The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

[Shifty]

 

[abrogate]

Well go back and read the rules asswipe!

I'm sure they are boring and not well written. Why bother?

 

[Straight Shooter]

It speaks volumews indeed; that I'm too busy to be around this shitty forum on a regular basis.

Vile outlook? A confirmed Tory advocate has the nerve to call somebody else vile?

It's the oldest line in the book.
Seriously. Be curel to me.
Hurt me.
Slap me. Bite my hand.
******* me with a **** bottle and cal me a bitch!

Dude nobody on this board likes you. Get lost yeah?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Dude nobody on this board likes you. Get lost yeah?

:kettle:

 

[Straight Shooter]

:kettle:

I hope you die. How's that?

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Thank You.

 

[PirateKing]

guess what fucking haters, i am no longer a mod

i didnt want to deal with your fucking ass whining and bitching about everything the mods did around this place

if people cant accept the fact that mods have a fuckin job to do, then get the fuck out of this place and start your own porn forum

the mods volunteer there spare time to help make this place a better place for all of us, yet people just complain that this place has started to become, lame and boring

i dont see any of the fucking ass haters spicing up the place, they actually make it worse with all of there jibber jabber and stupid annoying complaining

so you (and you know who you members are) can go cry in a dark corner and slit your wrists

fuck the fucking fuckers

What a cunt.

 

[larss]

Vile outlook? A confirmed Tory advocate has the nerve to call somebody else vile?

Yes. You. You have no soul. You have no sign of any happiness in you at all. I can only pity you and your pitiful existence.
You should probably just jump in front of a passing express train and raise the worlds happiness quotient by a significant factor.

 

[Petra]

Wow someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Does baby need a ***?!

VV always gets cranky at this time of year since he's waiting for his wife to give up her ass for his yearly anal fuck. Forgive him for he knows not what he does...his balls are doing all the talking.

 

[larss]

VV always gets cranky at this time of year since he's waiting for his wife to give up her ass for his yearly anal fuck. Forgive him for he knows not what he does...his balls are doing all the talking.

What you meant to says was "all his talking is balls"

 

[RichardNailder]

VV always gets cranky at this time of year since he's waiting for his wife to give up her ass for his yearly anal fuck. Forgive him for he knows not what he does...his balls are doing all the talking.

What you meant to say was "VV always gets cranky at this time of year since he's waiting for his wife to lube up his ass for his yearly anal fuck. Forgive him for he knows not what he does...his balls are doing all the blocking."

 

[Petra]

What you meant to say was "VV always gets cranky at this time of year since he's waiting for his wife to lube up his ass for his yearly anal fuck. Forgive him for he knows not what he does...his balls are doing all the blocking."

I stand corrected. I'm ready for punishment, shall I bend over?

 

[RichardNailder]

I stand corrected. I'm ready for punishment, shall I bend over?

Oh hell no - that's exactly what you want - it sure as hell isn't a punishment.

 

[Mayhem]

guess what fucking haters, i am no longer a mod

i didnt want to deal with your fucking ass whining and bitching about everything the mods did around this place

if people cant accept the fact that mods have a fuckin job to do, then get the fuck out of this place and start your own porn forum

the mods volunteer there spare time to help make this place a better place for all of us, yet people just complain that this place has started to become, lame and boring

i dont see any of the fucking ass haters spicing up the place, they actually make it worse with all of there jibber jabber and stupid annoying complaining

so you (and you know who you members are) can go cry in a dark corner and slit your wrists

fuck the fucking fuckers

I'm calling this a victory for Occupy Freeones (mainly because it happened while I was stoned and unemployed).

 

[Petra]

Oh hell no - that's exactly what you want - it sure as hell isn't a punishment.

Oh, but I assure you it is. I absolutely **** being spanked or whipped. It's the worst thing ever. Promise.

 

[FelixTheWorm]

Oh, but I assure you it is. I absolutely **** being spanked or whipped. It's the worst thing ever. Promise.

In which case, I recommend someone with a practiced hand – my employer, Miss H. I can assure you that you would not see me during the proceedings. :angels:

 

[Petra]

In which case, I recommend someone with a practiced hand – my employer, Miss H. I can assure you that you would not see me during the proceedings. :angels:

I believe Miss Tart has mentioned whips and a strap on if she ever gets a hold of me.

 

[LukeEl]

I once ate a scented candle!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Yes. You. You have no soul. You have no sign of any happiness in you at all. I can only pity you and your pitiful existence.
You should probably just jump in front of a passing express train and raise the worlds happiness quotient by a significant factor.

You're so full of ****. Were you a sewer rat in a previous life?

VV always gets cranky at this time of year since he's waiting for his wife to give up her ass for his yearly anal fuck. Forgive him for he knows not what he does...his balls are doing all the talking.

Annual. Not yearly. Whn are you yanks gonna learn English.

What you meant to says was "all his talking is balls"

:clap:

What you meant to say was "VV always gets cranky at this time of year since he's waiting for his wife to lube up his ass for his yearly anal fuck. Forgive him for he knows not what he does...his balls are doing all the blocking."

I stand corrected. I'm ready for punishment, shall I bend over?

Don't bend over - an eclipse would inconveniance stargazers on these clear winter nights.

Oh, but I assure you it is. I absolutely **** being spanked or whipped. It's the worst thing ever. Promise.

Weird. With an arse your size one would've thought that the pain would've been spread over such a large area as to be unnoticable...

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

*****, give it up, no one likes you, whether you offend them or not.