FreeOnes_Anders
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*****, give it up, no one likes you, whether you offend them or not.
I dont know, he´s starting to grow on me... oh wait... noooo! I dont want you in my ass VV!
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I dont know, he´s starting to grow on me... oh wait... noooo! I dont want you in my ass VV!
Lies. It's his inbred homophobia talking. You can translate that to:
"I have lube in my man-purse. But we don't have to use it, you're tiny, and my ass is entirely stretched out (hence the adult diapers)."
Oh come on, why else do you put a complete tube of lubricant in your arse every night before you go out?
As in, he squeezes the complete tube in there, or he sticks the whole tube in? He generally stores the lube in there for about an hour. It brings the lube up to body temperature.
FreeOnes_Anders
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True story, lurk once found a roadkilled badger up there that I was tenderizing for dinner using 2 coconuts.
Wait a minute... shouldn´t I be calling you guys nasty things?
Um, yes, indeed, here goes:
You guys are all nasty things!
Hah, take that!
Edit: I think I make a complete BrianaLee out of that insult...
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D) in he squeezes the complete tube in there. It's obvious, you saw his pictures in the funny section. There's absolutely no doubts about it.Leave my lovely Briana out of it, you pervert :cussing:
You'll have to deal with me if you do that!
FreeOnes_Anders
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Leave my lovely Briana out of it, you pervert :cussing:
You'll have to deal with me if you do that!
Bring it bitch.
Although since you´re so much in love with her I suppose you suck just as badly at insults... in which case, I´ll go look at the neighbours **** throw his toys around, they hurt more whirling past than your tame Briana loving blubber could ever do.
I knew it, you're a *********.
Watching the neighbours' ****.
You should be ashamed of yourself. :cussing:
Briana Lee
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Balls?! Sounds like his wife has cut them off seeing though he's waiting for her permission to stick his dick where he wants?!
HEY, FUCK YOU ****** FUCKER!! I CAN BRING THE PAIN IF I WANT TO!!!
But I choose to be a lady about these things.
.....and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring ***** into our oppressed white minority communities
If that's what cows do I want nothing to do with transcendentalism, That's right I said it - live with it you *** of a back ended Bantha ****** friend of lost sea cucumber who lives in Smurfet's vagina.
I saw it - you know I did. Monkeys live in lava - you know its a fact of organized religious voyeurism.
Can you imagine how all your ******* would cry if they knew you masturbate, to tribbing Tella Tubbies and not to them?
Or do you all cry while taking a ****?
I bet you do, and you know who you are.
How can you live with your selves? - Seriously! .When Sin claps his broad wings over the battle, And sails rejoicing in the flood of Death; When souls are torn to everlasting fire, And fiends of Hell rejoice upon the slain, Oh who can stand?
For who would bear the whips and scorns of a S&M Mistress,
The oppressor’s bondage, the proud man’s ejaculations in the face,
The pangs of despised love, the whore's delay,
The insolence of a pimp and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make, with a penis up the ass?
Fuck that ****.
I saw it - you know I did. Monkeys live in lava - you know its a fact of organized religious voyeurism.
Can you imagine how all your ******* would cry if they knew you masturbate, to tribbing Tella Tubbies and not to them?
Or do you all cry while taking a ****?
I bet you do, and you know who you are.
How can you live with your selves? - Seriously! .When Sin claps his broad wings over the battle, And sails rejoicing in the flood of Death; When souls are torn to everlasting fire, And fiends of Hell rejoice upon the slain, Oh who can stand?
For who would bear the whips and scorns of a S&M Mistress,
The oppressor’s bondage, the proud man’s ejaculations in the face,
The pangs of despised love, the whore's delay,
The insolence of a pimp and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make, with a penis up the ass?
Fuck that ****.
Anyone who either uses the word "cock" in their username, or uses a picture of a cock as their avatar, has a minuscule penis in real life.
Fact.
Fact.
BCT
Pucker Up Butter Cup.
Well I'm definately the exception to that rule :1orglaugh
People who say they are the exception to a rule on the internet never are.
People who ask rhetorical questions on the internet are insecure.
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