The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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The parents of Reddit posed the question: "What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?" The responses were bone-chilling:

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And the number one creepiest thing a child has ever said to a parent:


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What have your little creeps said that have freaked you out?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:shocked: Some of those are in fact creepy! Or maybe even all of them... :uohs:

 

[L3ggy]

Bunch of Alma's and Damians.

 

[feller469]

My younger son used to talk about his angel outside his second story bedroom window. Said he was looking after him. Docs told us at first it might be twins, but ex felt one was miscarried.

 

[brodkill]

my nephew likes to ask me "uncle brodkill, want to play with me?" oh the innocence of children

 

[lurkingdirk]

my nephew likes to ask me "uncle brodkill, want to play with me?" oh the innocence of children

Yeah. That's creepier than anything previously posted.

 

[brodkill]

Yeah. That's creepier than anything previously posted.

i think so, because some of those things were not that creepy at all

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[kappy]

This shit can never be unread...

 

[DOA82]

14. Daddy don't touch me there

 

[SabrinaDeep]

I remember when i was little saying to my mom, who was paying for goods at the mall: " Mom, are you going to beat me up like you did yesterday, when we get back home?"
She never did of course, but sure she wished otherwise lol

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

14. Daddy don't touch me there

There can never be enough face palms in the universe. Mung.

 

[RogueAlan]

dunno about creepy things said, but at age 4 my youngest brought a glass of pee out to my then father in law and offered him some 'lemonde'...

 

[gunslingingbird]

Back in the mid-eighties my aunt had a miscarriage when she was about 4 or 5 months along. About 3 years later she was pregnant again, and was able to carry it to term and give birth to a healthy boy.

Fast forward about a year. My cousin was just starting to speak coherently. Not articulately, just coherently. One day he very deliberately walked to where my aunt was sitting on her bed, and stated that he had a serious matter to discuss with her. My aunt was totally taken aback by how clearly and articulately he was speaking, and by the vocabulary he was using. She told him to continue. He then asked her if he would be staying with them permanently this time, or if he would be leaving again. She explained to him that he was their son, and that he wouldn't be going anywhere, to which he replied that the last time he thought he would be staying, but that he had to go when she was frightened by a car (the reason my aunt had miscarried was that she had stepped off a curb to cross the street when some asshole ran the red light and nearly ran her over). After the shock of what her son had just said, she assured him that he would be staying for good this time. He thanked her, walked away, and resumed his normal manner of speaking.

 

[Roald]

Ok creepy it is