The difference between guys and girls

H you understand the pains that us gentleman folk experience from time to time.
 
H you understand the pains that us gentleman folk experience from time to time.

I have a ******* and have seen the agony first hand...he shouldn't have been playing with my Barbies!
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
****, I think I felt that one.

When I was younger, we played games of backyard baseball with a tennis ball. Get hit by the ball, and the baserunner was out.
One day, I was leading off second (legs spread apart), when the pitcher turned around and...POW...right in the nuts. I was out in more ways than one.
 
No matter how many time I see that I always get that same sinking feeling:

"Oh good god man! Stop running! For the love of god STOP RUNNING!"

:eek:
 
****, I think I felt that one.

When I was younger, we played games of backyard baseball with a tennis ball. Get hit by the ball, and the baserunner was out.
One day, I was leading off second (legs spread apart), when the pitcher turned around and...POW...right in the nuts. I was out in more ways than one.

Sorry to hear that, did all the King's horses and all the King's men put Humpty back together again?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Women don't understand the pain in a situation like that. So I always tell them, "Okay, imagine ***** birth. It's at least three times more painful than that. Now go make me a sandwich." :tongue: I made up the last line of course, but everything else in that statement was true...
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
That hurt so much, just by looking at it....
 
You've caused me to cringe. Severely.

Crikey, that has to sting.

Hill, I don't know what the equivalent would be for you. Having a galloping ***** pull your clitoral hood piercing out?

Yeah, you feel it now.
 
That have to hurt. This remind of a football game when a defender did a sliding tackle but slide quite long he tackles the goalpost, by the way he didn't tackle the goalpost with his legs I think you get the idea.
 
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