The bible explained by /b/

[habo9]

I'm not sure he can be helped. I have tried.

He might be the wicked the go astray from the womb.

I'd hope not for his sake.

Brilliant :hatsoff::rofl:


Have you told yr boyfriend about your fetish for trannies?

offcgibby , I hope you have fake breasts and a nice long wig or this wont go on , Will E will dump you if you wont be his bitch

Just sayin :hatsoff:

 

[JayJohn85]

First they weren't born that way. God Created Man and Woman nothing else. Everything else is man's stupid choice. They are destroying this country due to there lack of morals. Did you hear what Prez Hilton said to Carrie Prejean on his website. Or have you read the articles that they call people like Me or Laura Ashley. They call us Bigots and intolerant but Hey I am not worried.

Yea and what

Man and Woman= Heterosexual
Man and Man= Homosexual
Woman and Woman= Homosexual

Seems like he created the two components if he is to be believed or am I missing something in this equation?

God Created Man and Woman nothing else. You dont even state hetero relations in your own argument??????????? Sigh fortunate that reproduction is scientifically proven and the fact we can actually see our offspring.

Bigots You are when you go to extraordinary lengths to find obscure passages, To hate on a minority of people. If christians focused on the positives more of religion You Might actually have more supporters. And I assure you it really is obscure shit, Like if its true, God that is.....Those lines where added by the personal bias and prejudice of the auther.

Also jumping form new testament and then to that ridiculous book genesis just cracks me up.

PS> You morons seem to forget that mortal hands wrote most of the bible hence making it contextual to the attitudes of the time period.

 

[Patrick_S]

Suddenly freeones turned into christwire. Unbelievable.

 

[JayJohn85]

Suddenly freeones turned into christwire. Unbelievable.

Dont be such a drama queen its one thread and I am logging now.....Unfortunately even to an atheist it is a interesting topic to debate, I dont feel weird looking at naked females and talking about this shit cause I dont believe but hell even if I did.....Didnt it say somewhere god made Eve to be beautiful.....Amen.


PS> Dont read or post in thread when you see title, Less QQ kkthxbye.

 

[dogbone27]

Your right I don't know you. But Here is something that I want you to know about me. I am a researcher first and foremost. I have read that women that are Lesbian were molested in there childhood. I am not saying that you were at all. I have read that there are 5 main reasons Why women are Lesbians. 1 they were molested 2 they hate men 3 beatened by men. 4 They were ignored by there fathers. And lastly Something to do with drugs. But I will tell you that I don't hate you or anyone who is gay. I just keep you all in my prayers. No one is born that way, something happened that made you decide to be gay. If someone hurt you than I am sorry. But Don't think that all of us guys are bad just because of a few bad apples. I will say that I stand with the bible not what is politically correct.

Wrong, wrong , wrong,. You need to do some more research,son.

I really would like to hear your reason why you think some men are gay.

As i said, just because you and your bible thumpers buddys doesn't believe they're not born that way doesn't mean it isn't true.

Brilliant :hatsoff::rofl:
:rofl:

Have you told yr boyfriend about your fetish for trannies?

offcgibby , I hope you have fake breasts and a nice long wig or this wont go on , Will E will dump you if you wont be his bitch

Just sayin :hatsoff:

 

[Will E Worm]

God Created Man and Woman nothing else.

Genesis 5:2 (KJV)
Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.

Also jumping form new testament and then to that ridiculous book genesis just cracks me up.

1 Corinthians 1:18 (KJV)
For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.

PS> You morons seem to forget that mortal hands wrote most of the bible hence making it contextual to the attitudes of the time period.

2 Timothy 3:16 (KJV)
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


Job 32:8 (kjv)
But there is a spirit in man: and the inspiration of the Almighty giveth them understanding.

There isn't anything obscure about any verse in the Bible.
That's a liberal cop-out.


Proverbs 15:14 (KJV)
The heart of him that hath understanding seeketh knowledge: but the mouth of fools feedeth on foolishness.

