Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I forgot Latrell Sprewell.
The 5 Biggest Douche Bags In Recent Sports History
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Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Dennis Rodman?
Brandon Jennings
Terrell Owens
Sean Avery
Michael Crabtree
Brandon Marshall
The guy who coached that HS girl BB team to 100-0 victory
Jeffery Laurie
Drew Rosenhaus
Lennox Lewis
Phil Baroni
Keyshawn Johnson
Isaiah Thomas
Mark Schlereth
Terrell Owens
Sean Avery
Michael Crabtree
Brandon Marshall
The guy who coached that HS girl BB team to 100-0 victory
Jeffery Laurie
Drew Rosenhaus
Lennox Lewis
Phil Baroni
Keyshawn Johnson
Isaiah Thomas
Mark Schlereth
Crabtree is out of his mind and I hope the 9ers dont sign him.
It wasnt the coaches fault. "Dallas Academy has eight girls on its varsity team and about 20 girls in its high school. It is winless over the last four seasons"- from an article dated Jan 26 2009
Dont get me started on Schlereth.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Alfonso Soriano (quit hopping when you catch a fly ball, try hustling all the time, and quit swinging for the fence)
Milton Bradley (you're not better than DeRosa)
Kosuke Fukodome (learn how to not do a 360 degree spin when you swing)
Ryan Freel (douche)
Aaron Miles (bigger douche)
Kevin Gregg (if I ever see you on the street, I'll kill you. Seriously. I will rot in jail for that and be happy)
Carlos Marmol (why do you have to walk two batters immediately after coming into a game?)
Alex Gonzalez (you cost me a World Series in my lifetime)
Milton Bradley (you're not better than DeRosa)
Kosuke Fukodome (learn how to not do a 360 degree spin when you swing)
Ryan Freel (douche)
Aaron Miles (bigger douche)
Kevin Gregg (if I ever see you on the street, I'll kill you. Seriously. I will rot in jail for that and be happy)
Carlos Marmol (why do you have to walk two batters immediately after coming into a game?)
Alex Gonzalez (you cost me a World Series in my lifetime)
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Maybe you could indeed go on for a while but why you put Coach Johnson on a list of "douche bags" in sports is beyond me! For what reason? Not bragging but I happen to know him personally and I will tell you that he is one of the most down-to-earth and likable individuals with whom you could be acquainted. He's the most unpretentious celebrity you could imagine....the guy next door. Why do you lump him in this category? Because he was an extremely successful football coach? Another reason perhaps?
I would ask you to please elaborate on what exactly about Jimmy Johnson makes him a "douche bag" in your opinion, Johnny.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
^^ I'm willing to bet he meant Jimmie Johnson - Sprint Cup Driver. I could be wrong though...
bob davie and tyrone willingham
obviously a good Cub fan. Nice to see someone blame Gonzalez and not Bartman! I gotta put Lou Pinnella on there. He quit on the last team he coached, and seems to be doing it again!
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
I like Lou. As a Cardinal fan, I really appreciate him sticking with Kevin "Gopher Ball" Gregg as opposed to Carlos Marmol as his closer for so long. Now, you guys are 6 games out and seriously behind the 8-ball.
Great managing, Lou! :thumbsup:
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
There came to a time when I absolutely hated seeing the guy in a Reds uniform. Absolutely hated it. The Reds have this thing about overrated short white guys with absolutely no talent, but play hard (see: Chris Sabo) in their quest to find another Pete Rose. He could not leave the team quicker.
Where in the world is Roger Clemens on this list? Steroids user. Cheated on his wife with an under aged country star.
I forgot to nominate Nick "I'm Here To Stay" Saban. :thefinger
The reason why I think of him as a douche bag is because of what he said when he took over in Miami. He said something to the effect of "The first thing I'm gonna do is throw out all of Don Shula's playbook." C'mon, man! The guy didn't get to be the winningest coach in NFL history because his playbook was fucked up! Shula's response was something like "Oh, good. He should win a lot of games that way." That was a gentlemanly way of publicly calling him an arrogant douche bag.
Doesn't he make Scrabble and Monopoly? :dunno:
Maybe you could indeed go on for a while but why you put Coach Johnson on a list of "douche bags" in sports is beyond me! For what reason? Not bragging but I happen to know him personally and I will tell you that he is one of the most down-to-earth and likable individuals with whom you could be acquainted. He's the most unpretentious celebrity you could imagine....the guy next door. Why do you lump him in this category? Because he was an extremely successful football coach? Another reason perhaps?
I would ask you to please elaborate on what exactly about Jimmy Johnson makes him a "douche bag" in your opinion, Johnny.
The reason why I think of him as a douche bag is because of what he said when he took over in Miami. He said something to the effect of "The first thing I'm gonna do is throw out all of Don Shula's playbook." C'mon, man! The guy didn't get to be the winningest coach in NFL history because his playbook was fucked up! Shula's response was something like "Oh, good. He should win a lot of games that way." That was a gentlemanly way of publicly calling him an arrogant douche bag.
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How about ol' Seabass? Sebastian Janikowski? Is he ever sober? :dunno:
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How recent are we going ?
"Chris" Everett stopped being Jim :rofl:
The mock video
The real video
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"Chris" Everett stopped being Jim :rofl:
The mock video
The real video
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I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned AJ Pierzynski. He's one of my favorite players, but with a bad reputation.
Some people mentioned Ozzie Guillen, but it's all reputation.
Carlos Zambrano is an asshole who beats up poor defenseless gatorade machines.
Brett Favre
Milton Bradley
Sammy Sosa
Roger Clemens
Curt Schilling
Jose Canseco
Manny Ramirez
Alex Rodriguez
Jason Giambi
Orlando Cabrera
Ugeth Urbina
Some people mentioned Ozzie Guillen, but it's all reputation.
Carlos Zambrano is an asshole who beats up poor defenseless gatorade machines.
Brett Favre
Milton Bradley
Sammy Sosa
Roger Clemens
Curt Schilling
Jose Canseco
Manny Ramirez
Alex Rodriguez
Jason Giambi
Orlando Cabrera
Ugeth Urbina
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Mike Vanderjagt(?)
And jagger, yes I meant Jimmie Johnson the coach. There's his coaching experience in Miami, then what he did in Dallas that annoyed me the most was turn them into a dynasty when I would have been more than happy if they had gone the way of the Bucaneers or the Aints and become a non-issue.
But more than anything that I really dislike about Jimmie Johnson is his helmet-head hairdo.
Honestly though, I was just trying to spark a little discussion about sports douche baggery. If someone had written "Hayden Fry" in any responses I suppose I'd hold their feet to the flame too, because I played for him in the late eighties and early nineties.
And jagger, yes I meant Jimmie Johnson the coach. There's his coaching experience in Miami, then what he did in Dallas that annoyed me the most was turn them into a dynasty when I would have been more than happy if they had gone the way of the Bucaneers or the Aints and become a non-issue.
But more than anything that I really dislike about Jimmie Johnson is his helmet-head hairdo.
Honestly though, I was just trying to spark a little discussion about sports douche baggery. If someone had written "Hayden Fry" in any responses I suppose I'd hold their feet to the flame too, because I played for him in the late eighties and early nineties.
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Source for this quote?
So, what you really don't like about Coach Johnson is the fact that he was (and remains) extremely successful? Sounds more like jealousy to me. Also, it sort of makes a mockery of the entire question if the definition of what constitutes a "douche bag" includes the way somebody wears their hair.