust]

Never measured. Not that far^^WOW! What you taking??

 

[GregCentauro]

I don't know. My measuring tape is only 12 feet long.

 

[busenbust]

Book of Records??

 

[Prod3]

Ive managed to cream my girl in the face from the foot of my bed when shes been lying on my pillow, leaving a nice cum trail down her body!

 

[maildude]

From the window five feet from my Posturepedic, down I-95, then off the ramp to Carenville. About 11 miles. :rubbel:

 

[BlueBalls]

73,000 Miles.

I was flying through space on the hounds of hell at the time.

 

[Ozmanks]

Shot my load from an airplane, managed to catch the jet stream, and has kept on going since.

 

[jod0565]

About three feet - straight down to the floor.

 

[mrtrebus]

I shot my load so far it went round the world & hit me in the arse!

 

[skechers]

I almost started the worlds first interplanetary war when I facialed the Martian Emperor from my bedroom. The government broadcasted an encoded apology to the red planet and sent up a rover carrying wetnaps Then quickly stepped in to cover up the incident, and patch the hole in my roof.

 

[Montrealman]

LOL, 1rst post: Two feet in the air.
Post above me: SPACE!!

:1orglaugh

Nice work boys! :thumbsup:

 

[GregCentauro]

Bummer. I fake my orgasms.

 

[JordanRules]

I feel I must come clean, no pun intended mind you, but several years ago while at the local book depository, I was jerking off to "Girls of National Geographic" and I came so hard, it shot out the window and accidentally hit a very important "politician" who just happened to be driving by outside, sitting in the back of a convertible. Let's just say, things didn't turn out so good for him. I feel really bad about that day.

 

[Spleen]

While on holiday in America. That's like 4000 miles away! Epic.

 

[titsrock]

Wait a minute. Unless you were flat on your back, a 2ft shot ain't all that dude...now if you WERE flat on your back :bowdown:...

The furthest load I shot was WELL beyond makeable birdie distance

 

[StanScratch]

I am sure you are all aware of the Spooge Nebula in the Sextans constellation.
Yeah. That's mine.

 

[mentalman]

I've gone about two feet before. I can't do it every time though

 

[power-san]

I've that if you hold the tip for a few seconds and don't let the cum squirt, then let go..it will fly like the devil.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Bummer. I fake my orgasms.

i know, right? sometimes enough is enough and i just want some sleep.

wait...it is supposed to SHOOT? i thought it was just supposed to ooze...

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