 

[STDiva]

There is definitely going to be some bans in this thread.

Ahahaha I just noticed the tags for this thread. Classic.

 

[offcgibby]

There is definitely going to be some bans in this thread.

Ahahaha I just noticed the tags for this thread. Classic.

Cool but if your talking bout willie and myself, We speak the truth nothing else. As for the attacks on myself and willie, all liars will have there part in the lake of fire.

 

[JayJohn85]

It is better to rule in hell than it is to serve in heaven

 

[offcgibby]

It is better to rule in hell than it is to serve in heaven

Do you know what its Like in hell. You will be tormented day and night forever, it is a place where the worm dieth not. I would think twice bout going to Hell.

 

[offcgibby]

Wrong, wrong , wrong,. You need to do some more research,son.

I really would like to hear your reason why you think some men are gay.

As i said, just because you and your bible thumpers buddys doesn't believe they're not born that way doesn't mean it isn't true.

Simple lack of thanksgiving. That is for men and women who are gay ( that is in the bible not from men.) Do you hate me cause I speak the truth? Or do you hate me for other reasons?

 

[Boothbabe]

Your right I don't know you. But Here is something that I want you to know about me. I am a researcher first and foremost. I have read that women that are Lesbian were molested in there childhood. I am not saying that you were at all. I have read that there are 5 main reasons Why women are Lesbians. 1 they were molested 2 they hate men 3 beatened by men. 4 They were ignored by there fathers. And lastly Something to do with drugs. But I will tell you that I don't hate you or anyone who is gay. I just keep you all in my prayers. No one is born that way, something happened that made you decide to be gay. If someone hurt you than I am sorry. But Don't think that all of us guys are bad just because of a few bad apples. I will say that I stand with the bible not what is politically correct.

You couldn't be more wrong.
1. I was never molested. Never.
2. I don't hate men.
3. I was never beaten by any man.
4. I was never ignored by my father.
5. I've never done any drugs.

I don't fit your "profile" at all. Nothing happened that made me gay. It's just the way I was born. I was raised by loving, open minded parents who have always supported me and encouraged me to be creative, pursue things I'm interested in and explore new things. They have always stood by me and were and still are a source of inspiration and they have always accepted me for who and what I am.

I also want to share a very funny pm offcgibby send me. It made me lol.

I don't hate you at all. I can't believe that an attractive young woman is a lesbian. I want good things for you. I don't want you to have any pain in your life but I don't want you to put your health in danger. I will keep you in my prayers.

I think he's just jealous because I've had more pussy last week then he will have his entire life

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Which ones of these should we ignore?


The Old Testament of the Bible also says:
Shellfish shall not me eaten. Doing so is an abomination. (Leviticus 11:9-12) & (Deuteronomy 14: 9-10)

Don’t eat bacon, ham or sausage. Also don’t play football. (Leviticus 11:7-8)

Don't let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)

Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9)

If a man cheats on his wife, or vise versa, both the man and the woman must die. (Leviticus 20:10).

If a man sleeps with his father's wife... both him and his father's wife is to be put to death. (Leviticus 20:11)

If a man sleeps with his wife and her mother they are all to be burnt to death. (Leviticus 20:14)

If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be "cut off from their people" (Leviticus 20:18)

Psychics, wizards, and so on are to be stoned to death. (Leviticus 20:27)
If a priest's daughter is a whore, she is to be burnt at the stake. (Leviticus 21:9)

People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)

Anyone who curses or blasphemes God, should be stoned to death by the community. (Leviticus 24:14-16)

Anyone who dreams or prophesizes anything that is against God, or anyone who tries to turn you from God, is to be put to death. (Deuteronomy 13:5)

If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)

If you find out a city worships a different god, destroy the city and kill all of it's inhabitants... even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15)

Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)

The problem sir, is that you are choosing to ignore many passages of the Old Testament and choosing to enforce others that fit you misguided and hate inspired political views.

You call yourself a Christian, but find me any example of Jesus damning gays and lesbians.

