The Adventures of Mr Smilie

[tunsty]

This is Mr Smilie :hi:

Mr Smilie has a problem :helpme:, he's having trouble 'performing' :lame: in bed.

So Mr Smilie decided to seek some advice..


First, he went to see a :clown:.
The clown told him to go to a artysml:

Mr Smilie wasn't sure that would work,
so he went to see :batman:
batman told him to go out and :ak47:

Again, Mr Smilie didn't think that would help,
so finally, he went to see :frenchman:georges:

 

[tunsty]

Continued:


Georges told Mr Smilie that he should :beer:, until he was :moon:
then he should log-on to Freeones and look at some :boobies:

So, Mr Smilie thought this might work, so he did as Georges asked..

Unfortunately, Mr Smilie had a bit too much :beer: and couldn't remember his password to log-on to Freeones :error:
The only thing he could do was :crash: and :cussing:

Soon Mr Smilie :throwup: and then



The moral of this story:

When you have a choice of sex advice from Georges, a Clown and Batman..
always choose the Clown.. Those dudes are never sad and always get the bearded lady:jester:

 

[Will E Worm]

You're been hitting the sauce pretty hard tonight, huh? :beer:

 

[Cinabuns22]

That was an awesome pictorial on how to get laid, man ..naw seriously, it was def amusing, I liked it! haha

 

[zeppelin68]

Hilarious

 

[Skyraider22]

Good one:thumbsup:

 

[europorn]

:rofl::rofl:

 

[Galactic]

Fan-fucking-tastic!! Rep to you Tunsty! :thumbsup:

 

[hedonis]

What a great story.... I can go to sleep now. Thanks, Uncle Tunsty!

 

[tittenman]

I came away a tad dissapointed tunsty, a moral to a story from you? Surely not!

 

[tunsty]

What a great story.... I can go to sleep now. Thanks, Uncle Tunsty!

Your welcome, little boy

 

[0000]

Fucking great man

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Possibly my new all time favorite post at FO's.

 

[arianajoladdict]

nice story

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

Ever!!!!!!