The Congress is Mostly Idiots thread

I don't want to make this into a racial or partisan thing, so I add this and ask for everybody's cringe-worthy moments from our dear representatives of all colors, creeds and parties. There are certainty plenty to go around. But please, keep this as a Congress only thread (that means Representatives and Senators)
 


WTF, can anybody find a Bachman clip that isn't part of an Obermann or Young Turk segment? Better question, who the fuck is actually listening to the Young Turks?? I wants some pure Bachman lunacy, dammit!
 
Yes, there are more than a few idiots in Congress. But they didn't bogart their way in. As has been said, somebody had to vote for them. So we have no one but ourselves to blame.

They are amusing though (if you live some place else). Here's a clip of my fantasy girlfriend/sex slave, Michele Bachmann. She's easily confused, which is why I want her for a girlfriend. When she says "Hoot-Smalley", she really means "Smoot-Hawley. When she says "Democrat", she really means "Republican" (which Smoot and Hawley both were). And when she says "FDR", she really means "Herbert Hoover" (the guy who actually signed the measure into law - FDR opposed it). Likewise, when I say, "Michele, let's have dinner tonight", I really mean "get over here and get those panties around your ankles so I can ravage your mentally challenged ass."



Mock me if you will. But she's the woman for me, and I luvs her with all my heart. :lovecoupl
Actually... :nannerf2:

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But yep, there are idiots on both sides of the aisle. And it's the idiots who claim that they're not really idiots who keep putting them back in office. It's always been that way and it will always be that way.
 
Yes, there are more than a few idiots in Congress. But they didn't bogart their way in. As has been said, somebody had to vote for them. So we have no one but ourselves to blame.

They are amusing though (if you live some place else). Here's a clip of my fantasy girlfriend/sex slave, Michele Bachmann. She's easily confused, which is why I want her for a girlfriend. When she says "Hoot-Smalley", she really means "Smoot-Hawley. When she says "Democrat", she really means "Republican" (which Smoot and Hawley both were). And when she says "FDR", she really means "Herbert Hoover" (the guy who actually signed the measure into law - FDR opposed it). Likewise, when I say, "Michele, let's have dinner tonight", I really mean "get over here and get those panties around your ankles so I can ravage your mentally challenged ass."



Mock me if you will. But she's the woman for me, and I luvs her with all my heart. :lovecoupl
Actually... :nannerf2:

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But yep, there are idiots on both sides of the aisle. And it's the idiots who claim that they're not really idiots who keep putting them back in office. It's always been that way and it will always be that way.




Oh I've never removed the people of blame. That's why I clarified that this thread needs to be about Congress.
 
I blame Great Britain for founding this country with all your <bleeping> religious nut cases!!! and we've never been able to get rid of them.
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It's ****** shame that Great Britain hasn't founded ****, isn't it? GB buys our debt and backs our military.Oh man how I wish that was not the case.
 
I blame Great Britain for founding this country with all your <bleeping> religious nut cases!!! and we've never been able to get rid of them.

Actually it's in America where religion is heavily politicised, in Britain as in most of Europe religion is left to the choice of the individual(s) and plays little part in party policies.
 
Actually it's in America where religion is heavily politicised, in Britain as in most of Europe religion is left to the choice of the individual(s) and plays little part in party policies.

His point was that all of our religious zealots in America are descendants of the ones who left England for religious freedom in the New World.

:hatsoff:
 
His point was that all of our religious zealots in America are descendants of the ones who left England for religious freedom in the New World.

:hatsoff:

O I C. Erm... good riddance I guess. You can't blame us for the Mormons though, they are America through and through :rolleyes:
 
In reality you are not voting for the representative but for their financial backers. Because that is whose policies they will be implementing in office. So of course they are idiots since the people who own them do not want their minions to be too smart.
 
How about the wife of a congress critter, does that count? :tongue:

*Pay special attention beginning @ 2:40 mins . . . I :lovecoupl that ***!






The ever energetic Monica Conyers . . .An up and comer to the House of Reps . . perhaps?
:eek: :1orglaugh
 



Call me senator, I carpet bagged my saggy ass all the way to california from new yawk . . . thank you, you may now continue . . . oh, wait! What was you name again sir?
Who are you with the navy . . the marines . . . what ? :dunno::confused:
 
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