Come on Will E and new boyfriend. Which one of these should be ignore because it's outdated?

 

[JayJohn85]

Ahh yes the worm personally prefer HP lovecrafts take on it.......

Some of the dung nicely ripped off, Of course changed wouldnt do to be seen as plagiarizing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh#Sumerian_version


Michael the arch angel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marduk

Late Bronze Age

While the relationship between Ea and Marduk is marked by harmony and an amicable abdication on the part of the father in favour of his son, Marduk's absorption of the power and prerogatives of Enlil of Nippur was at the expense of the latter's prestige. After the days of Hammurabi, the cult of Marduk eclipsed that of Enlil; although Nippur and the cult of Enlil enjoyed a period of renaissance during the four centuries of Kassite control in Babylonia (c. 1570 BC–1157 BC), the definite and permanent triumph of Marduk over Enlil became felt within the Babylonian empire. The only serious rival to Marduk after ca. 1000 BC was Aššur in Assyria. In the south, Marduk reigned supreme. He is normally referred to as Bel "Lord", also bel rabim "great lord", bêl bêlim "lord of lords", ab-kal ilâni bêl terêti "leader of the gods", aklu bêl terieti "the wise, lord of oracles", muballit mîte "reviver of the dead", etc.

When Babylon became the capital of Mesopotamia, the patron deity of Babylon was elevated to the level of supreme god. In order to explain how Marduk seized power, Enûma Elish was written, which tells the story of Marduk's birth, heroic deeds and becoming the ruler of the gods. This can be viewed as a form of Mesopotamian apologetics. Also included in this document are the fifty names of Marduk.

In Enûma Elish, a civil war between the gods was growing to a climactic battle. The Anunnaki gods gathered together to find one god who could defeat the gods rising against them. Marduk, a very young god, answered the call and was promised the position of head god.

To prepare for battle, he makes a bow, fletches arrows, grabs a mace, throws lightning before him, fills his body with flame, makes a net to encircle Tiamat within it, gathers the four winds so that no part of her could escape, creates seven nasty new winds such as the whirlwind and tornado, and raises up his mightiest weapon, the rain-flood. Then he sets out for battle, mounting his storm-chariot drawn by four horses with poison in their mouths. In his lips he holds a spell and in one hand he grasps a herb to counter poison.

First, he challenges the leader of the Anunnaki gods, the dragon of the primordial sea Tiamat, to single combat and defeats her by trapping her with his net, blowing her up with his winds, and piercing her belly with an arrow.

Then, he proceeds to defeat Kingu, who Tiamat put in charge of the army and wore the Tablets of Destiny on his breast, and "wrested from him the Tablets of Destiny, wrongfully his" and assumed his new position. Under his reign humans were created to bear the burdens of life so the gods could be at leisure.

Marduk was depicted as a human, often with his symbol the snake-dragon which he had taken over from the god Tishpak. Another symbol that stood for Marduk was the spade.

Babylonian texts talk of the creation of Eridu by the god Marduk as the first city, "the holy city, the dwelling of their [the other gods] delight".

Nabu, god of wisdom, is a son of Marduk.

And of course the bane of all you god fearing folks........Tiamat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiamat

 

[offcgibby]

Come on Will E and new boyfriend. Which one of these should be ignore because it's outdated?

I would advise you to ignore none. The old testiment is the age of Law but the new testiment is in the age of Grace. But don't think that the law don't apply because we are in grace. Jesus himself said that I did not come to abolish the law but to fulfill it.Willie is a friend not anything more. He's not gay and neither am I. As My neighbor always say we are Lesbians cause we love women. lol

 

[alexpnz]

Is it just me or is there something almost, I dont know, sacreligious about qutoing Bible verses on a pornography board??
I mean if God, Allah, Jesus or whomever the fuck it is you believe in, knew that his (or her:dunno faith is in question in the same section where there are topics like "Have You Ever Tasted Your Own Cum?" or "I'm Losing My Virginity To a Call Girl!", he or she would be spinning in their graves....or in the sky??

