The Flu

[Jack Davenport]

Holy ****! Caught it over the Christmas weekend...

Been in bed since Tuesday only to get up for normal bodily functions like getting something to ***** and throwing it up 5 minutes later.

Coughed so much that now when I cough it feels like I am being tackled by Von Miller.

Seriously, you don't want this ****.

 

[Petra]

It's a pretty bad one going around. Caught it from my 6 month old niece on Dec 5th and she literally took down 6 adults all at once.

 

[acenipplelicker]

Holy ****! Caught it over the Christmas weekend...

Been in bed since Tuesday only to get up for normal bodily functions like getting something to ***** and throwing it up 5 minutes later.

Coughed so much that now when I cough it feels like I am being tackled by Von Miller.

Seriously, you don't want this ****.

mommy gave me a cold- regurgetated some hardened mucous thru my mouth and stopped having to spit and drain nose
she got from a 3 yr old and ***** day care place

 

[zipper_666]

I caught it too. Sucks to be sick, but at least I'm feeling better now.

 

[Johan]

Holy ****! Caught it over the Christmas weekend...

Been in bed since Tuesday only to get up for normal bodily functions like getting something to ***** and throwing it up 5 minutes later.

Coughed so much that now when I cough it feels like I am being tackled by Von Miller.

Seriously, you don't want this ****.

For those who don't want the flu, there's a simple way to solve the problem

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[Jack Davenport]

For those who don't want the flu, there's a simple way to solve the problem

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Had the flu shot in late September.
It is not guaranteed to protect you from all strains.

As evidenced by me getting the flu.

Any more pearls of wisdom?

 

[acenipplelicker]

you might have a bacterial infection or even something from dinos crack whore but you are right about the flu shot

either way we are here on the board today and both still alive

 

[himperv203]

I have found that my signature chicken soup helps.