Just sayin....:angels:

 

[Rattrap]

Your right I don't know you. But Here is something that I want you to know about me. I am a researcher first and foremost. I have read that women that are Lesbian were molested in there childhood. I am not saying that you were at all. I have read that there are 5 main reasons Why women are Lesbians. 1 they were molested 2 they hate men 3 beatened by men. 4 They were ignored by there fathers. And lastly Something to do with drugs. But I will tell you that I don't hate you or anyone who is gay. I just keep you all in my prayers. No one is born that way, something happened that made you decide to be gay. If someone hurt you than I am sorry. But Don't think that all of us guys are bad just because of a few bad apples. I will say that I stand with the bible not what is politically correct.

You sir, are a very, very bad researcher. I find it hard to believe that you are actually serious in this statement, or in fact any of your statements (the word "troll" comes to mind). However, you may certainly be, and there most certainly are people who hold such views. As factually wrong as they are.

And they are.

Point in question: homosexuality occurs in other animals. Did their fathers ignore them, perhaps? Are they on drugs?

2 Timothy 3:16 (KJV)
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

I'm sure you can't see how woefully ignorant it is to provide "proof" of a book from the book itself, but I'm sure others will. Is this how easy it is fool you? As long as a book says it's inspired by God, you believe it is?

Will E, I mean very little personally, as to me you simply represent a whole group of people whom you are simply and conveniently present and vocal for. But in so being an unofficial spokesman for fundamental Christians (this is the title you'd use, no? Fundamental in the strict definition of the word), you've proven yourself poorly in debate and sorely lacking in critical thought. However, this is again what I find in the population you represent quite frequently (note: frequently does not mean always).

To quote the late and great Douglas Adams,

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

For you, it obviously is not. Furthermore, you (and your ilk) need the fairies to tell you how to think and act, where us "cowardly" atheists manage to do it ourselves.

 

[offcgibby]

You couldn't be more wrong.
1. I was never molested. Never.
2. I don't hate men.
3. I was never beaten by any man.
4. I was never ignored by my father.
5. I've never done any drugs.

I don't fit your "profile" at all. Nothing happened that made me gay. It's just the way I was born. I was raised by loving, open minded parents who have always supported me and encouraged me to be creative, pursue things I'm interested in and explore new things. They have always stood by me and were and still are a source of inspiration and they have always accepted me for who and what I am.

I also want to share a very funny pm offcgibby send me. It made me lol.


I think he's just jealous because I've had more pussy last week then he will have his entire life

Your parents should have given you a foundation not letting you find out for yourself. Why did you quote a pm with out my consent. You do know that is a rule violation right? That is another problem open mindedness. That is a bad screwup. 1 lesson I learned in my life is that if you don't stand for what is right you will fall for anything. I may not get pussy as you stated, but I want a true woman. I believe in purity. I do want good things for you. I don't want you to hate me but that's your choice.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I would advise you to ignore none. The old testiment is the age of Law but the new testiment is in the age of Grace. But don't think that the law don't apply because we are in grace. Jesus himself said that I did not come to abolish the law but to fulfill it.Willie is a friend not anything more. He's not gay and neither am I. As My neighbor always say we are Lesbians cause we love women. lol

You choose to damn gays and lesbians because of a couple of lines out of the Old Testament. Yet you are not calling for the outlawing of football, bacon, football, Red Lobster, Old Navy and Hair Salons that the Old Testament speaks against. If you have shaved or gotten your hair cut you are in violation of your own narrow interpretation. That makes you the type of hypocrite that Jesus spoke against. Millions of gays and lesbians have a thousand percent better chance of getting into heaven than you.

 

[Gordar]

Why did you quote a pm with out my consent. You do know that is a rule violation right?

You do know that this thread is about a satyre on the bible, not about Boothbabe's sexuality, right?

5.) Please do not hijack or deliberately divert the topic of the thread you are posting in.